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    Detox or Cleanse??

    Posts: 263 Member
    edited February 2 in Food and Nutrition
    If you've ever done a Detox or Cleanse is there one is there one you would highly recommend?

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    • Posts: 1,301 Member
      I'd highly recommend not doing one, does that count?

      Rigger
    • Posts: 9,487 Member
      I'd highly recommend not doing one, does that count?

      Rigger

      Agreed
    • Posts: 281 Member
      Weather you detox or cleanse or continue eating makes little difference. Detox is a myth, supported by people with a simplistic understanding of how the human body works.

      BBC did a great Doc. on this "The Truth about food part 5 you can watch the control group suffer through a week of detox /cleanse while the control group enjoys itself eating well. The results when science steps in to analyze the results. NONE.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_0spCGvvNI
    • Posts: 1,599 Member
      Yes. It's the drink water, sweat, drink water, urinate detox method. Scientifically proven to work assuming you have a functioning liver. Tried by billions every single day.
    • Posts: 263 Member
      So I take it you haven't done a cleanse/detox so therefore can't recommend one?

      Thank you.... :)
    • Posts: 1,301 Member
      So I take it you haven't done a cleanse/detox so therefore can't recommend one?

      Thank you.... :)

      Okay, here you go since you insist. Take 4-5 drops of VVL-800 machine oil, mix with 8oz of water. Guaranteed effective.

      Rigger
    • Posts: 263 Member
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      Okay, here you go since you insist. Take 4-5 drops of VVL-800 machine oil, mix with 8oz of water. Guaranteed effective.

      Rigger

      Thanks I'll try that. You've been a great help on my post asking for a recommendation! :) thumbs up Rigger :)
    • Posts: 4,489 Member
      I detox and cleanse every day. What do you need to know?
    • Posts: 1,301 Member
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      Thanks I'll try that. You've been a great help on my post asking for a recommendation! :) thumbs up Rigger :)

      I'm not sure what you want. You asked for a recommendation, and I gave you the best one you'll ever get on the subject, that wasn't what you wanted to hear so I gave you an equally good one in the opposite direction. A few drops of VVL-800 will clean absolutely everything out, you'll drop five pounds in 24 hours, I personally guarantee it. What's the problem?

      Rigger
    • Posts: 145 Member
      Search the forums, there already lots of very good answers, also people who have tried it out.
    • Posts: 2,616 Member
      Poop? Pee? Ta-da!!!!!! Detoxed and cleansed!!!
    • Posts: 960 Member
      So I take it you haven't done a cleanse/detox so therefore can't recommend one?

      Thank you.... :)

      I stupidly did the master cleanse a few years ago...I did it, I felt crap, I lost weight, I started eating again (vegetables/fruits etc) and put the weight back on.

      It's a load of bollocks, the body is quite capable of "detoxing" itself.
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