BEST Cardio workout EVER!

Walk into a spider web half a sleep ... I promise you'll do a weeks worth of cardio in a few seconds and also become a Kung Fu master!

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  • EmmieBaby
    EmmieBaby Posts: 1,235 Member
    that or step on a lego
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    Amateurs. Try waking up to wet hair on your face. Wet hair that belongs to the girl you broke up with yesterday and still somehow managed to get in your apartment, take a shower, put on some white facial mask and wants to wake you up to make plans for the week.
  • hollieam92
    hollieam92 Posts: 197 Member
    or a plug... OUCH!
  • SadFaerie
    SadFaerie Posts: 243 Member
    Isolated abs workout -- reading most ridiculous Cosmo tips on sex.
  • EmilyOfTheSun
    EmilyOfTheSun Posts: 1,548 Member
    lmfao!! true fu(kin story.
  • Tony_Brewski
    Tony_Brewski Posts: 1,376 Member
    that or step on a lego

    I have become immune to this. After several years of stepping on them bare foot they no longer bother me. My wife on the other hand ... such a sweet lady and then this happens mouth like a drunken sailor in a w***e house!
  • Tony_Brewski
    Tony_Brewski Posts: 1,376 Member
    Curious double posted
  • Faery_Dust
    Faery_Dust Posts: 246 Member
    Amateurs. Try waking up to wet hair on your face. Wet hair that belongs to the girl you broke up with yesterday and still somehow managed to get in your apartment, take a shower, put on some white facial mask and wants to wake you up to make plans for the week.

    Haha, OMG!
  • Railr0aderTony
    Railr0aderTony Posts: 6,803 Member
    Amateurs. Try waking up to wet hair on your face. Wet hair that belongs to the girl you broke up with yesterday and still somehow managed to get in your apartment, take a shower, put on some white facial mask and wants to wake you up to make plans for the week.

    But Taunto, She LOVES you.
  • CountryDevil
    CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
    Hmmm.. All very good tries buuuuuuuut......

    Sex is the best Cardio workout. If you do not think so, you are doing it wrong.
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  • jacksonpt
    jacksonpt Posts: 10,413 Member
    Hmmm.. All very good tries buuuuuuuut......

    Sex is the best Cardio workout. If you do not think so, you are doing it wrong.

    One might say that if it's taking you long enough to be a good cardio workout, then YOU'RE doing it wrong.