I lost my Guinea Pig...

ChristieisReady
ChristieisReady Posts: 708 Member
...and a Sperm Whale's brain.


So what did you lose?


1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephants heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephants penis
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and shes 5'11")
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and shes 5'4½")
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony

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  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    I lost a 2mo old horse but have gained back a midsize microwave. Now I've got lose the amount of pizza an average American eats in a year.

    this reminds me of those hieroglyphic puzzles that my teachers would give us to shut us up and make us quiet for a while.

    LOL
  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
    I actually lost my Guinea Pig a few years ago.


    This post makes me sad.
  • ChristieisReady
    ChristieisReady Posts: 708 Member
    I actually lost my Guinea Pig a few years ago.


    This post makes me sad.

    Did you look under the couch?
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    TY...pm your address....I'll send you a present to cheer you up. Have one in the girls playroom off of our master bedroom that the girls tend to neglect cleaning too often....it needs a new home! (shhhh...don't tell the girls)
  • ashley0616
    ashley0616 Posts: 579 Member
    Before I got pregnant, I had lost just a bit more than the average amount of cheese the average American eats. Now I'm down to a human head-ish. But on the way down so that's what matters! I have about the World's Largest Ball of Tape to go.
  • ChristieisReady
    ChristieisReady Posts: 708 Member
    I still have a mid-size microwave left to go.
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    I actually lost my Guinea Pig a few years ago.


    This post makes me sad.

    check your dog's poop in a day or so.
  • fitpam90x
    fitpam90x Posts: 197 Member
    An average 2 year old and average human brain, almost up to the amount of cheese an average american eats in a year, w0w.

    I love this thread haha :laugh:
  • I've lost in total an average two year old and an ostrich egg but I still would like to lose an elephant's penis. :huh:
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    I actually lost my Guinea Pig a few years ago.


    This post makes me sad.

    This is why we can't have nice things.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    3r2u57.jpg
  • ChristieisReady
    ChristieisReady Posts: 708 Member
    I actually lost my Guinea Pig a few years ago.


    This post makes me sad.

    This is why we can't have nice things.
    Truth
  • gonnasee33
    gonnasee33 Posts: 163
    a two year old child holding a rack of baby back ribs..(giggle I said rack)
  • Keiras_Mom
    Keiras_Mom Posts: 844 Member
    A slightly underweight newborn giraffe.
  • mylla013
    mylla013 Posts: 25 Member
    I lost an average human leg, but I would like to lose an irish setter
  • monjacq1964
    monjacq1964 Posts: 291 Member
    i've lost a newborn giraffe, but i'm struggling with that last "amount of pizza a person eats in a year".
  • simsburyjet
    simsburyjet Posts: 999 Member
    perfect I lost a spare tire... Thats where the 20lbs was.
  • jbs2travel
    jbs2travel Posts: 68 Member
    I've lost an Irish Setter since 12/11
  • MrsGraves1987
    MrsGraves1987 Posts: 162 Member
    I have lost a Sperm Whales Brain, and I have the amount of additives an American eats in a year left to go!!
  • SACasto
    SACasto Posts: 48 Member
    I have lost the 'amount of cheese an average American eats in a year'
  • choochoobell
    choochoobell Posts: 147 Member
    World's largest ball of tape and a human brain
  • ChristieisReady
    ChristieisReady Posts: 708 Member
    Wow, what a bunch of losers(see what I did there?)! Keep it up! You guys are awesome!
  • MaryJane_8810002
    MaryJane_8810002 Posts: 2,082 Member
    An Ostrich egg and a 2 month old horse.
  • MyaPapaya75
    MyaPapaya75 Posts: 3,143 Member
    55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner...no wonder my house it hot
  • rachaelgifford
    rachaelgifford Posts: 320 Member
    I have lost a guinea pig in the last week, but I have lost the amount of cheese an average Aerican consumes in a year over all. Just have to lose a 2 year old child and I should be close to target. :-)