So I got this one problem.......

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  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
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    yep.yep.yep.yep

    haha. end of that weezer video. alllllllll
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
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    Have you tried candles and sexy underwear?
  • gsnobel
    gsnobel Posts: 49 Member
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    Lick your eyebrows
  • Dersasaurus
    Dersasaurus Posts: 33 Member
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    Dude, your life is basically over now. I'm sorry. Will there be pizza at your funeral?
  • DanIsACyclingFool
    DanIsACyclingFool Posts: 417 Member
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    Have you tried talking dirty to it?

    I can't turn my tv on either. I thought it was a hygiene problem so I clipped my toenails and conditioned my chest hair. Still no reaction. Some appliances can be so cold...

    Actually, I can't turn my satellite receiver on. No, seriously...it just searches for transponders forever. Maybe it got together with your tv and exchanged our secrets and now they're both holding out on us.
  • spectralmoon
    spectralmoon Posts: 1,230 Member
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    I bet Dr. Oz has an episode on this.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    Have you tried candles and sexy underwear?

    LOL!

    Who even watches TV anymore? I thought that was like from the 80's
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,135 Member
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    Just break up.
  • DanIsACyclingFool
    DanIsACyclingFool Posts: 417 Member
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    LOL!

    Who even watches TV anymore? I thought that was like from the 80's
    ouch
  • saschka7
    saschka7 Posts: 577 Member
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    I haven't turned my tv on in years...ever since the digital revolution took all my local channels away. :grumble:

    Even with the converter box, I still only get 2 kids channels, 2 religious channels and one Spanish channel and I can't afford cable. Good thing I love to read!

    Still, I sympathize with anyone suffering a lack of what they love.
  • DanIsACyclingFool
    DanIsACyclingFool Posts: 417 Member
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    Still, I sympathize with anyone suffering a lack of what they love.

    In that case, I should start another thread about something else I'm suffering form a lack of.
  • MNA76
    MNA76 Posts: 1,541
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    Give up. You've hit absolute rock bottom. Might as well call it quits.
  • 2stepscloser
    2stepscloser Posts: 2,900 Member
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    Doesn't sound like a problem to me.
  • 43932452
    43932452 Posts: 7,246 Member
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    Have you tried candles and sexy underwear?

    LOL!

    Who even watches TV anymore? I thought that was like from the 80's

    I do .. but I use shiney frisbies in this
    blue machine.:tongue:

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