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Best pick up line

want2lovemybody
want2lovemybody Posts: 804
edited February 2 in Chit-Chat
Whats the best pick up line you've heard or used?????


GO.

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  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
    Hello, My name is Tyler
  • TheRealOrson
    TheRealOrson Posts: 1,415 Member
    Hey want2lovemybody....are you a koala?
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    You look like trash, should I take you out ?

    It worked.
  • TheRealOrson
    TheRealOrson Posts: 1,415 Member
    Hey want2lovemybody....are you a koala?


    Cos you have all the koalafications....
  • Jerrypeoples
    Jerrypeoples Posts: 1,541 Member
    excuse me, my friends and i have a bet that this hankercheif doesnt smell like chloroform....
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
    "Eh you girl, so I'm sayin I gotta very sincere penis can I get yo digits".
  • jenjencin78
    jenjencin78 Posts: 4,415 Member
    You're so hot I forgot my pickup line.
  • myuhmaya
    myuhmaya Posts: 71 Member
    Do you like sour cream? Yes?! Awesome, let me put my beef in your taco and we can make some sour cream.
  • choijanro
    choijanro Posts: 754 Member
    Hello Im Janro the Mr Nice Funny Cool Guy,, make fun of me,, i dont give a f**k or i'll make fun of u too but so brutal and no mercy :D
  • jhmomofmany
    jhmomofmany Posts: 571 Member
    "Are you into spiritual stuff?"

    Fell for that one back in 1993... awful line, wonderful man :love:
  • TheRealOrson
    TheRealOrson Posts: 1,415 Member
    Excuse me, are you an Archaeologist?

    Cos I have a large bone for you to examine.
  • Wolverine10
    Wolverine10 Posts: 10
    Nice shoes, wanna Shag?
  • eslonlineteacherguy
    eslonlineteacherguy Posts: 67 Member
    Order a drink and give her the money then walk away to a nearby table. "Hitch".
  • barbie3000
    barbie3000 Posts: 73 Member
    excuse me, my friends and i have a bet that this hankercheif doesnt smell like chloroform....

    Funniest thing I've heard all day!
  • SwitzEngine
    SwitzEngine Posts: 3,418 Member
    Do you like sour cream? Yes?! Awesome, let me put my beef in your taco and we can make some sour cream.

    This is the best, so funny:laugh:
  • BonnieandClyde29
    BonnieandClyde29 Posts: 1,026 Member
    Haaaave you met Ted? (Love NPH)
  • keithmustloseweight
    keithmustloseweight Posts: 309 Member
    eyo bby wen u gonna let me clemp dem chimps
  • HonSecBell
    HonSecBell Posts: 1
    You remind me of my little toe...............

    ......cuz i'd bang you on my coffee table.
  • p4ulmiller
    p4ulmiller Posts: 588 Member
    You're so hot I forgot my pickup line.

    ^^ THIS!
  • impudentputz
    impudentputz Posts: 479 Member
    You remind me of my little toe...............

    ......cuz i'd bang you on my coffee table.

    Win!
  • sjanejack
    sjanejack Posts: 158
    Are you from tennesse? Cause you're the only ten I see!
    and then there's this which isn't so much like a pick up line but was said to me one time
    "Hey if it doesn't work out with you and your friend maybe we could hang out sometime"
  • ronmonkey
    ronmonkey Posts: 316
    Do you like how my jumper feels...

    .....go on have a feel.....its boyfriend material.
  • xALEXANDROx
    xALEXANDROx Posts: 3,416 Member
    Can you please hand me that paper on the
    Floor ?
  • mcibty
    mcibty Posts: 1,252 Member
    Hello Im Janro the Mr Nice Funny Cool Guy,, make fun of me,, i dont give a f**k or i'll make fun of u too but so brutal and no mercy :D

    You had me at "I don't give a f..."
  • mcibty
    mcibty Posts: 1,252 Member
    Are you from Japan? 'Cause I wanna get in japanties.

    BEST. LINE. EVER.
  • latenitelucy
    latenitelucy Posts: 1,314 Member
    You remind me of my little toe...............

    ......cuz i'd bang you on my coffee table.

    This is horrible but because it would make me laugh, I might talk to you
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