Fun quotes for running shirts?

my shirt that i have says "Hangover....Its God's way of saying you kicked *kitten* last night"

- trample the weak, hurdle the dead

- too xc for my shirt

- we do it in the woods

- real athletes run, everyone else just plays games

- if you're reading this you're losing (on the back of your shirt)

There was one I saw that said Beer drinker with a running problem

I've always liked "My sport is your sport's punishment"

But as a non/newbie runner, the shirt I'm wearing for my first 5k says "Wait, I thought they said RUM."

No matter how slow you go, you are still lapping everybody on the couch.

On the front "I like Running"

On the back "Because I really, really, really, really, like dessert!"

OK, I saw it on a water bottle, but you get the gist.

I saw one at a race this summer- WTF (where's the finish)

LOL Loving this one!

No One Ever Drowned in Sweat

Run like you stole something!

OMG where do I get one of these?!