Afternoon Funnies: Zoo in China disguises dog as Lion

It's next to the grass mud horse exhibit.

That looks like a poufy dog...

It is a dog... a poufy dog.

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Peace/2013/08/15/China-zoo-under-fire-for-disguising-dog-as-lion

I know, I'm just saying, who would think that's a lion!?

What did Chewbacca do with his hair?

That isn't a very good disguise. It's like they weren't even trying.

seriously. at least shave the rest of the dog so it looks like it has a mane:

Yes. That would fool little kids. They're pretty easy to trick.

I suppose that is why ninjas are Japanese; apparently, the Chinese are terrible at disguises.

A bunch of people in my city didn't know there's a labrodoodle who is shaved to look like a lion (my university's mascot is a lion). He frequently runs around campus with his owner without a leash. 9-11 got a bunch of calls about a lion running around. :P Made national news...

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=charles+the+monarch&source=web&cd=7&cad=rja&ved=0CE4QtwIwBg&url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVv5yOdZcco&ei=nTcNUtXvEsSuyQHplIGwCA&usg=AFQjCNHz2UQmeG-ZlMTWlPEn_UzaBUyTSw&sig2=tUtr5fcrSRvJQY3JYcX5BA

That isn't a very good disguise. It's like they weren't even trying.

seriously. at least shave the rest of the dog so it looks like it has a mane:

Yes. That would fool little kids. They're pretty easy to trick.

that's true. i convinced a bunch of them that i got their nose.

A bunch of people in my city didn't know there's a labrodoodle who is shaved to look like a lion (my university's mascot is a lion). He frequently runs around campus with his owner without a leash. 9-11 got a bunch of calls about a lion running around. :P Made national news...

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=charles+the+monarch&source=web&cd=7&cad=rja&ved=0CE4QtwIwBg&url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVv5yOdZcco&ei=nTcNUtXvEsSuyQHplIGwCA&usg=AFQjCNHz2UQmeG-ZlMTWlPEn_UzaBUyTSw&sig2=tUtr5fcrSRvJQY3JYcX5BA

Now I want one!

Now I want a lion that looks like a dog. People be all like, "Hey, fella! Lemme rub your tummy", and my lion be all like "RAAAAAAAWR, I AIN'T NO DAMN DOG". Yes. Yes, that would be something.