Fun quotes for running shirts?

athenasurrenders
athenasurrenders Posts: 278 Member
in Fitness and Exercise
I've got some cheap tank tops that I thought I would bleach-stencil some cute slogans in for running. Any ideas?

So far I like:

- Your pace or mine?
- Zombies hate fast food
- Don't quit - Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion (this is a Muhammed Ali quote that I love, but probably too long)
- Run like a girl
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  • lawkat
    lawkat Posts: 538 Member
    I have a shirt that says "If you see me running, zombies are chasing me."
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
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  • jjjboysmom
    jjjboysmom Posts: 2 Member
    I've got some cheap tank tops that I thought I would bleach-stencil some cute slogans in for running. Any ideas?

    So far I like:

    - Your pace or mine?
    - Zombies hate fast food
    - Don't quit - Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion (this is a Muhammed Ali quote that I love, but probably too long)
    - Run like a girl
    -I may be slow, but I'm still lapping everyone on the couch.
  • shadowkitty22
    shadowkitty22 Posts: 495 Member
    I've got one that says "kicking your *kitten* one step at a time"
  • SInder2
    SInder2 Posts: 24 Member
    I saw one at a race this summer- WTF (where's the finish)

    Also- The faster you run the faster your done
  • JeninBelgium
    JeninBelgium Posts: 804 Member
    I have two with the same saying (with one part on front and one on back of the first shirt, and on the second shirt the parts are flipped (as to which is on front and which is on back)

    Be BOLD!
    Be FIERCE!
    Be HARDCORE!

    (on one side)

    Take a 4 hour NAP!
    (on the other)

    this came about because after I would have my long training walks (back when those were still allowed) I would sleep 3-4 hours afterwards
  • Bubbl3s25
    Bubbl3s25 Posts: 210
    I have a shirt that says "If you see me running, zombies are chasing me."

    I need this shirt. I am a long distance walker and this is the only way you would get me running. Oh, and popping the cork on a bottle of bubbly :drinker:
  • jonsey_s
    jonsey_s Posts: 222
    Had an army running shirt that had the tour details on the front and the legend " Iraq- it's Sunni and Shi’ite" on the back.

    :smile:

    ( they're the main warring factions in case you don't know)
  • MDLNH
    MDLNH Posts: 587 Member
    I have a shirt that simply states on the back: "I HATE RUNNING"
  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
    Well if your gonna run, might as well get everyone else doing it...

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  • IronSmasher
    IronSmasher Posts: 3,908 Member
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  • eaglefish
    eaglefish Posts: 130 Member
    Well if your gonna run, might as well get everyone else doing it...

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    Now that one I like :)
  • 257_Lag
    257_Lag Posts: 1,249 Member
    The difference between a jogging woman and a sly midget?

    One is cunning runt :laugh:

    Or to shorten for a shirt...

    A sly midget is a cunning runt!

    The beauty of it is that 90% of people won't get it!
  • 55in13
    55in13 Posts: 1,091 Member
    One I saw that I am not in total agreement with, but I know a lot of runners are...

    If you don't have to crawl through the door you still had more
  • 4wardchange
    4wardchange Posts: 2
    Run Fast or Be Last
  • alexomahony71
    alexomahony71 Posts: 13 Member
    Who stole my bike!!!!!!

    Two legs good, two wheels better.

    BORN TO RUN da da da daa daa yeah
  • doublegrrr24
    doublegrrr24 Posts: 35
    Running sucks lol or train like a beast, look like a beauty
  • Bull2707
    Bull2707 Posts: 106
    If you see the Bomb squad running go in that direction and keep up!
  • tzig00
    tzig00 Posts: 875 Member
    - Zombies hate fast food

    I like that one
  • tubaman58
    tubaman58 Posts: 151
    I had one made (stolen from the internet) that says on the back
    55
    diabetic
    overweight
    ahead of you
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
    50-fat-diabetic-and-ahead-of-you-tshirt.jpg

    ETA: Tubaman Beat me to it.
  • Haltermania
    Haltermania Posts: 288 Member
    my shirt that i have says "Hangover....Its God's way of saying you kicked *kitten* last night"
  • Jerseygrrl
    Jerseygrrl Posts: 189 Member
    "I am a member of the Bomb Squad. If you see me running, try to keep up."
  • heyyyyskinnygirl
    heyyyyskinnygirl Posts: 12
    - trample the weak, hurdle the dead

    - too xc for my shirt

    - we do it in the woods

    - real athletes run, everyone else just plays games

    - if you're reading this you're losing (on the back of your shirt)
  • babyblues4
    babyblues4 Posts: 241 Member
    http://skreened.com/render-product/i/p/y/ipyeuauaguaadmlyoiyu/i-thought-they-said-rum-t-shirt.american-apparel-unisex-organic-tee.pomegranate.w380h440z1.jpg

    I thought they said RUM!

    I dont know how to post pics so anyone who knows how feel free to add the photo :wink:
  • Amcolecchi
    Amcolecchi Posts: 260 Member
    There was one I saw that said Beer drinker with a running problem
  • SlimsLiftingMoreThanLipstick
    SlimsLiftingMoreThanLipstick Posts: 122 Member
    "Fast Girls Have Good Times!"

    "I found my happy pace."

    "Running is a mental sport...and we're all insane!"

    Back of shirt: "Like my shirt? After the race, I'll let you read the front."
  • Loulady
    Loulady Posts: 511 Member
    I've always liked "My sport is your sport's punishment"

    But as a non/newbie runner, the shirt I'm wearing for my first 5k says "Wait, I thought they said RUM."
  • SonicDeathMonkey80
    SonicDeathMonkey80 Posts: 4,489 Member
    My shirt is plain, simple, and to the point
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  • Cathi888
    Cathi888 Posts: 37 Member
    No matter how slow you go, you are still lapping everybody on the couch.

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