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    Was at crossfit this morning and something bad happened.

    Posts: 12,950 Member
    edited February 1 in Fitness and Exercise
    There I was hammering my way through the WOD, and I got to a sprint interval. I go running out the door to the box, and along the street near a liquor store, where I normally turn down an alley to finish up.

    Well, as I get out to the street today, there's this woman standing there, she starts screaming something about how I'm a creeper, and then she pepper sprays me. Then the police come, I'm thinking they'll get everything figured out, and then they yell at me, saying she called them because I've been following her on her morning run, and that's she's afraid of me! I've never even seen her before.

    I really don't know what to do. Why is she stalking me? What the hell did I do?!

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    • Posts: 18,878 Member
      Just break up.
    • Posts: 12,950 Member
      Just break up.

      Hold me?
    • Posts: 18,878 Member
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      Hold me?

      I'll even sing "Soft kitty, warm kitty"...
    • Posts: 15,267 Member
      apparently she read your advice from a post here....:flowerforyou:

      http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1078190-creepy-guy-on-my-a-m-run-route

      edited to add link
    • Posts: 12,950 Member
      apparently she read your advice from a post here....:flowerforyou:

      http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1078190-creepy-guy-on-my-a-m-run-route

      edited to add link

      :laugh: :happy:
    • Posts: 603 Member
      LMAO!
    • Posts: 93 Member
      Well this interaction obviously isn't still ongoing, so what happened with the remainder of cop stop?
    • Posts: 12,950 Member
      Oh, we chatted about squats.
    • Posts: 93 Member
      Lol here I am all concerned for you and it all worked out fine with the police?? I mean I guess the chick doesn't matter than. don't worry about it lol
    • Posts: 434 Member
      If you would have gone into the liquor store instead of passing it, none of this would have happened. :drinker:
    • Posts: 18,771 Member
      Nice parrot.
    • Posts: 1,084 Member
      Crazy lady
    • Posts: 315 Member
      Please tell me you're not serious :P
    • Posts: 315 Member
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      :laugh: :happy:

      In that case she forgot the shiv?
      This is a remarkably similar story....
    • Posts: 377 Member
      I see what you did there
    • Posts: 287 Member
      Next time you see her, preemptively start screaming "Don't kill me, I swear I don't have the money!!" and sprint off in the other direction screaming.

      Or pepper spray her back. It will be fun, like a grown ups version of freeze tag.

      ETA: I read the other thread. I go with the adult freeze tag.
    • Posts: 315 Member
      Next time you see her, preemptively start screaming "Don't kill me, I swear I don't have the money!!" and sprint off in the other direction screaming.

      Or pepper spray her back. It will be fun, like a grown ups version of freeze tag.

      But you forgot the shiv....
    • Posts: 287 Member
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      But you forgot the shiv....

      Well that escalated quickly. :embarassed:

      I was thinking more like a tazer. I hear they are the in-thing this year.
    • Posts: 315 Member
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      Well that escalated quickly. :embarassed:

      I was thinking more like a tazer. I hear they are the in-thing this year.

      LOL, no he posted his advice on a thread earlier...he said shiv them :P

      http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1078190-creepy-guy-on-my-a-m-run-route

      Edited to add link
    • Posts: 315 Member
      OMG there's MORE.
      There wasn't more last time I looked.
      *hangs head in shame*
      Please continue with hilarity
    • Posts: 315 Member
      My attempt at misdirection...Tasers are kind of a pain.
      All that reloading cartridges crap.
      And the needles are annoying to try and remove as they always end up covered in "people".
    • Posts: 34,971 Member
      Wait..I thought she was actually following you?
    • Posts: 224 Member
      so she apparently confuses sweaty gym rats with creepy unwashed stalkers. LOL! Yep, taz her !
    • Posts: 224 Member
      maybe she was into role playing.....:blushing:
    • Posts: 12,950 Member
      Next time you see her, preemptively start screaming "Don't kill me, I swear I don't have the money!!" and sprint off in the other direction screaming.

      Or pepper spray her back. It will be fun, like a grown ups version of freeze tag.

      ETA: I read the other thread. I go with the adult freeze tag.

      When I was younger and marginally dumber... I got together with a few friends and we played pepper spray tag. One of them cheated and brought a stun gun too.

      That was a fun day.
    • Posts: 12,950 Member
      Wait..I thought she was actually following you?

      Chased me twice over the last two weeks!
    • Posts: 12,950 Member
      If you would have gone into the liquor store instead of passing it, none of this would have happened. :drinker:

      Seriously, I need a whisky with a side of whisky. STAT!
    • Posts: 178 Member
      This thread made my day.. LmAO!!
    • Posts: 12,950 Member
      This thread made my day.. LmAO!!

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKUOB8MN4Kc
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