Announcing Our New Fitness Partnership: Miley Cyrus TwerkIt!

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Announcing Our Newest Fitness Partnership: Miley Cyrus TwerkIt!
by NOT MyFitnessPal Staff

Tired of the same old boring fitness workouts? We can help!

We are excited to announce our newest partnership with Miley Cyrus for her TwerkIt! fitness routine. During this short 30 day course, designed especially for MFP members, Miley will expertly guide you through strenuous dance workouts which do not require any equipment, skill, or talent. She will have you sweating and loving every minute of it. Like your own personal trainer, Miley will help you target your legs, buttocks, and even your tongue!

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Once you have completed this fitness course, you will be able to bump and grind with the best of them. We guarantee it. Hurry, and sign up now!
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  • JDySart777
    JDySart777 Posts: 270 Member
    LMAO!!!! Twerk Miley, Miley, Miley, twerk!
  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
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  • ajewellmom
    ajewellmom Posts: 186 Member
    Sign me up . . . but do I need a hammer? What other apparatus might I need? Not sure I have enough room for a wrecking ball, but perhaps I can just use my son's swing in the back yard?
  • Joannesmith2818
    Joannesmith2818 Posts: 438 Member
    Lol.....god the tongue is vile
  • Gizziemoto
    Gizziemoto Posts: 430 Member
    My husband would not like me to twerk with anyone but him.
  • Sweetestthing87
    Sweetestthing87 Posts: 276 Member
    Does this class come with Liam too? If that is the case, sign me up! :bigsmile:

    *love this* :drinker:
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    I wonder how long it will take for anyone to notice this.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    :angry:
  • krouse83
    krouse83 Posts: 182 Member
    Does this class come with Liam too? If that is the case, sign me up! :bigsmile:

    *love this* :drinker:


    ^^Agreed!
  • Sovictorrious
    Sovictorrious Posts: 770 Member
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  • zombilishious
    zombilishious Posts: 1,250 Member
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  • lacroyx
    lacroyx Posts: 5,754 Member
    XD
  • prettigirl01
    prettigirl01 Posts: 548 Member
    im sure this is a joke
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    I love how everyone assumes Miley was the one who invented the "twerk", lol.
  • andy_geek
    andy_geek Posts: 85 Member
    Hahaha, this is great! Thank you for posting it :)
  • Bankman1989
    Bankman1989 Posts: 1,116 Member
    I love how everyone assumes Miley was the one who invented the "twerk", lol.

    Any one who is black KNOWS she didn't. Some stripper did..lol
  • LumpySpacePrincess1
    LumpySpacePrincess1 Posts: 388 Member
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  • zombilishious
    zombilishious Posts: 1,250 Member
    I love how everyone assumes Miley was the one who invented the "twerk", lol.

    Any one who is black KNOWS she didn't. Some stripper did..lol

    Strippers know what's hot...
  • RuleFive
    RuleFive Posts: 880 Member
    I love how everyone assumes Miley was the one who invented the "twerk", lol.

    Any one who is black KNOWS she didn't. Some stripper did..lol

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  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
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  • Jill_newimprovedversion
    Jill_newimprovedversion Posts: 988 Member
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    Time to have a LONG chat with my kitty cat. I've been SO naive...what kind of parent am I?
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    I love how everyone assumes Miley was the one who invented the "twerk", lol.

    Any one who is black KNOWS she didn't. Some stripper did..lol

    Um, I'm not black and I knew that.
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    I would do it. Because Miley's body looks fantastic despite everything else wrong with her.
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    I love how everyone assumes Miley was the one who invented the "twerk", lol.

    Any one who is black KNOWS she didn't. Some stripper did..lol

    Was it a black stripper?
  • MzManiak
    MzManiak Posts: 1,361 Member
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  • Bankman1989
    Bankman1989 Posts: 1,116 Member
    I love how everyone assumes Miley was the one who invented the "twerk", lol.

    Any one who is black KNOWS she didn't. Some stripper did..lol

    Um, I'm not black and I knew that.

    I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT OTHER RACES NOT KNOWING AND NEVER MENTIONED A "BLACK STRIPPER" AT ALL..BUT IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW SHE'S THE ONE WHO SITS ON HUSBANDS LAPS FOR MONEY WHEN HE'S FEELING LONELY..LOL AND I'M NOT YELLING JUST ACCIDENTALLY KEPT THE CAP LOCK ON..I KNOW ITS ANNOYING..IT ANNOYS ME BECAUSE ITS UNNECCESSARY. BUT FOR SOME REASON I CAN'T STOP. I GUESS THE CAPS LOCK OVERS THE INDIVIDUAL WHO IS TYPING. WOW I FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO...
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    I love how everyone assumes Miley was the one who invented the "twerk", lol.

    Any one who is black KNOWS she didn't. Some stripper did..lol

    Um, not black and I knew it. Its been around for a while. There have even been "twerking" gifs all over MFP months before Miley's big twerkbue. She just made it infamous.
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    Kate Upton posted her youtube video at least 2 years before Miley did her little stunt.
  • RuleFive
    RuleFive Posts: 880 Member
    I love how everyone assumes Miley was the one who invented the "twerk", lol.

    Any one who is black KNOWS she didn't. Some stripper did..lol

    Um, I'm not black and I knew that.

    I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT OTHER RACES NOT KNOWING AND NEVER MENTIONED A "BLACK STRIPPER" AT ALL..BUT IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW SHE'S THE ONE WHO SITS ON HUSBANDS LAPS FOR MONEY WHEN HE'S FEELING LONELY..LOL AND I'M NOT YELLING JUST ACCIDENTALLY KEPT THE CAP LOCK ON..I KNOW ITS ANNOYING..IT ANNOYS ME BECAUSE ITS UNNECCESSARY. BUT FOR SOME REASON I CAN'T STOP. I GUESS THE CAPS LOCK OVERS THE INDIVIDUAL WHO IS TYPING. WOW I FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO...

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  • RuleFive
    RuleFive Posts: 880 Member
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