Fun quotes for running shirts?

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athenasurrenders
athenasurrenders Posts: 278 Member
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I've got some cheap tank tops that I thought I would bleach-stencil some cute slogans in for running. Any ideas?

So far I like:

- Your pace or mine?
- Zombies hate fast food
- Don't quit - Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion (this is a Muhammed Ali quote that I love, but probably too long)
- Run like a girl
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  • lawkat
    lawkat Posts: 538 Member
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    I have a shirt that says "If you see me running, zombies are chasing me."
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,052 Member
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  • jjjboysmom
    jjjboysmom Posts: 2 Member
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    I've got some cheap tank tops that I thought I would bleach-stencil some cute slogans in for running. Any ideas?

    So far I like:

    - Your pace or mine?
    - Zombies hate fast food
    - Don't quit - Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion (this is a Muhammed Ali quote that I love, but probably too long)
    - Run like a girl
    -I may be slow, but I'm still lapping everyone on the couch.
  • shadowkitty22
    shadowkitty22 Posts: 495 Member
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    I've got one that says "kicking your *kitten* one step at a time"
  • SInder2
    SInder2 Posts: 24 Member
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    I saw one at a race this summer- WTF (where's the finish)

    Also- The faster you run the faster your done
  • JeninBelgium
    JeninBelgium Posts: 804 Member
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    I have two with the same saying (with one part on front and one on back of the first shirt, and on the second shirt the parts are flipped (as to which is on front and which is on back)

    Be BOLD!
    Be FIERCE!
    Be HARDCORE!

    (on one side)

    Take a 4 hour NAP!
    (on the other)

    this came about because after I would have my long training walks (back when those were still allowed) I would sleep 3-4 hours afterwards
  • Bubbl3s25
    Bubbl3s25 Posts: 210
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    I have a shirt that says "If you see me running, zombies are chasing me."

    I need this shirt. I am a long distance walker and this is the only way you would get me running. Oh, and popping the cork on a bottle of bubbly :drinker:
  • jonsey_s
    jonsey_s Posts: 222
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    Had an army running shirt that had the tour details on the front and the legend " Iraq- it's Sunni and Shi’ite" on the back.

    :smile:

    ( they're the main warring factions in case you don't know)
  • MDLNH
    MDLNH Posts: 587 Member
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    I have a shirt that simply states on the back: "I HATE RUNNING"
  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
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    Well if your gonna run, might as well get everyone else doing it...

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  • IronSmasher
    IronSmasher Posts: 3,908 Member
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  • eaglefish
    eaglefish Posts: 130 Member
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    Well if your gonna run, might as well get everyone else doing it...

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    Now that one I like :)
  • 257_Lag
    257_Lag Posts: 1,249 Member
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    The difference between a jogging woman and a sly midget?

    One is cunning runt :laugh:

    Or to shorten for a shirt...

    A sly midget is a cunning runt!

    The beauty of it is that 90% of people won't get it!
  • 55in13
    55in13 Posts: 1,091 Member
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    One I saw that I am not in total agreement with, but I know a lot of runners are...

    If you don't have to crawl through the door you still had more
  • 4wardchange
    4wardchange Posts: 2
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    Run Fast or Be Last
  • alexomahony71
    alexomahony71 Posts: 13 Member
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    Who stole my bike!!!!!!

    Two legs good, two wheels better.

    BORN TO RUN da da da daa daa yeah
  • doublegrrr24
    doublegrrr24 Posts: 35
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    Running sucks lol or train like a beast, look like a beauty
  • Bull2707
    Bull2707 Posts: 106
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    If you see the Bomb squad running go in that direction and keep up!
  • tzig00
    tzig00 Posts: 875 Member
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    - Zombies hate fast food

    I like that one
  • tubaman58
    tubaman58 Posts: 151
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    I had one made (stolen from the internet) that says on the back
    55
    diabetic
    overweight
    ahead of you

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