Pet peeves and petty annoyances
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coolraul07
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What are those itty-bitty, tiny, petty things that annoy the hell outta you? We know the common ones (lose vs. loose, bad drivers, etc.) so more points for originality/rarity.
I'll start with a couple:
• People using the word 'blackmail'. Even if it's onTV, I always reply, "No. I'm 'black male', that's extortion."
• I sit in a teleworking cube semi-weekly and trash can sits at the entrance. An AVP office is 8 feet away and people entering/exiting his office always use this trash can rather than the one is his office. It wouldn't be so bad if they didn't alway throw the stuff from afar so it's makes an annoying noise when it lands. Irks me to no end. I feel like putting the trash can right in front of his door, but you know, I like being gainfully employed and all.
I'll start with a couple:
• People using the word 'blackmail'. Even if it's onTV, I always reply, "No. I'm 'black male', that's extortion."
• I sit in a teleworking cube semi-weekly and trash can sits at the entrance. An AVP office is 8 feet away and people entering/exiting his office always use this trash can rather than the one is his office. It wouldn't be so bad if they didn't alway throw the stuff from afar so it's makes an annoying noise when it lands. Irks me to no end. I feel like putting the trash can right in front of his door, but you know, I like being gainfully employed and all.
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people who chew with their mouth open0
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People who smack their lips. I'd like to smack their face.
There/Their/They're. Holy hell, get it right/rite/ryt.
People who act like twerking is new. I had a chick twerk on me when I was in hs.
Goats. With their evil little goatees.
Text speak and hashtagging. #yudumbro
The fact that we still don't have a live action FF7 (or 8) porn.
Anthony Bourdain.
People who disagree with me.
Did I mention Anthony Bourdain?0 -
oh and people on linkedin who have never worked in your industry, but claim to be an expert in it... and ignorant people fall for it.0
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Loud Burps.. Can't stand them0
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I hate when people are driving and do not use their signal lights. I want to ram into them.
Lose/Loose
ALOT is not 1 word, should be a lot
There/Their/They're
Lady Gaga
People who chew with their mouths open
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oh, people who think they have the right to tell me their opinion on hunting and how it's "evil" while they're scarfing down some meet from a big feedlot.
If it weren't illegal, I'd knock em out.0 -
#Inorite...People who act like twerking is new. I had a chick twerk on me when I was in hs.
Yeah, but their slit pupils are really creepy.Goats. With their evil little goatees.
#MyBadLOLText speak and hashtagging. #yudumbro
Sounds like a KickStarter project to me.The fact that we still don't have a live action FF7 (or 8) porn.
Yeah, how DOES he keep getting work?! #SMDHAnthony Bourdain.
How about people who 'agree to disagree' with you?People who disagree with me.0 -
People who think they are experts on every subject, then get angry and/or sarcastic if you disagree with them.
People who flip me the bird when they cut me off in traffic and I dare to honk at them.0 -
the sound of a metal fork against a glass plate
people using your/you're, there/their...etc wrong
slow drivers in the fast lane
people slurping through their straws
people who NEVER let you finish a sentence
anyone who says "look what I can do" or "hey guys watch this"
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People who smack their lips. I'd like to smack their face.
Insufferable people.0 -
I ain't gonna lie. I've never hunted or fished but I respect those who do. I also watch "Doomsday Preppers" and when it hits the fan, I'm gonna hang out with you! Right, buddy?oh, people who think they have the right to tell me their opinion on hunting and how it's "evil" while they're scarfing down some meet from a big feedlot.
If it weren't illegal, I'd knock em out.
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Idle finger snapping and tuneless whistling.0
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people who chew with their mouth open
^^^ this and people who snap and pop gum.
People who pass you while driving to get in front of you and slow down. Really?!0 -
People who grocery shop with their cart parked in the middle of the aisle.
People who walk in groups of 4-6 on the trail and take up the whole thing without regard to others who are using it.
People who let their dog poo on the trail and don't clean it up, especially if I see it happen. If you didn't have crazy eyes and if we weren't the only people in sight, I would tell you about yourself.
People who are completely unable to hold themselves accountable for anything. If you messed up, admit it. Accept the consequences, learn from it and move on.0 -
I ain't gonna lie. I've never hunted or fished but I respect those who do. I also watch "Doomsday Preppers" and when it hits the fan, I'm gonna hang out with you! Right, buddy?oh, people who think they have the right to tell me their opinion on hunting and how it's "evil" while they're scarfing down some meet from a big feedlot.
If it weren't illegal, I'd knock em out.
I have recipes for human. (Ok, not anymore, but I did, it was an old cookbook that since grew legs, and it had recipes for human.)
You ever had squirrel? You wanna?
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People who pass you while driving to get in front of you and slow down. Really?!
Or people who do that during the bike portion of a triathlon. >_<0 -
People who grocery shop with their cart parked in the middle of the aisle.
People who walk in groups of 4-6 on the trail and take up the whole thing without regard to others who are using it.
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Oh yeah, both of these "grind my gears". I get "road rage" at both, especially the cart user who parks in the middle AND then stands next to the cart while looking at stuff. I see red and hear Ludacris' "Move B!tch!" playing in my brain pan!
I also hate the "hall talkers" who stand on opposite sides of a hallway rather than on the same side. I walk right between them as if there weren't there. If you didn't want me to walk through your words, then your words shouldn't cross a walk path.
...and what about those drivers that stop in the middle of a residential road to talk to someone outside the car? Pull the *kitten* over to the side why dontcha?! :mad: And then wanna get all pissy when I honk.... F-U! :explode:
P.S. I'm not real-life 'rager', but I have a vivid imagination full wonderfully sadistic things that I do to folks like these... with a smile on my face!0 -
When these little fockers take up residence around my house.
I have KIDS for crying out loud!
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When these little fockers take up residence around my house. I have KIDS for crying out loud!
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OK, black widows aren't a petty annoyance, that's the REAL DEAL! I'd be pissed if you WEREN'T upset!0 -
People who don't use their turn signal
People who pull out in front of you when there is NO ONE in sight behind you, only to drive 300 feet and turn off!
People who pull out in front of you when there is NO ONE behind you then don't even go the speed limit!
People who drive 10 miles under the speed limit then have the audacity to flip you off once you pass them!
OMFG the road rage I get is unreal. Stupid people should not be able to drive!! 0
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