Funnest two items to purchase together

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  • Jaided35
    Jaided35 Posts: 24
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    Diapers and condoms. I kid you not. At 2am no less. The woman at the counter gave me the weirdest look. My response " ya I guess I should have bought the condoms sooner or I wouldn't need the diapers" LOL
  • TeamDale
    TeamDale Posts: 383 Member
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    condoms and bananas
  • Aeramis13
    Aeramis13 Posts: 135 Member
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    I once worked on a play that required me to purchase unlubricated condoms, 2 small oranges and 1 can of redi-whip every 3-4 days for about a month.
  • ChristinaOrtiz23
    ChristinaOrtiz23 Posts: 1,546 Member
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    Duck Tape and Garbage bags :devil:
  • Yeller_Sensation
    Yeller_Sensation Posts: 373 Member
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    condoms...and a pineapple

    This made me LOL a wee bit too loudly at work ... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • obrientp
    obrientp Posts: 546 Member
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    Liquid Drano and soup.
  • jamiem1102
    jamiem1102 Posts: 1,196 Member
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    Condoms and Disposable Camera
  • Pangea250
    Pangea250 Posts: 965 Member
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    buying two different sized condoms at the same time...
    Best answer!
  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
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    Pregnancy test and coat hangars
  • pepperpat64
    pepperpat64 Posts: 423 Member
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    10 boxes of RID (lice killer) & an enema

    (Really. I had to do this once. I was horrified. RID was for a pony and the enema was for a newborn foal, but the cashier didn't know this.) I don't shop at that store anymore.

    FTW
  • mrsfoster102613
    mrsfoster102613 Posts: 126 Member
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    Millions of cans of cat food (I'm counting that as one item) and a 12-pack of Keystone. Btw, this was not my purchase but that of the woman in front of me. Just had to throw that out there.
  • callmenikita
    callmenikita Posts: 118 Member
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    Was out camping for a scuba trip one time and ran into town to grab some hotdogs for dinner and some petroleum jelly for my dive mask.



    Awwwwkwarrrrrrd,


    that's what the petroleum was for? :noway: ...SURE
  • SamMorBelsmom
    SamMorBelsmom Posts: 164 Member
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    Pregnancy test and coat hangars

    This one made me laugh out loud!!

    I used to work at a convenience store for 5 years and 3 times, teenage girls came in (all different, at different times) and bought, I kid you now...condoms, midol, plan b, and a pregnancy test. Seriously? I was the one giving funny looks at that one.
  • treesloth
    treesloth Posts: 162 Member
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    Roses and chloroform?
    Crowbar and duct tape? (Note: Take a photo of the clerk just before you leave.)


    And, found this...

    Guy walks into a drug store, looks around nervously, and then talks to the sales clerk, “I’m embarrassed to admit it, but I’m here for condoms, and I’ve never bought them before, so I don’t know what I should get.”
    The sales clerk smiles and says, “I’d recommend this box of condoms. They’re high quality, pre-lubricated, and cost just $3 for the box, a real bargain.”
    “Okay,” the customer says, “I’ll take a box.”
    The clerk rings up the sale and says, “Okay, that’ll be $3.25.”
    The customer looks confused. “What’s the 25 cents for?”
    “That’s for tax,” the clerk explains.
    The customer winces, and says, “Ow! I thought they just stayed on by themselves?!”
  • AbstractAsterism
    AbstractAsterism Posts: 153 Member
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    Lead pipe, plastic sheeting, duct tape.

    I was helping my mom with the plumbing in the crawlspace under the house. The cashier blinked and said "please tell me you're not planning on offing someone.."

    And yes I know it's three but they wouldn't have made sense without the third. :)
  • realgirlswearpearls
    realgirlswearpearls Posts: 8 Member
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    vegetarian burgers and a pack of bacon....I have a friend who goes to restaurants - orders a veggie burger and asks for bacon on it....the waitresses always look very confused
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
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    Pregnancy test and coat hangars

    Happy Birthday Grandpa card & Ky
  • Debbie_Ferr
    Debbie_Ferr Posts: 582 Member
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    ok, 1 item:
    Tampons from the convience store.

    And then the clerk asked if I wanted a book of matches. WTH ??

    (The person in front of me purchased cigarettes & the clerk gave her matches.
    So guess the clerk was trying to be funny with me.)
  • boatyboat
    boatyboat Posts: 60 Member
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    vegetarian burgers and a pack of bacon....I have a friend who goes to restaurants - orders a veggie burger and asks for bacon on it....the waitresses always look very confused

    I go to restaurants and order salads with no lettuce.
  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
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    Baby formula and wine.

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