good old Chris Farley

AJL_Daddy
AJL_Daddy Posts: 525 Member
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Well maybe I'm not "the norm". I'm not "camera friendly", I don't "wear clothes that fit me", I'm not a "heartbreaker", I haven't had "sex with a woman", I don't know "how that works", I don't "fall in line", I'm not "hygienic", I don't "wipe properly", I lack "style", I don't have "self-esteem", I have no "charisma", I don't "own a toothbrush", I don't "let my scabs heal", I can't "reach all the parts of my body", when I sleep I "sweat profusely." But I guess the powers that be will keep signing my pay check until Jack and Jane K. Viewer start to go for the remote so they can get back to commentators who don't "frighten children", who don't "eat their own dandruff", who don't "pop their whiteheads with a compass they used in high school".

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  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
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  • Velum_cado
    Velum_cado Posts: 1,608 Member
    Forget it, I quit, I can't do this any more, man. My head's about to explode. My whole life sucks. I don't know what I'm doing, I don't know where I'm going. My dad just died, we just killed Bambi, I'm out here getting my *kitten* kicked and every time I drive down the road I wanna jerk the wheel into a goddamned bridge abutment!
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    he'd be turning 50 next February if he were still alive...

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  • jonjhayden
    jonjhayden Posts: 165 Member
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    Play Bye BYe Bye by NSync while watching this gif...perfect fit!
  • AJL_Daddy
    AJL_Daddy Posts: 525 Member
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    Mgregory723 Posts: 529 Member
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  • AJL_Daddy
    AJL_Daddy Posts: 525 Member
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  • TangledUp_InBlue
    TangledUp_InBlue Posts: 397 Member
    I died laughing when he interviewed Paul McCartney…

    Chris Farley: Remember when you were with the Beatles and you were supposed to be dead, and there were all these clues, like you play some song backwards and it'd say, like "Paul is Dead" and everybody thought you were dead and, um, that was a hoax right?

    Paul McCartney: Yeah, I wasn't really dead.
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    remember... remember when he, um, played that guy who was, um....a speaker and stuff, and these parents had him talk to their kids? remember that? and he... um, he, yelled? and then, he, um, said he lived in a van down by the river?



    that was awesome
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    WIN

    I love and miss him :heart:
  • carbons2k
    carbons2k Posts: 383 Member
    DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BEARS!
  • usernameMAMA
    usernameMAMA Posts: 681 Member
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    catneon Posts: 911 Member
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  • ImSoOTired
    ImSoOTired Posts: 186 Member
    Tommy wants wingy...lol

    Love him

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