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I lost my Guinea Pig...

ChristieisReady
Posts: 708 Member
...and a Sperm Whale's brain.
So what did you lose?
1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephants heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephants penis
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and shes 5'11")
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and shes 5'4½")
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony
So what did you lose?
1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephants heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephants penis
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and shes 5'11")
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and shes 5'4½")
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony
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I lost a 2mo old horse but have gained back a midsize microwave. Now I've got lose the amount of pizza an average American eats in a year.
this reminds me of those hieroglyphic puzzles that my teachers would give us to shut us up and make us quiet for a while.
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I actually lost my Guinea Pig a few years ago.
This post makes me sad.0 -
I actually lost my Guinea Pig a few years ago.
This post makes me sad.
Did you look under the couch?0 -
TY...pm your address....I'll send you a present to cheer you up. Have one in the girls playroom off of our master bedroom that the girls tend to neglect cleaning too often....it needs a new home! (shhhh...don't tell the girls)0
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Before I got pregnant, I had lost just a bit more than the average amount of cheese the average American eats. Now I'm down to a human head-ish. But on the way down so that's what matters! I have about the World's Largest Ball of Tape to go.0
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I still have a mid-size microwave left to go.0
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I actually lost my Guinea Pig a few years ago.
This post makes me sad.
check your dog's poop in a day or so.0 -
An average 2 year old and average human brain, almost up to the amount of cheese an average american eats in a year, w0w.
I love this thread haha :laugh:0 -
I've lost in total an average two year old and an ostrich egg but I still would like to lose an elephant's penis. :huh:0
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I actually lost my Guinea Pig a few years ago.
This post makes me sad.
This is why we can't have nice things.0 -
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I actually lost my Guinea Pig a few years ago.
This post makes me sad.
This is why we can't have nice things.0 -
a two year old child holding a rack of baby back ribs..(giggle I said rack)0
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A slightly underweight newborn giraffe.0
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I lost an average human leg, but I would like to lose an irish setter0
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i've lost a newborn giraffe, but i'm struggling with that last "amount of pizza a person eats in a year".0
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perfect I lost a spare tire... Thats where the 20lbs was.0
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I've lost an Irish Setter since 12/110
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I have lost a Sperm Whales Brain, and I have the amount of additives an American eats in a year left to go!!0
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I have lost the 'amount of cheese an average American eats in a year'0
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World's largest ball of tape and a human brain0
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Wow, what a bunch of losers(see what I did there?)! Keep it up! You guys are awesome!0
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An Ostrich egg and a 2 month old horse.0
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55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner...no wonder my house it hot0
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I have lost a guinea pig in the last week, but I have lost the amount of cheese an average Aerican consumes in a year over all. Just have to lose a 2 year old child and I should be close to target. :-)0
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