The Smartest Person On MFP!

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  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    Did you know:

    "Cherries are one of the few foods that contain melatonin. In addition to helping regulate sleep patterns, melatonin is an important antioxidant that helps maintain optimum brain functioning and may deter the onset of age-related chronic diseases like Alzheimer’s. Research also suggests that the anthocyanins found in cherries further protect neural cells and promote brain health."

    Neither did I, but I know how to use Google to look smart.

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    everybody knows i'm going to win this thread. :drinker:

    NO! My brains have been tinkered with. I WIN! :explode:
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    Well you probably should with your name, but can't you see how brainy I am wearin glasses and all?

    naughty librarian look =/= brainy
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    my actual answer on the MENSA test, question 68.

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  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    my actual answer on the MENSA test, question 68.

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    Slowly hands you MY trophy. I give up. I am exhausted from studying ALL night. :laugh:
  • BeccaBollons
    BeccaBollons Posts: 652 Member
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    Well you probably should with your name, but can't you see how brainy I am wearin glasses and all?

    naughty librarian look =/= brainy

    Not even if I read a lot?

    Edit; ok just read back through the previous posts, didn't realise the glasses thing had already been done. With aplomb.
    So- I'm not THAT smart, but maybe smart enough?
  • RN514
    RN514 Posts: 1,107 Member
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    I'm a nurse. That means I'm smart, right??
  • Prettymisssparkles
    Prettymisssparkles Posts: 1,274 Member
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    my actual answer on the MENSA test, question 68.

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  • BeccaBollons
    BeccaBollons Posts: 652 Member
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    I'm a nurse. That means I'm smart, right??

    Only if you wear specs :)
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    I'm a nurse. That means I'm smart, right??

    Only if you wear specs :)

    no, that just makes her a naughty nurse. in which case... how YOU doin'?

    also, i'm back in the lead!

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  • xRiverX
    xRiverX Posts: 149 Member
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    The adult human brain weighs on average about 3 lbs. (1.5 kg)[1] with a volume of around 1130 cubic centimeters (cm3) in women and 1260 cm3 in men, although there is substantial individual variation................. :smokin:
  • GGDaddy
    GGDaddy Posts: 289 Member
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    I'm clearly the smartest person, because I know a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy...

    S'all good man!
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    So many people, just not realizing I already won and GAVE the trophy to the burro.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    So many people, just not realizing I already won and GAVE the trophy to the burro.

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  • Liftiteatit
    Liftiteatit Posts: 31
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    I'm in 12th grade with an unweighted 4.0 GPA :)
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    I'm in 12th grade with an unweighted 4.0 GPA :)

    i've got that beat...

    ...i stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night!
  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
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    Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

    I got to pet a baby tiger once. So soft.
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    So many people, just not realizing I already won and GAVE the trophy to the burro.

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    Yes, yes I do. I admire your brainy-ness, I admire your burro-ness.

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