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I'd like to be Mr. Kansas

mister_universe
mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
edited February 3 in Chit-Chat
...but I'm already mister_universe.

So I nominate Whierd.*





*Kansas residency not required.
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  • 42hockeymom
    42hockeymom Posts: 521 Member
    ETA: I really should put my contacts in first thing.... I read this as I want to SEE Mr. Kansas

    Here I thought I was being all pithy with my gif.
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    Yeah, I'll just be in the corner dying a slow and embarrassing death....
  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
    We are going to need to see him in a ball gown and bikini
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    You would have if you had been around last weekend.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    We are going to need to see him in a ball gown and bikini

    *snickers yet again at ball gown*

    I'm guessing he's okay with that.
  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
    You would have if you had been around last weekend.

    damn it, I always miss the good stuff
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    You would have if you had been around last weekend.

    damn it, I always miss the good stuff

    Not this time.*

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    *contains 100% full imitation Whierd. And yes, first result when you google image search "Mr. Kansas". The third result...well... :sick:
  • MNA76
    MNA76 Posts: 1,541
    We are going to need to see him in a ball gown and bikini

    They're called evening gowns and he should go with something strapless to really accentuate the shoulders.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    This is turning into a landslide. I thought for sure there would be other nominees.

    Running unopposed in Kansas means he is a registered Republican.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    You would have if you had been around last weekend.

    damn it, I always miss the good stuff

    Not this time.*

    101_0169.JPG

    *contains 100% full imitation Whierd. And yes, first result when you google image search "Mr. Kansas". The third result...well... :sick:

    :laugh:
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    This is turning into a landslide. I thought for sure there would be other nominees.

    Running unopposed in Kansas means he is a registered Republican.

    Libertarian.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    I need to know what his talent is first, and if he has any opinions on how to stop world hunger.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    My talent is sarcasm and general smartassery. To end world hunger, I would stop feeding the hungry and let them die off.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    This is turning into a landslide. I thought for sure there would be other nominees.

    Running unopposed in Kansas means he is a registered Republican.

    Libertarian.

    Not if you want to win in Kansas. The Koch brothers own that state. Better look mighty impressive in your ball gown *snicker* if you're going Libertarian.

    I have faith in you though. I've seen the ball gown.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    My talent is sarcasm and general smartassery. To end world hunger, I would stop feeding the hungry and let them die off.

    You've got my vote.

    I also need to see you in a bikini though.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    My talent is sarcasm and general smartassery. To end world hunger, I would stop feeding the hungry and let them die off.

    That settles it. He has my vote.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    My talent is sarcasm and general smartassery. To end world hunger, I would stop feeding the hungry and let them die off.

    That settles it. He has my vote.

    At this point it would be faster to tally the votes he doesn't have.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    3-0 so far! Kansas is having a 75% turnout today!
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    3-0 so far! Kansas is having a 75% turnout today!

    More than MFP...god this place is dead. Can't even get people to respond to Whierd in drag. *crickets*
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    3-0 so far! Kansas is having a 75% turnout today!

    You get my vote....I count for something FINALLY! I love to feel important. Now kiss my baby and make me promises you will never keep. Oh wait, my husband does that already. :laugh:
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    3-0 so far! Kansas is having a 75% turnout today!

    More than MFP...god this place is dead. Can't even get people to respond to Whierd in drag. *crickets*

    I bet if he posted that bikini pic I asked for there'd be some traffic in here.
  • hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze
    hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze Posts: 1,841 Member
    Did someone say Kansas? I :heart: Kansas.
  • kreene1987
    kreene1987 Posts: 40 Member
    KANSASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I am from there :)
  • Prettymisssparkles
    Prettymisssparkles Posts: 1,274 Member
    I have a confession to make... I love seeing the ever growing bromance between you two. <3 Carry on.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    I have a confession to make... I love seeing the ever growing bromance between you two. <3 Carry on.

    Carry on my wayward son, there'll be peace when you are done...

    ^Kansas, from another mother.
  • Prettymisssparkles
    Prettymisssparkles Posts: 1,274 Member
    :happy:
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Did someone say Kansas? I :heart: Kansas.

    Your sanity needs checking.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    3-0 so far! Kansas is having a 75% turnout today!

    More than MFP...god this place is dead. Can't even get people to respond to Whierd in drag. *crickets*

    I bet if he posted that bikini pic I asked for there'd be some traffic in here.

    I do have a pic that I took for a dare with me making duck lips and with my shirt stuffed to look like breasts.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    3-0 so far! Kansas is having a 75% turnout today!

    More than MFP...god this place is dead. Can't even get people to respond to Whierd in drag. *crickets*

    I bet if he posted that bikini pic I asked for there'd be some traffic in here.

    I do have a pic that I took for a dare with me making duck lips and with my shirt stuffed to look like breasts.
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    No balls to post it!
  • Rayman79
    Rayman79 Posts: 2,009 Member
    My talent is sarcasm and general smartassery. To end world hunger, I would stop feeding the hungry and let them die off.

    You're thinking small. Don't just let them die off, feed them to homeless and poor people to save taxpayers money... Now we're solving the worlds problems!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    My talent is sarcasm and general smartassery. To end world hunger, I would stop feeding the hungry and let them die off.

    You're thinking small. Don't just let them die off, feed them to homeless and poor people to save taxpayers money... Now we're solving the worlds problems!

    I almost said use them for medical research, but that kind of talk gets people angry.
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