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Fun quotes for running shirts?

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  • runnergrlfl
    runnergrlfl Posts: 82 Member
    Does this shirt make my butt look fast?
    Run Now, Wine Later
  • omma_to_3
    omma_to_3 Posts: 3,265 Member
    On the front "I like Running"

    On the back "Because I really, really, really, really, like dessert!"

    OK, I saw it on a water bottle, but you get the gist.
  • John_in_NC
    John_in_NC Posts: 7
    I am a bomb technician
    If you see me running
    Try to keep up!
  • sunnybear39
    sunnybear39 Posts: 60 Member
    I saw one at a race this summer- WTF (where's the finish)

    LOL Loving this one!
  • BrianSharpe
    BrianSharpe Posts: 9,248 Member
    I like this one (but you're probably too young....) for the back of a shirt

    I'm old
    I'm fat
    I'm slow
    I'm in front of you.....
  • hkmurphy83
    hkmurphy83 Posts: 262 Member
    No One Ever Drowned in Sweat
  • da_bears10089
    da_bears10089 Posts: 1,791 Member
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  • kerbyd13
    kerbyd13 Posts: 46 Member
    Run like you stole something!
  • ze_hombre
    ze_hombre Posts: 377 Member
    At my LRS they have a shirt that says 'If you see me passed out, please pause my Garmin'. Always liked that one.

    I have the 'My sport is your sport's punishment' magnet on my fridge.
  • horrorstory
    horrorstory Posts: 125 Member
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    OMG where do I get one of these?!
  • NoeHead
    NoeHead Posts: 516 Member
    On the front "I like Running"

    On the back "Because I really, really, really, really, like dessert!"

    OK, I saw it on a water bottle, but you get the gist.

    i need this on a shirt!

    i saw this cool shirt that said something to the effects of
    I RUN
    I run slower than a pack of turtles crawling through mud...

    BUT I RUN
  • omma_to_3
    omma_to_3 Posts: 3,265 Member
    On the front "I like Running"

    On the back "Because I really, really, really, really, like dessert!"

    OK, I saw it on a water bottle, but you get the gist.

    i need this on a shirt!

    i saw this cool shirt that said something to the effects of
    I RUN
    I run slower than a pack of turtles crawling through mud...

    BUT I RUN

    that one works for me too LOL.
  • onlyhalfcrazy
    onlyhalfcrazy Posts: 114 Member
    Throw in the towel
    or use it to wipe off the sweat!!

    Did this one on a shirt for my first half marathon

    I will step on you to win ~ another favorite
  • Leather_N_Lace
    Leather_N_Lace Posts: 518 Member
    In my mind I'm a Kenyan, In my legs I'm a chubby white gal...
    Will Run for Wine
    Vodka shot = 100 Cal, 1 mile run = 100 Cal, Coincidence, I think not
    I run because the alternative involves choking people.
    I Run.... I'm slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter, But I Run!
    Run like a fugative
  • Linda916
    Linda916 Posts: 124 Member
    Awesome!
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    My neighbor and her friend have matching shirts that say:

    "Caution....Fat Chicks Running"
  • laserturkey
    laserturkey Posts: 1,680 Member
    On the back "You've just been passed by a girl."
  • jeffrodgers1
    jeffrodgers1 Posts: 991 Member
    My daughter gave me one when she told me she was pregnant...

    "You just got passed by someone's Grandpa"
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Police in Pursuit
  • Legs_McGee
    Legs_McGee Posts: 845 Member
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    Ha! My running partner just gave me a shirt this morning that says this! I also have a display rack for my race medals that says this.
  • LearnFromTheRed
    LearnFromTheRed Posts: 294 Member
    Yep, I too have "BOMB TECHNICIAN: If you see me running, try to catch up"
  • Im_NotPerfect
    Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
    "If Zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you"

    "If you're reading this, it means I'm not last!"
  • dunadan
    dunadan Posts: 105 Member
    For people in competitive sports:

    "Busting my *kitten* so I can kick yours"

    :)
  • kerricolby
    kerricolby Posts: 232 Member
    i-thought-they-said-rum-t-shirt.american-apparel-unisex-organic-tee.pomegranate.w380h440z1.jpg

    I thought they said RUM!

    I dont know how to post pics so anyone who knows how feel free to add the photo :wink:

    Fixed it for ya!
  • da_bears10089
    da_bears10089 Posts: 1,791 Member
    il_570xN.493031268_l2dg.jpg

    OMG where do I get one of these?!

    etsy!
  • lcgr13
    lcgr13 Posts: 12 Member
    I have one that says "Run like a MOTHER!" on the back. I am a mom. My kids don't get it!
  • JoannaEngel84
    JoannaEngel84 Posts: 49 Member
    "If found on the ground, please drag to the finish line"
  • sandy_gee
    sandy_gee Posts: 372 Member
    I run like a girl - Keep up.

    Your warmup is my workout.

    I'd flex but I like this shirt.
  • babyj0
    babyj0 Posts: 531 Member
    "I run for beer"
  • USMCnetty90
    USMCnetty90 Posts: 277 Member
    In my mind I'm a Kenyan, In my legs I'm a chubby white gal...
    Will Run for Wine
    Vodka shot = 100 Cal, 1 mile run = 100 Cal, Coincidence, I think not
    I run because the alternative involves choking people.
    I Run.... I'm slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter, But I Run!
    Run like a fugative


    love these
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