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ScottyNoHotty
ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,954 Member
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I've been doing the calorie counting, weight loss, and fitness thing for 18 months now. My diet has improved greatly, and i'm eating a lot of fruit and veggies. I don't get the massive constipation or runs anymore, but damn, the farts could kill a skunk.

Do they ever go away? Does your body get used to the fiber / fruits and veggies?

I have to ask, I'm sick of being made to sleep on the couch.

( Although, i enjoy crop dusting the cardio bunnies in the gym. )
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  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,129 Member
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    Embrace your odor, it makes you a man.
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
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    *TOOTS your horn*
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,375 Member
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    Hehe! No, it never goes away! I was christening my son's new car all morning. :bigsmile:
  • AmberJewelCR
    AmberJewelCR Posts: 97
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    I never ever thought of this to be the reason I seem to fart ALLL the time.
  • trogalicious
    trogalicious Posts: 4,583 Member
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    embrace it.
  • SmallMimi
    SmallMimi Posts: 541 Member
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    Glad I'm not the only one out there. Embrace your new title: Sir Toots Alot
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,723 Member
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    I'm sending you a dozen hard boiled eggs.
  • jim9097
    jim9097 Posts: 341 Member
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    I was wondering the same thing; so I have gone back and forth with several things to try and figure out exactly what was causing it. Turns out for me it was not the fruits and veggies; it is the dairy. I can eat practically anything without gas as long as I leave the greek yogurt alone...
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
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    Yeah, embrace your odor! And, in for fart gifs.

    corgi-fart-gif.gif
  • Desterknee
    Desterknee Posts: 1,056 Member
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    For me it isn't fiber, fruits or veggies, it's PROTEIN. Smells horrible and no, does not get better.
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
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    It gets worse
  • _HeartsOnFire_
    _HeartsOnFire_ Posts: 5,304 Member
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  • TeachTheGirl
    TeachTheGirl Posts: 2,091 Member
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  • FerretBuellerr
    FerretBuellerr Posts: 468 Member
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    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL and I thought I was the only one who had this problem! Although all the veggies my body's not used to is still giving me the poops. Guess I'll have to get used to it! :laugh:
  • ze_hombre
    ze_hombre Posts: 377 Member
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    For me it isn't fiber, fruits or veggies, it's PROTEIN. Smells horrible and no, does not get better.

    QFT. I had three Clif bars during a bike ride the other day and was nearly ejected from the house afterwards.
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
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    Beano???
  • mag131
    mag131 Posts: 542 Member
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    Saving in my topics for fart gifs
  • pseudomuffin
    pseudomuffin Posts: 1,058 Member
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    Yeah, embrace your odor! And, in for fart gifs.

    corgi-fart-gif.gif

    I just watched this GIF forever hahaha
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
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    Even the pool can't help you!!

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