48 Hour Hollywood Cleanse

KatherineJuneAid
KatherineJuneAid Posts: 6
in Health and Weight Loss
I'm doing the cleanse to start my healthy eating diet. I just saw a movie, Mortal Instruments, last night and seeing Lilly Collins made me want to get back down to 120 pounds! What do you think? Good OR bad?
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  • dirty_dirty_eater
    dirty_dirty_eater Posts: 574 Member
    Cleanse by bathsheba_c

    To cleanse or not to cleanse? That is the question.
    Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
    The slings and arrows of non-specific toxins
    Or to take arms against a sea of imagined bowel obstructions
    And by opposing, perforate one's colon. To juice; to detox;
    No more; and by a detox to say we end
    The pH and the balance of intestinal flora
    That guts are heir to, 'tis a consummation
    Devoutly to be avoided. To juice; to detox;
    To detox: perchance to puke: aye, there's the rub;
    For in the pangs of indigestion what side-effects may come
    When we go and leave our undies soiled.
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    You'll be a star in Hollywood in no time. Good luck!!!!111one!
  • nomeejerome
    nomeejerome Posts: 2,616 Member
    Poop? Pee? Cleansed......
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
    I'm doing the cleanse to start my healthy eating diet.

    It's kinda like punching yourself in the face to kickstart your lifting routine.
  • grimendale
    grimendale Posts: 2,153 Member
    Cleanses are at best ineffective and at worst harmful. Best to steer clear. There is nothing that is going to be removed by a cleanse other than water. Your body is capable of cleaning itself out. Save yourself the discomfort and just eat at a healthy deficit instead.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Aren't your kidney's and liver working already?
  • mojohowitz
    mojohowitz Posts: 900 Member
    The efficacy of "cleansing" is, amazingly, still hotly debated. Just drink water and stay away from processed foods. Slow and steady wins the race not trendy miracle diets.

    Edit: Editorial added.
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
    The efficacy of "cleansing" is, amazingly, still hotly debated. Just drink water and stay away from processed foods. Slow and steady wins the race not trendy miracle diets.

    Edit: Editorial added.

    A "hot debate" implies that both sides have a good argument
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    The best 48 Hour Hollywood Cleanse involves turning off the documentaries, and actually reading peer reviewed studies on nutrition, or taking the shortcut, reading articles from knowledgable and experienced professionals.
  • MyM0wM0w
    MyM0wM0w Posts: 2,008 Member
    I'm doing the cleanse to start my healthy eating diet.

    It's kinda like punching yourself in the face to kickstart your lifting routine.

    <3 this.
  • susanmc31
    susanmc31 Posts: 287 Member
    I'm doing the cleanse to start my healthy eating diet.

    It's kinda like punching yourself in the face to kickstart your lifting routine.

    LOL!!! Thanks for the chuckle!
  • SteelersFan7
    SteelersFan7 Posts: 217 Member
    Cleanse by bathsheba_c

    To cleanse or not to cleanse? That is the question.
    Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
    The slings and arrows of non-specific toxins
    Or to take arms against a sea of imagined bowel obstructions
    And by opposing, perforate one's colon. To juice; to detox;
    No more; and by a detox to say we end
    The pH and the balance of intestinal flora
    That guts are heir to, 'tis a consummation
    Devoutly to be avoided. To juice; to detox;
    To detox: perchance to puke: aye, there's the rub;
    For in the pangs of indigestion what side-effects may come
    When we go and leave our undies soiled.

    Damn. That's beautiful :cry:
  • thatonepersonfromtheinternet
    thatonepersonfromtheinternet Posts: 136 Member
    It's literally just the juice and water for 48 hours and only turns up to be around a measly 500 calories per day. I don't know about you, but that's a load of bs. Of course you'll lose weight during that time, but it will just be water weight and will balloon back once you eat a normal, sustainable diet.
  • Calliope610
    Calliope610 Posts: 3,783 Member
    I'm doing the cleanse to start my healthy eating diet.

    It's kinda like punching yourself in the face to kickstart your lifting routine.

    Actually, it's more like "I'm getting married tomorrow and want to be completely faithful, so I'm gonna f*** the best man tonight."
  • KatherineJuneAid
    KatherineJuneAid Posts: 6
    WOW. I love you. LOL
  • lua_
    lua_ Posts: 258 Member
    What everyone is tryyyyyying to say is that cleanses are a load of *kitten* :laugh:
    Eat healthy food and exercise for a few days and you'll feel 10x better than you would on some faddy 'cleanse'
    Also, evolution kind've sorted us out when it comes to our bodies 'cleansing' themselves of 'toxins' etc. Nature has that part down. Now just decide to take care of your body by not starving it after reading some sensationalist nonsense about what the celebz do.


