Cleanse!!!1!

I just read this hilarious article: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/kelly-maclean/surviving-whole-foods_b_3895583.html

When I got to this paragraph I thought of some of the threads I've seen on MFP and I had to share:

"I pass the table where the guy invites me to join a group cleanse he's leading. For $179.99 I can not-eat not-alone... not-gonna-happen. They're doing the cleanse where you consume nothing but lemon juice, cayenne pepper and fiber pills for 10 days, what's that one called again? Oh, yeah...anorexia. I went on a cleanse once; it was a mixed blessing. On the one hand, I detoxified, I purified, I lost weight. On the other hand, I fell asleep on the highway, fantasized about eating a pigeon, and crapped my pants. I think I'll stick with the whole eating thing."