Negative people...

neandermagnon
neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
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....need to lose some of their electrons, and stop going round picking up electrons. It can't be at all healthy going around negatively charged all the time like a thundercloud.

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  • jdad1
    jdad1 Posts: 1,899 Member
    but so powerful
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
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  • SmileCozYouCan
    SmileCozYouCan Posts: 315 Member
    :glasses: :heart:
  • peeaanuut
    peeaanuut Posts: 359 Member
    a polarizing discussion no doubt
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  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
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  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,536 Member
    <3

    I wrote a song about sodium gradients once. I have a feeling OP would like that.
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    I'm glad someone finally brought this up!
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    <3

    I wrote a song about sodium gradients once. I have a feeling OP would like that.

    LOL

    totally yes @ song about sodium gradients!
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Nice density matrix bro state it to me again.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    ....need to lose some of their electrons, and stop going round picking up electrons. It can't be at all healthy going around negatively charged all the time like a thundercloud.

    Honestly, I think the stick in their butts is more detrimental health wise.
  • peeaanuut
    peeaanuut Posts: 359 Member
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  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    ....need to lose some of their electrons, and stop going round picking up electrons. It can't be at all healthy going around negatively charged all the time like a thundercloud.

    Honestly, I think the stick in their butts is more detrimental health wise.

    a lightning rod in the butt might help though, so long as it's earthed. Then it would earth all the negative charge.
  • mcflat29
    mcflat29 Posts: 2,159 Member
    SCIENCE!!!
    It does explain how moods seem to be contagious.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    No way negative ions are so much cooler than positive ions I have a cloud of electrons dancing around me in a happy manner, I get to trick the positive people into bonding with me, I get to be a powerful oxidizer, and make cool acids.
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    You are the most electrifying woman in paleoanthropology. :bigsmile:
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    ....need to lose some of their electrons, and stop going round picking up electrons. It can't be at all healthy going around negatively charged all the time like a thundercloud.

    Honestly, I think the stick in their butts is more detrimental health wise.

    a lightning rod in the butt might help though, so long as it's earthed. Then it would earth all the negative charge.

    Good point!
  • LaurySch
    LaurySch Posts: 277 Member
    ....need to lose some of their electrons, and stop going round picking up electrons. It can't be at all healthy going around negatively charged all the time like a thundercloud.

    Honestly, I think the stick in their butts is more detrimental health wise.

    a lightning rod in the butt might help though, so long as it's earthed. Then it would earth all the negative charge.

    Good point!

    OOH! OOH! Pick me to be the one to jam lightning rods up butts - I've been looking for a good stress relief exercise!
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    No way negative ions are so much cooler than positive ions I have a cloud of electrons dancing around me in a happy manner, I get to trick the positive people into bonding with me, I get to be a powerful oxidizer, and make cool acids.

    those are very good points......

    hmmmmm.... where to pick up some electrons.... must find substances with weakly bonded electrons in their outer shells.... mwahahahahahaaaaa
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    You are the most electrifying woman in paleoanthropology. :bigsmile:

    :blushing: :flowerforyou:
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    ....need to lose some of their electrons, and stop going round picking up electrons. It can't be at all healthy going around negatively charged all the time like a thundercloud.

    Honestly, I think the stick in their butts is more detrimental health wise.

    a lightning rod in the butt might help though, so long as it's earthed. Then it would earth all the negative charge.

    Good point!

    OOH! OOH! Pick me to be the one to jam lightning rods up butts - I've been looking for a good stress relief exercise!

    Maybe i should advertise it as an alternative therapy and make lots of money. "removes and earths all negative charges from your entire system".............. kind of like colonic irrigation and crystal healing rolled into one.....
  • ScottF83
    ScottF83 Posts: 233 Member
    Is a stick in the *kitten* a new fad diet method?
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    Is a stick in the *kitten* a new fad diet method?

    it has to be a lightning rod, because it has to conduct away all the negative charge, or it won't work.

    not sure it qualifies as a fad diet..... just as a health one currently

    but hey, why not make a fad diet where you can only eat positively charged foods. then have a lightning rod in your butt to conduct away all the negative charge

    I'm just concerned that such a regimen for building positively charged people might attract a lot of negativity....

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