It's 5 AM have you pooped yet today?

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Danger2OneSelf
Danger2OneSelf Posts: 883 Member
Just curious I'm two cups of strong coffee into my day and still shooting blanks....I'm getting worried :sad:

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  • Sparkle_Princess
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    have another cup add some bonox and brown sugar youll be right in no time

    (seriously have no idea if this works just an idea) :laugh: :laugh:
  • Danger2OneSelf
    Danger2OneSelf Posts: 883 Member
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    I hear meth works well too?
  • Sparkle_Princess
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    ive never tried that but I guess you can only try it and see how you go!! Methylated spirits or methamphetamines?
  • Danger2OneSelf
    Danger2OneSelf Posts: 883 Member
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  • Sparkle_Princess
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :drinker:
  • Lovesthings
    Lovesthings Posts: 167 Member
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    Good stuff!! Lol

    I heard there's lots of other benefits of meth too!
    I'm going to do some research today :)
  • scottaworley
    scottaworley Posts: 871 Member
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    Had a good poop at about 5:15.
  • LadyGhostDuchess
    LadyGhostDuchess Posts: 894 Member
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    Merlax and Prune Juice = GO


    TMI: I have not gone for about 12 hours if not longer. It is not uncommon. :bigsmile:
  • Danger2OneSelf
    Danger2OneSelf Posts: 883 Member
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    Had a good poop at about 5:15.

    Hey!!! thanks for confidence boost!! Right on schedule congrats, you did well lad
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
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    The beauty of Intermittent fasting, my pooping happens exactly the same time everyday.
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
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    Coffee + cigarette = pooptastic.
  • mmedjjon
    mmedjjon Posts: 511
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    about every 4 days for me. the body does what the body does
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
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    I wasn't even up at 5AM....

    I did after my morning walk though.

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  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,677 Member
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    when I checked out Chit Chat Fun and Games this morning,

    This topic was right above

    "California Rim Fire"
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