Best woman in the world

This_is_my_name
This_is_my_name Posts: 8
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I'm completely and helplessly in love. I know she'll never leave me, hurt me, cheat on me or do me dirty. she'll allow me to put in work, give it to her good, take my aggressions and frustrations out on her without judgement or backlash. and on the best days, she'll have my body hurting and shaking so good. THE GYM is my forever wife.

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  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    Someone need to get laid
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Someone need to get laid

    Not by the gym, though. There are laws.
  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
    I'm completely and helplessly in love. I know she'll never leave me, hurt me, cheat on me or do me dirty. she'll allow me to put in work, give it to her good, take my aggressions and frustrations out on her without judgement or backlash. and on the best days, she'll have my body hurting and shaking so good. THE GYM is my forever wife.

    But she stinks like arm pitts & protein farts.
  • This_is_my_name
    This_is_my_name Posts: 8
    Someone need to get laid

    Tell me something I don't already know, BTW How you doin? :laugh:
  • Stump_Likker
    Stump_Likker Posts: 2,059 Member
    Someone need to get laid

    Tell me something I don't already know, BTW How you doin? :laugh:

    Already cheating on the "perfect woman"...smh
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    Someone need to get laid

    Tell me something I don't already know, BTW How you doin? :laugh:

    Already cheating on the "perfect woman"...smh

    Mizz gym don't take no shat
  • Wreckyard
    Wreckyard Posts: 22
    Sometimes I cave in and see my woman on the side, brownies.
  • kyleekay10
    kyleekay10 Posts: 1,812 Member
    I'm completely and helplessly in love. I know she'll never leave me, hurt me, cheat on me or do me dirty. she'll allow me to put in work, give it to her good, take my aggressions and frustrations out on her without judgement or backlash. and on the best days, she'll have my body hurting and shaking so good. THE GYM is my forever wife.

    Yeah, but she's so easy. Hundreds of people go in and out of her every day!
  • This_is_my_name
    This_is_my_name Posts: 8
    I'm completely and helplessly in love. I know she'll never leave me, hurt me, cheat on me or do me dirty. she'll allow me to put in work, give it to her good, take my aggressions and frustrations out on her without judgement or backlash. and on the best days, she'll have my body hurting and shaking so good. THE GYM is my forever wife.

    Yeah, but she's so easy. Hundreds of people go in and out of her every day!

    I am not judgemental, as long as she is wiped down after each use and is disease free, I will continue to love her!
  • sub10orbust
    sub10orbust Posts: 706 Member
    hang in dere
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    Someone need to get laid

    Tell me something I don't already know, BTW How you doin? :laugh:

    Miring your pics :flowerforyou:
  • TwoPointZero
    TwoPointZero Posts: 187 Member
    I'm completely and helplessly in love. I know she'll never leave me, hurt me, cheat on me or do me dirty. she'll allow me to put in work, give it to her good, take my aggressions and frustrations out on her without judgement or backlash. and on the best days, she'll have my body hurting and shaking so good. THE GYM is my forever wife.
    Ditto, or maybe I actually have a mini-harem: gym + 2013 E92. At least the E92 will never be touched by anyone else . . . :)
  • So_Much_Fab
    So_Much_Fab Posts: 1,146 Member
    Someone need to get laid

    Tell me something I don't already know, BTW How you doin? :laugh:

    LOL.
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    I'm completely and helplessly in love. I know she'll never leave me, hurt me, cheat on me or do me dirty. she'll allow me to put in work, give it to her good, take my aggressions and frustrations out on her without judgement or backlash. and on the best days, she'll have my body hurting and shaking so good. THE GYM is my forever wife.

    Hmm... that sounds kind of sad, really.
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
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  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
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  • Adrianachiarato
    Adrianachiarato Posts: 362 Member
    Anybody called me? LOL
  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
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  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member

    But she stinks like arm pitts & protein farts.

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  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member

    But she stinks like arm pitts & protein farts.

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    That has to be an outtake! <3 seeing Dr C laugh like a human.

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