I know I’m a lifter because:

IronCakes
IronCakes Posts: 317 Member
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I hate running.
I have bruises all over my shins.
I’ve learned to enjoy my protein farts.
I always have a protein shake or protein bar at hand.
I hate my “rest” days.
I didn’t lift heavy enough if I’m not grunting.
My gallon jugs goes everywhere with me.
Protein is the only thing that matters.

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  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
    People always be like dayum, look at that azz!
  • MzManiak
    MzManiak Posts: 1,361 Member
    When I walk into the gym and the squat rack is taken, I look around, like, "Wth am I supposed to do now... cardio??" :noway: Free weights, it is!
  • 257_Lag
    257_Lag Posts: 1,249 Member
    My times tables consist of 45, 35, 25, 10, 5, and 2.5 :wink:
  • DashDeV
    DashDeV Posts: 545 Member
    I'm swole and think I'm better than everyone.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    I'm swole and know I'm better than everyone.

    fixed
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Because I go to the gym and lift.


    Did I do it right?
  • Desterknee
    Desterknee Posts: 1,056 Member
    I hate running.
    I have bruises all over my shins.
    I’ve learned to enjoy my protein farts.
    I didn’t lift heavy enough if I’m not grunting.
    My gallon jugs goes everywhere with me.
    Protein is the only thing that matters.

    I'm possessive over the power rack.
    Plate math no longer trips me up.
  • Cre8veLifeR
    Cre8veLifeR Posts: 1,062 Member
    I'm one damn strong chick.

    Exact words from a guy at the gym. lol.
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    My gallon jugs goes everywhere with me.

    Those are big jugs you got.
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    I'm banned from Planet Fitness
  • Jack_LittlePeople
    Jack_LittlePeople Posts: 2
    Because I have these on my hands...and because I love seeing the chalk particles still flying in the air when I'm about to start the first rep.

    vmul5k.jpg
  • danger2oneself2
    danger2oneself2 Posts: 340 Member
    Because my farts could be considered assault with a deadly weapon punishable by death
  • james6998
    james6998 Posts: 743 Member
    Because i am always walking around like someone who just got hit by a bus, IN pain.
    I do look in the mirror once in awhile. :P
  • TheRealOrson
    TheRealOrson Posts: 1,415 Member
    I wear 3XL t-shirts and the sleeves are tight.
  • MrsBobaFett
    MrsBobaFett Posts: 802 Member
    I have nasty *kitten* calluses on my palms and IDGAF
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    The men at work call me Gunz and when there's a dispute I ask them if they want to arm wrestle over it.
  • deksgrl
    deksgrl Posts: 7,237 Member
    It's a lot easier getting the Harley out of the garage, I can open jars myself without hitting the lid, and I laugh at the store clerk when he asks if I need help carrying the 20 pound bag of bird seed.
  • zipnguyen
    zipnguyen Posts: 990 Member
    you like moving objects.
  • Barbell_Jules
    Barbell_Jules Posts: 358 Member
    I am stronger than I have ever been.
    I want to a throw myself on the floor and have a fit like a 2 year old when the power rack is taken.
    "No thanks, I got this. You should see what I lift at the gym." - Is my normal response when someone wants to help me lift something heavy.
  • da_bears10089
    da_bears10089 Posts: 1,791 Member
    Dat Asss... just kidding..

    Dem Calluses
  • scottcharl
    scottcharl Posts: 133
    I'm stronger than most people in my gym. Even the "bigger" guys!
  • scottcharl
    scottcharl Posts: 133
    Dat Asss... just kidding..

    Dem Calluses

    Agreed....those legs look badass!!
  • Tessyloowhoo
    Tessyloowhoo Posts: 504
    If i stopped eating quest bars they might go out of business.
    My rest days consist of eating and thinking about working out
    Kettlebell routines are my favorite cardio
    My legs look like this...
    43359607_3208.jpg
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    I pick things up and put them down!
    I'm sad because the hour is already up with my trainer, and I want to go again.
    My lawn ornaments are the big-azz rocks that I lift.
    I am stronger than I have ever been.
    I want to a throw myself on the floor and have a fit like a 2 year old when the power rack is taken.
    "No thanks, I got this. You should see what I lift at the gym." - Is my normal response when someone wants to help me lift something heavy.
    I think we must be twins separated at birth!:laugh:

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