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42hockeymom
42hockeymom Posts: 521 Member
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Start a turnip juice diet.....

I read somewhere on the internet where this girls friend lost like 100 lbs in a week just by switching his breakfast with beet juice and like, lost all this weight because it got rid of all this junk and stuff in his colon! True story!! Oh, and he totally ate regularly at every other meal, no changes! Really!!

And all you haters can just hate and be ridiculous because it was the beet juice or turnip juice or whatever that made him lose the weight. Not the caloric deficit!

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  • Alatariel75
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    We can support eachother! I'm going to start daily coffee and asprin enemas. The caffeine stimulates your metabolims and the asprin thins your blood so it pumps faster and cleanses more effectively.
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    LOL
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  • pjlove1
    pjlove1 Posts: 341 Member
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    Start a turnip juice diet.....

    I read somewhere on the internet where this girls friend lost like 100 lbs in a week just by switching his breakfast with beet juice and like, lost all this weight because it got rid of all this junk and stuff in his colon! True story!! Oh, and he totally ate regularly at every other meal, no changes! Really!!

    And all you haters can just hate and be ridiculous because it was the beet juice or turnip juice or whatever that made him lose the weight. Not the caloric deficit!

    Well there you have it. If you read it on the innerweb, it's gotta be true. 100# in a week? No biggie. How about dropping 100 in two days by chugging laxatives non-stop?
  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
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    Start a turnip juice diet.....

    I read somewhere on the internet where this girls friend lost like 100 lbs in a week just by switching his breakfast with beet juice and like, lost all this weight because it got rid of all this junk and stuff in his colon! True story!! Oh, and he totally ate regularly at every other meal, no changes! Really!!

    And all you haters can just hate and be ridiculous because it was the beet juice or turnip juice or whatever that made him lose the weight. Not the caloric deficit!

    Well there you have it. If you read it on the innerweb, it's gotta be true. 100# in a week? No biggie. How about dropping 100 in two days by chugging laxatives non-stop?

    It took me nearly 15 months and cost a few grand to lose 120 lbs of useless weight. Some people refer to it as "the divorce diet."
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
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    Start a turnip juice diet.....

    I read somewhere on the internet where this girls friend lost like 100 lbs in a week just by switching his breakfast with beet juice and like, lost all this weight because it got rid of all this junk and stuff in his colon! True story!! Oh, and he totally ate regularly at every other meal, no changes! Really!!

    And all you haters can just hate and be ridiculous because it was the beet juice or turnip juice or whatever that made him lose the weight. Not the caloric deficit!

    Well there you have it. If you read it on the innerweb, it's gotta be true. 100# in a week? No biggie. How about dropping 100 in two days by chugging laxatives non-stop?

    It took me nearly 15 months and cost a few grand to lose 120 lbs of useless weight. Some people refer to it as "the divorce diet."

    A hitman somewhere is shaking his head, cause he knows he could've done it for less.
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
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    Start a turnip juice diet.....

    I read somewhere on the internet where this girls friend lost like 100 lbs in a week just by switching his breakfast with beet juice and like, lost all this weight because it got rid of all this junk and stuff in his colon! True story!! Oh, and he totally ate regularly at every other meal, no changes! Really!!

    And all you haters can just hate and be ridiculous because it was the beet juice or turnip juice or whatever that made him lose the weight. Not the caloric deficit!

    Well there you have it. If you read it on the innerweb, it's gotta be true. 100# in a week? No biggie. How about dropping 100 in two days by chugging laxatives non-stop?

    It took me nearly 15 months and cost a few grand to lose 120 lbs of useless weight. Some people refer to it as "the divorce diet."

    It's only taking me about 3 months, but I'm losing about 130 lbs. Efficiency.
  • herblackwings39
    herblackwings39 Posts: 3,930 Member
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    Start a turnip juice diet.....

    I read somewhere on the internet where this girls friend lost like 100 lbs in a week just by switching his breakfast with beet juice and like, lost all this weight because it got rid of all this junk and stuff in his colon! True story!! Oh, and he totally ate regularly at every other meal, no changes! Really!!

    And all you haters can just hate and be ridiculous because it was the beet juice or turnip juice or whatever that made him lose the weight. Not the caloric deficit!

    Well there you have it. If you read it on the innerweb, it's gotta be true. 100# in a week? No biggie. How about dropping 100 in two days by chugging laxatives non-stop?

    It took me nearly 15 months and cost a few grand to lose 120 lbs of useless weight. Some people refer to it as "the divorce diet."

    A hitman somewhere is shaking his head, cause he knows he could've done it for less.

    Where are you people finding these cheap hitmen?

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