Funnest two items to purchase together

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  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    little kid cartoon underwear and astro glide.
  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    I am cracking up at some of these. This is great, I may have to try a few.
  • christinemadden0223
    christinemadden0223 Posts: 175 Member
    This weekend my boyfriend and I went to Walgreens and got tampons and lube lol he cashier was trying not to laugh
  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
    Pregnancy test and vodka.
  • Grimmerick
    Grimmerick Posts: 3,342 Member
    condoms and miracle grow
  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
    Shotgun and wedding dress.
  • SmallMimi
    SmallMimi Posts: 541 Member
    condoms and miracle grow

    TOO Funny!
  • thoshowski
    thoshowski Posts: 135 Member
    I once went to Safeway with my sister and bought Strawberry Jam and the largest bottle of sunlight dish soap. Those were the only two things we bought. We got some funny looks.
  • ummlovelovesyou
    ummlovelovesyou Posts: 1,024 Member
    The morning after pill and a bouquet of flowers.
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    Was out camping for a scuba trip one time and ran into town to grab some hotdogs for dinner and some petroleum jelly for my dive mask.



    Awwwwkwarrrrrrd,
  • Jaided35
    Jaided35 Posts: 24
    Diapers and condoms. I kid you not. At 2am no less. The woman at the counter gave me the weirdest look. My response " ya I guess I should have bought the condoms sooner or I wouldn't need the diapers" LOL
  • TeamDale
    TeamDale Posts: 383 Member
    condoms and bananas
  • Aeramis13
    Aeramis13 Posts: 135 Member
    I once worked on a play that required me to purchase unlubricated condoms, 2 small oranges and 1 can of redi-whip every 3-4 days for about a month.
  • ChristinaOrtiz23
    ChristinaOrtiz23 Posts: 1,546 Member
    Duck Tape and Garbage bags :devil:
  • Yeller_Sensation
    Yeller_Sensation Posts: 373 Member
    condoms...and a pineapple

    This made me LOL a wee bit too loudly at work ... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • obrientp
    obrientp Posts: 546 Member
    Liquid Drano and soup.
  • jamiem1102
    jamiem1102 Posts: 1,196 Member
    Condoms and Disposable Camera
  • Pangea250
    Pangea250 Posts: 965 Member
    buying two different sized condoms at the same time...
    Best answer!
  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
    Pregnancy test and coat hangars
  • pepperpat64
    pepperpat64 Posts: 423 Member
    10 boxes of RID (lice killer) & an enema

    (Really. I had to do this once. I was horrified. RID was for a pony and the enema was for a newborn foal, but the cashier didn't know this.) I don't shop at that store anymore.

    FTW
  • mrsfoster102613
    mrsfoster102613 Posts: 126 Member
    Millions of cans of cat food (I'm counting that as one item) and a 12-pack of Keystone. Btw, this was not my purchase but that of the woman in front of me. Just had to throw that out there.
  • callmenikita
    callmenikita Posts: 118 Member
    Was out camping for a scuba trip one time and ran into town to grab some hotdogs for dinner and some petroleum jelly for my dive mask.



    Awwwwkwarrrrrrd,


    that's what the petroleum was for? :noway: ...SURE
  • SamMorBelsmom
    SamMorBelsmom Posts: 164 Member
    Pregnancy test and coat hangars

    This one made me laugh out loud!!

    I used to work at a convenience store for 5 years and 3 times, teenage girls came in (all different, at different times) and bought, I kid you now...condoms, midol, plan b, and a pregnancy test. Seriously? I was the one giving funny looks at that one.
  • treesloth
    treesloth Posts: 162 Member
    Roses and chloroform?
    Crowbar and duct tape? (Note: Take a photo of the clerk just before you leave.)


    And, found this...

    Guy walks into a drug store, looks around nervously, and then talks to the sales clerk, “I’m embarrassed to admit it, but I’m here for condoms, and I’ve never bought them before, so I don’t know what I should get.”
    The sales clerk smiles and says, “I’d recommend this box of condoms. They’re high quality, pre-lubricated, and cost just $3 for the box, a real bargain.”
    “Okay,” the customer says, “I’ll take a box.”
    The clerk rings up the sale and says, “Okay, that’ll be $3.25.”
    The customer looks confused. “What’s the 25 cents for?”
    “That’s for tax,” the clerk explains.
    The customer winces, and says, “Ow! I thought they just stayed on by themselves?!”
  • AbstractAsterism
    AbstractAsterism Posts: 153 Member
    Lead pipe, plastic sheeting, duct tape.

    I was helping my mom with the plumbing in the crawlspace under the house. The cashier blinked and said "please tell me you're not planning on offing someone.."

    And yes I know it's three but they wouldn't have made sense without the third. :)
  • realgirlswearpearls
    realgirlswearpearls Posts: 8 Member
    vegetarian burgers and a pack of bacon....I have a friend who goes to restaurants - orders a veggie burger and asks for bacon on it....the waitresses always look very confused
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    Pregnancy test and coat hangars

    Happy Birthday Grandpa card & Ky
  • Debbie_Ferr
    Debbie_Ferr Posts: 582 Member
    ok, 1 item:
    Tampons from the convience store.

    And then the clerk asked if I wanted a book of matches. WTH ??

    (The person in front of me purchased cigarettes & the clerk gave her matches.
    So guess the clerk was trying to be funny with me.)
  • boatyboat
    boatyboat Posts: 60 Member
    vegetarian burgers and a pack of bacon....I have a friend who goes to restaurants - orders a veggie burger and asks for bacon on it....the waitresses always look very confused

    I go to restaurants and order salads with no lettuce.
  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
    Baby formula and wine.

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