If men wrote candy hearts

Tatonka_usn
Tatonka_usn Posts: 433 Member
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  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I am offended that you are calling my gender rude.
  • Tatonka_usn
    Tatonka_usn Posts: 433 Member
    I am offended that you are calling my gender rude.

    Rude....no. Proud of being anti-Politically Correct.....HELL YES!
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    :angry: :angry: :angry:
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    where is "MAKE ME A SAMMICH"?
  • Morninglory81
    Morninglory81 Posts: 1,190 Member
    Quit giving men a bad name. It's boys and creeps that would wright that!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    You forgot "make me a sammich" and "would bang".
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    You forgot "make me a sammich" and "would bang".
    Catch up, Mustard. I already said make me sammich.

    Forgot about the banging tho.....OH, HOW COULD I FORGET THE BANGING???
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    You forgot "make me a sammich" and "would bang".
    Catch up, Mustard. I already said make me sammich.

    Forgot about the banging tho.....OH, HOW COULD I FORGET THE BANGING???

    It wasn't there when I started!
  • littlelaura
    littlelaura Posts: 1,028 Member
    there would be a heart with 3/14 on it reminding her of steak and bj day , you know just incase she forgot.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    This thread is full of misandry.
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    You forgot "make me a sammich" and "would bang".
    Catch up, Mustard. I already said make me sammich.

    Forgot about the banging tho.....OH, HOW COULD I FORGET THE BANGING???

    It wasn't there when I started!

    Uh huh :wink:
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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    This thread is full of misandry.

    Yes.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    You forgot "make me a sammich" and "would bang".
    Catch up, Mustard. I already said make me sammich.

    Forgot about the banging tho.....OH, HOW COULD I FORGET THE BANGING???

    It wasn't there when I started!

    Uh huh :wink:
    Huh-uh.gif

    gif fail!
  • redheaddee
    redheaddee Posts: 2,005 Member
    My DH's would read:
    I:heart: urAss
    Now.
    and my personal fave...
    Dayum baby, yeehaw!

    (I :heart: being married to a captaincaveman-firefighter-cowboy :smooched: :smooched: )
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    Guess this is the wrong place to be looking for my cold beer. :grumble:
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member

    gif fail!

    Bite me! :smooched:
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member

    gif fail!

    Bite me! :smooched:

    ATT00020BitingOrange.jpeg

    Dam it. I can't decide on which one to use...
    I'm so indecisive today.

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  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    FAIL, fail, fail....:laugh:

    gif fail!

    Bite me! :smooched:

    img
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    FAIL, fail, fail....:laugh:

    gif fail!

    Bite me! :smooched:

    img

    I fixed mine, and then waffled, and then recapitulated.
  • ewartluft
    ewartluft Posts: 79 Member
    Hubby says I should say you forgot "I'd let her go down on me", "blow me", and "smack that".
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
    thats not me i have manners and i don't drink i'll go sit in the kitchen with the ladys. i don't mind
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    My DH's would read:
    I:heart: urAss
    Now.
    and my personal fave...
    Dayum baby, yeehaw!

    (I :heart: being married to a captaincaveman-firefighter-cowboy :smooched: :smooched: )

    Those would be acceptable.

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