chicken help

Factory_Reset
Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
edited February 2 in Food and Nutrition
Ok, so I have 2 chicken breast on the bone. I'm not sure how to weigh this. Do you count the bone? I was thinking of weighing before hand and then after and taking the difference but I'm not sure what's accurate. And is it white meat or dark due to the bone

and what about the nipple? Does it count as dark or light?

I'm so confused

TIA for any help

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  • sinistras
    sinistras Posts: 244 Member
    I though chickens had nuggets, not nipples. hmm.
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    Just read the label! and *gigglesnort* Obviously the chicken nipple is dark meat. Who ever heard of white meat chicken nipples?
  • histora
    histora Posts: 287 Member
    Ok, so I have 2 chicken breast on the bone. I'm not sure how to weigh this. Do you count the bone? I was thinking of weighing before hand and then after and taking the difference but I'm not sure what's accurate. And is it white meat or dark due to the bone

    and what about the nipple? Does it count as dark or light?

    I'm so confused

    TIA for any help

    Ma'am, if your chicken comes with nipples, I ain't so sure it's chicken to begin with. :) Altho in my personal experience, the nipple itself tends to be dark, surrounding meat usually lighter.
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    Ok, so I have 2 chicken breast on the bone. I'm not sure how to weigh this. Do you count the bone? I was thinking of weighing before hand and then after and taking the difference but I'm not sure what's accurate. And is it white meat or dark due to the bone

    and what about the nipple? Does it count as dark or light?

    I'm so confused

    TIA for any help

    The nipple? Are you sure that's a chicken you bought? :huh:

    I never buy bone-in chicken for that reason but I know there are bone-in entries in the database so just find one that specifies I guess. I'd probably take the meat off the bone and then weigh just the meat.
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    I am dying here. Literally dying. I love you. I seriously would NEVER have opened this topic if I hadn't seen that it was created by one of my friends. :laugh:
  • lilbearzmom
    lilbearzmom Posts: 600 Member
    Just read the label! and *gigglesnort* Obviously the chicken nipple is dark meat. Who ever heard of white meat chicken nipples?

    ROFL

    I love this thread. Don't know if it's serious or not, but it's hilarious either way.
  • janinab75
    janinab75 Posts: 147 Member
    OMG and LOL!!! You are frickin' hilarious!

    But seriously... it's white meat and if you cook it with the bone you weigh it with the bone in. If you cook it off the bone you can weigh it off the bone. At least that's how I understand it.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    *is dying laughing*

    Ummm....I might be wrong, but I am pretty sure chicken don't suckle their young....

    So....you might want to be sure you are actually eating chicken....
  • CoderGal
    CoderGal Posts: 6,800 Member
    chicken breasts are white meat so um...let's go with that :tongue:

    I don't recommend eating chicken nipples
    Chicken-Nipples.jpg
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
    Well as for the bone when my husband measures with the bone after it's cooked and then just the bone after he eats and subtracts to get the proper amount of meat. I generally don't eat things with bones to avoid the hassle, but when the man wants a t-bone you give him a t-bone.

    And as for the other thing. ....


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  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    Weigh the chicken, eat the meat, weigh the bones and then you have an accurate count. Chicken nipples are actually calorie free...well, not exactly "free," but it takes more calories to digest the nipple than they have, so they're considered a thermic food.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    did you get your chickens from the nuclear power plant farm?
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    Just read the label! and *gigglesnort* Obviously the chicken nipple is dark meat. Who ever heard of white meat chicken nipples?

    mmmm dark meat nipples...
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    are they perky?

    i'm under the understanding that perky is younger and firmer, thus white meat...and older is a little darker especially if they have laid eggs..


    so are they perky?

    tell me that and I may have an answer for you.
  • Cadori
    Cadori Posts: 4,810 Member
    DOOD!! That's not a chicken, that's a ROOSTER!!! And that's not a breast. PUT IT DOWN!
  • CoderGal
    CoderGal Posts: 6,800 Member
    DOOD!! That's not a chicken, that's a ROOSTER!!! And that's not a breast. PUT IT DOWN!
    loled!!!
  • blah2989
    blah2989 Posts: 338 Member
    ROFL. Shoot. Now I have start buying bras for all the hens!!! LOL.
  • redladywitch
    redladywitch Posts: 799 Member
    Bahahahahaaa! This thread is hilarious. OMFG! :laugh: :laugh:
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