What's the most embarrassing thing?

NotSoBigNeil
NotSoBigNeil Posts: 215 Member
edited February 3 in Chit-Chat
Ever happened to you? Here's mine.

One summer night a few years ago, I put my back out moving furniture. Absolute bloody agony, I needed gas and air to make it to the ambulance.
Annnyway, as I said, it was the middle of summer, red hot hospital ward and I was laid out flat on my back attempting to sleep. Finally nodded off and the next morning, a particularly pretty young nurse brought me my pain relief with a cheeky smile. As I woke I realised I had a very severe case of "morning wood" and the very thin cotton sheet I was laid under didn't do my modesty ANY favours, I looked down and then back at her and she said "someone's had nice dreams" and walked away with a definite wiggle of her hips just for me :tongue:

So come one....what's yours? :blushing:

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  • kaned_ferret
    kaned_ferret Posts: 618 Member
    Ever happened to you? Here's mine.

    One summer night a few years ago, I put my back out moving furniture. Absolute bloody agony, I needed gas and air to make it to the ambulance.
    Annnyway, as I said, it was the middle of summer, red hot hospital ward and I was laid out flat on my back attempting to sleep. Finally nodded off and the next morning, a particularly pretty young nurse brought me my pain relief with a cheeky smile. As I woke I realised I had a very severe case of "morning wood" and the very thin cotton sheet I was laid under didn't do my modesty ANY favours, I looked down and then back at her and she said "someone's had nice dreams" and walked away with a definite wiggle of her hips just for me :tongue:

    So come one....what's yours? :blushing:

    I hope for your sake, that's not why you're username is NotSoBigNeil! :laugh:
  • alliemarie77
    alliemarie77 Posts: 378 Member
    I was having an electrical line repaired. The tech knocks on the door to let me know he is repairing the line, and he would have to turn the power off. So I answer the door with a baby on my hip. I realize as soon as I closed the door the baby had poo coming out the side of his diaper. So I tell my older son." When the tech comes back, tell him I will be right there. I had to change the baby." I hear the man knock, and as I am pulling on clean shorts I hear my son say.... " My mom will be right out. She had to change. The baby pooped on her." Reluctantly I went out, and the guy was trying not to laugh....lol
  • alliemarie77
    alliemarie77 Posts: 378 Member
    Ever happened to you? Here's mine.

    One summer night a few years ago, I put my back out moving furniture. Absolute bloody agony, I needed gas and air to make it to the ambulance.
    Annnyway, as I said, it was the middle of summer, red hot hospital ward and I was laid out flat on my back attempting to sleep. Finally nodded off and the next morning, a particularly pretty young nurse brought me my pain relief with a cheeky smile. As I woke I realised I had a very severe case of "morning wood" and the very thin cotton sheet I was laid under didn't do my modesty ANY favours, I looked down and then back at her and she said "someone's had nice dreams" and walked away with a definite wiggle of her hips just for me :tongue:

    So come one....what's yours? :blushing:

    I hope for your sake, that's not why you're username is NotSoBigNeil! :laugh:

    OMG!!! I did not even notice his username!...lmao
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