I've never.....

False


I've never eaten a whole fruit pie

True

I've never been snow skiing.

True.

I've never been shot.

False.

I've never slapped a goat.

Thankfully for all humans with eyes, True!
I've never heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon.

True,
TNP I have never gone hunting!

False, I hunt flies.
TNP makes killer cookies.
(a little late, but still applies)

It's true and I'm ashamed!
TNP can sing opera.

False
TNP eats lollies too much

false..... too busy?
TNP has work to do