Is MFP forum DERP lethal?

BrainyBurro
BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
edited February 2 in Chit-Chat
if so, after 11 months here, i fear i may have incurred a fatal dose. :frown:

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  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    It is clear that fatal levels of derp have been detected

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  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,187 Member
    MFP forum DERP is lethal in even small doses. There is no hope for you.

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  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    I know it makes me want to kill...
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    in the end, i fear we will all succumb to the DERP (except the derpers, of course).

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  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    Does anyone worry that someone is going to be outraged at all the dead animals in this thread?*

    I mean, I can't say for sure, but I'm pretty confident that no animals were actually injured in the filming of these gifs.

    Added Disclaimer: Please note that this thread is not advocating the shooting of any animals. These gifs are intended to be taken in a light hearted and joking matter, though we all know that none of use should be joking about shooting animals, and each of us is deeply troubled by our actions and lack of compassion. Is PETA selling indulgences these days?

    Carry on . . .

    * No one seems to get upset with fake human adult death scenes.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    The real question is whether or not the DERP is contagious and once infected if any hope of a cure exists.


    Has anyone here ever been infected with DERP and managed to fight it off?
  • etoiles_argentees
    etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
    The real question is whether or not the DERP is contagious and once infected if any hope of a cure exists.


    Has anyone here ever been infected with DERP and managed to fight it off?

    Yes, with a clean diet and detox..
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
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  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,979 Member
    everybody's different
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    Yes, with a clean diet and detox..

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    :tongue:
  • 42hockeymom
    42hockeymom Posts: 521 Member
    Yes, but there's no stopping it.

    It'll never stop.


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  • adlace
    adlace Posts: 375 Member
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    so much senseless death :-)
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    Does anyone worry that someone is going to be outraged at all the dead animals in this thread?*

    I mean, I can't say for sure, but I'm pretty confident that no animals were actually injured in the filming of these gifs.

    Added Disclaimer: Please note that this thread is not advocating the shooting of any animals. These gifs are intended to be taken in a light hearted and joking matter, though we all know that none of use should be joking about shooting animals, and each of us is deeply troubled by our actions and lack of compassion. Is PETA selling indulgences these days?

    Carry on . . .

    * No one seems to get upset with fake human adult death scenes.

    I also do not advocate finger banging animals. It can get you into serous trouble.
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    Does anyone worry that someone is going to be outraged at all the dead animals in this thread?*

    I mean, I can't say for sure, but I'm pretty confident that no animals were actually injured in the filming of these gifs.

    Added Disclaimer: Please note that this thread is not advocating the shooting of any animals. These gifs are intended to be taken in a light hearted and joking matter, though we all know that none of use should be joking about shooting animals, and each of us is deeply troubled by our actions and lack of compassion. Is PETA selling indulgences these days?

    Carry on . . .

    * No one seems to get upset with fake human adult death scenes.

    I also do not advocate finger banging animals. It can get you into serous trouble.
    :laugh: yuck

    All I know is that I have never wanted to rage-punch my computer so much than I have, just logging into the MFP forums. Blessings to those of you that diligently fight against the DERP day in and day out.
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
    The real question is whether or not the DERP is contagious

    I should think the answer to that is quite obvious. Do you even MFP?
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    The real question is whether or not the DERP is contagious

    I should think the answer to that is quite obvious. Do you even MFP?

    Then why can the anti-DERP Crusaders fight it every day without obvious signs of infection?
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
    The real question is whether or not the DERP is contagious

    I should think the answer to that is quite obvious. Do you even MFP?

    Then why can the anti-DERP Crusaders fight it every day without obvious signs of infection?

    they eventually get banned from the forums for being 'mean'. Or they've had time to build up derp anti-bodies.
  • Kamikazeflutterby
    Kamikazeflutterby Posts: 770 Member
    The real question is whether or not the DERP is contagious and once infected if any hope of a cure exists.


    Has anyone here ever been infected with DERP and managed to fight it off?

    Yes, with a clean diet and detox..

    The lesser-known whiskey detox is the only true way to combat the derp. Please, cleanse yourself of the toxins.

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  • etoiles_argentees
    etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
    I was teasing, I've never eaten clean, detoxed or fasted in my life. ;)
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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  • etoiles_argentees
    etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
    OooO... Burro is back, scampers back into my kitty house.
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