Was at crossfit this morning and something bad happened.

dbmata
dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
in Fitness and Exercise
There I was hammering my way through the WOD, and I got to a sprint interval. I go running out the door to the box, and along the street near a liquor store, where I normally turn down an alley to finish up.

Well, as I get out to the street today, there's this woman standing there, she starts screaming something about how I'm a creeper, and then she pepper sprays me. Then the police come, I'm thinking they'll get everything figured out, and then they yell at me, saying she called them because I've been following her on her morning run, and that's she's afraid of me! I've never even seen her before.

I really don't know what to do. Why is she stalking me? What the hell did I do?!

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  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,370 Member
    Just break up.
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    Just break up.

    Hold me?
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,370 Member
    Just break up.

    Hold me?

    I'll even sing "Soft kitty, warm kitty"...
  • SezxyStef
    SezxyStef Posts: 15,267 Member
    apparently she read your advice from a post here....:flowerforyou:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1078190-creepy-guy-on-my-a-m-run-route

    edited to add link
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    apparently she read your advice from a post here....:flowerforyou:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1078190-creepy-guy-on-my-a-m-run-route

    edited to add link

    :laugh: :happy:
  • cindyhoney2
    cindyhoney2 Posts: 603 Member
    LMAO!
  • DempseyWRX
    DempseyWRX Posts: 93 Member
    Well this interaction obviously isn't still ongoing, so what happened with the remainder of cop stop?
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    Oh, we chatted about squats.
  • DempseyWRX
    DempseyWRX Posts: 93 Member
    Lol here I am all concerned for you and it all worked out fine with the police?? I mean I guess the chick doesn't matter than. don't worry about it lol
  • joakool
    joakool Posts: 434 Member
    If you would have gone into the liquor store instead of passing it, none of this would have happened. :drinker:
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
    Nice parrot.
  • doctorsookie
    doctorsookie Posts: 1,084 Member
    Crazy lady
  • ShadeyC
    ShadeyC Posts: 315 Member
    Please tell me you're not serious :P
  • ShadeyC
    ShadeyC Posts: 315 Member
    apparently she read your advice from a post here....:flowerforyou:

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1078190-creepy-guy-on-my-a-m-run-route

    edited to add link

    :laugh: :happy:

    In that case she forgot the shiv?
    This is a remarkably similar story....
  • crandos
    crandos Posts: 377 Member
    I see what you did there
  • histora
    histora Posts: 287 Member
    Next time you see her, preemptively start screaming "Don't kill me, I swear I don't have the money!!" and sprint off in the other direction screaming.

    Or pepper spray her back. It will be fun, like a grown ups version of freeze tag.

    ETA: I read the other thread. I go with the adult freeze tag.
  • ShadeyC
    ShadeyC Posts: 315 Member
    Next time you see her, preemptively start screaming "Don't kill me, I swear I don't have the money!!" and sprint off in the other direction screaming.

    Or pepper spray her back. It will be fun, like a grown ups version of freeze tag.

    But you forgot the shiv....
  • histora
    histora Posts: 287 Member
    Next time you see her, preemptively start screaming "Don't kill me, I swear I don't have the money!!" and sprint off in the other direction screaming.

    Or pepper spray her back. It will be fun, like a grown ups version of freeze tag.

    But you forgot the shiv....

    Well that escalated quickly. :embarassed:

    I was thinking more like a tazer. I hear they are the in-thing this year.
  • ShadeyC
    ShadeyC Posts: 315 Member
    Next time you see her, preemptively start screaming "Don't kill me, I swear I don't have the money!!" and sprint off in the other direction screaming.

    Or pepper spray her back. It will be fun, like a grown ups version of freeze tag.

    But you forgot the shiv....

    Well that escalated quickly. :embarassed:

    I was thinking more like a tazer. I hear they are the in-thing this year.

    LOL, no he posted his advice on a thread earlier...he said shiv them :P

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1078190-creepy-guy-on-my-a-m-run-route

    Edited to add link
  • ShadeyC
    ShadeyC Posts: 315 Member
    OMG there's MORE.
    There wasn't more last time I looked.
    *hangs head in shame*
    Please continue with hilarity
  • ShadeyC
    ShadeyC Posts: 315 Member
    My attempt at misdirection...Tasers are kind of a pain.
    All that reloading cartridges crap.
    And the needles are annoying to try and remove as they always end up covered in "people".
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Wait..I thought she was actually following you?
  • okcat4
    okcat4 Posts: 224 Member
    so she apparently confuses sweaty gym rats with creepy unwashed stalkers. LOL! Yep, taz her !
  • okcat4
    okcat4 Posts: 224 Member
    maybe she was into role playing.....:blushing:
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    Next time you see her, preemptively start screaming "Don't kill me, I swear I don't have the money!!" and sprint off in the other direction screaming.

    Or pepper spray her back. It will be fun, like a grown ups version of freeze tag.

    ETA: I read the other thread. I go with the adult freeze tag.

    When I was younger and marginally dumber... I got together with a few friends and we played pepper spray tag. One of them cheated and brought a stun gun too.

    That was a fun day.
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    Wait..I thought she was actually following you?

    Chased me twice over the last two weeks!
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    If you would have gone into the liquor store instead of passing it, none of this would have happened. :drinker:

    Seriously, I need a whisky with a side of whisky. STAT!
  • BetterKimmer
    BetterKimmer Posts: 178 Member
    This thread made my day.. LmAO!!
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    This thread made my day.. LmAO!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKUOB8MN4Kc

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