    Good luck :smile:
  • silken555
    silken555 Posts: 478 Member
    I'm doing the cleanse to start my healthy eating diet.

    It's kinda like punching yourself in the face to kickstart your lifting routine.

    Actually, it's more like "I'm getting married tomorrow and want to be completely faithful, so I'm gonna f*** the best man tonight."

    HA!!!
  • rms922
    rms922 Posts: 18 Member
    What is cleansing?
  • MzManiak
    MzManiak Posts: 1,361 Member
    Unnecessary.
  • donyellemoniquex3
    donyellemoniquex3 Posts: 2,384 Member
    2011-02-27-NO.jpeg !!!
  • crandos
    crandos Posts: 377 Member
    HOLLLYYYWWWWWOOOOOODDDD!!!!
  • BarefootSerenity
    BarefootSerenity Posts: 100
    It really is a waste of your money. The best of luck to you.
  • jenifr818
    jenifr818 Posts: 805 Member
    I'm doing the cleanse to start my healthy eating diet.

    It's kinda like punching yourself in the face to kickstart your lifting routine.

    Actually, it's more like "I'm getting married tomorrow and want to be completely faithful, so I'm gonna f*** the best man tonight."

    You make this sound like it's a bad thing!! :bigsmile:
  • adioschubs
    adioschubs Posts: 384 Member
    Cleanse? I did that for my colonoscopy! Hahaha :laugh: It is terrible and never do it! :sick:
  • Railr0aderTony
    Railr0aderTony Posts: 6,803 Member
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    I did not know Hulk Hogan had a 48hr cleanse on the market, but it would not surprise me.
    HOLLYWOOD
  • RBXChas
    RBXChas Posts: 2,708 Member
    Cleanse by bathsheba_c

    To cleanse or not to cleanse? That is the question.
    Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
    The slings and arrows of non-specific toxins
    Or to take arms against a sea of imagined bowel obstructions
    And by opposing, perforate one's colon. To juice; to detox;
    No more; and by a detox to say we end
    The pH and the balance of intestinal flora
    That guts are heir to, 'tis a consummation
    Devoutly to be avoided. To juice; to detox;
    To detox: perchance to puke: aye, there's the rub;
    For in the pangs of indigestion what side-effects may come
    When we go and leave our undies soiled.

    *slow clap*
  • jenifr818
    jenifr818 Posts: 805 Member
    tumblr_mbvylvX5KQ1qhjbxeo1_400.gif

    I did not know Hulk Hogan had a 48hr cleanse on the market, but it would not surprise me.
    HOLLYWOOD

    Brain ... hurts ....
    Why must you bring up those memories?! :sad: I miss those days, they were the only times I thought Hogan could ever work a match!
  • MuseofSong
    MuseofSong Posts: 322 Member
    Cleanse by bathsheba_c

    To cleanse or not to cleanse? That is the question.
    Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
    The slings and arrows of non-specific toxins
    Or to take arms against a sea of imagined bowel obstructions
    And by opposing, perforate one's colon. To juice; to detox;
    No more; and by a detox to say we end
    The pH and the balance of intestinal flora
    That guts are heir to, 'tis a consummation
    Devoutly to be avoided. To juice; to detox;
    To detox: perchance to puke: aye, there's the rub;
    For in the pangs of indigestion what side-effects may come
    When we go and leave our undies soiled.

    That was amazing *appaulds*
  • AmyRhubarb
    AmyRhubarb Posts: 6,890 Member
    Cleanse by bathsheba_c

    To cleanse or not to cleanse? That is the question.
    Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
    The slings and arrows of non-specific toxins
    Or to take arms against a sea of imagined bowel obstructions
    And by opposing, perforate one's colon. To juice; to detox;
    No more; and by a detox to say we end
    The pH and the balance of intestinal flora
    That guts are heir to, 'tis a consummation
    Devoutly to be avoided. To juice; to detox;
    To detox: perchance to puke: aye, there's the rub;
    For in the pangs of indigestion what side-effects may come
    When we go and leave our undies soiled.
    tumblr_m0so3b8llv1r02r82.gif
    Brilliant! Love this! :drinker:
  • BeckyMBisMe
    BeckyMBisMe Posts: 215 Member
    http://calorielab.com/news/2008/07/17/master-cleanse-in-detail/

    read this article about the cleanse. Though this may not be what the fruitcakes in Hollyweird are doing.
    As most of the others have been saying they are BAD! and I mean that in the old fashioned, original meaning of the word.
    Though after that many visits to the bathroom you probably will have a "bad @$$&quot;.

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