what? an accurate horoscope... yeah, I know, shut up!
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I'm a TAURUS and it was dead on. There the secret is out.0
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TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20)
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth!
Aggressive? Maybe in a passive-aggressive way (or a sneaky backed I will get my way but make you think it's what you want way)
Outgoing? O_O.... ah, no. I hate groups of people, specially random strangers.
Love to help - yes, to the point of ignoring myself
Self-centered (and the if they want something they will do anything to get it) - yes and no (to both)
Love to sleep - nope, can't sleep (life long insomnia) and yes, I can be (and am) lazy (at times)
Yes - DO NOT MESS WITH ME, I will be your best friend and make you wish your were NEVER BORN
Attractive - O_O yeah, ah... nope.
And getting the "nose" ring (septum) makes me feel 100% more bullheaded0 -
VIRGO - The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22)
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only.
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I'm a Sagittarius and this is dead on.0
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CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19)
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini's. Likes to cook but would rather go out to eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart.
"Love to bust"? Is that a complete sentence? WTH?
Bust one, maybe? I can't say I've ever found you annoying, and if you ever bust one, I'd love you even more. :bigsmile:
I don't get the "Lame One" for Libra, but it was pretty accurate, I think. It's pretty rare for me to hold a grudge. I usually just let it go.0 -
LIBRA - The Lame One (September 23 to October 22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with... you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic.
Dont know how I feel about the "lame one!" Seems mostly accurate except for hopeless romantic...mmmm..no.0 -
ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny... Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.
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GEMINI - The Twin (May 21 to June 20)
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosy. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.
I am totally butthurt but I forgive you :flowerforyou:0 -
I'm an Aries and some points are right. Especially about the always having to be right part.0
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Pisces power!0
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A wild Aquarius!! Nailed me!!
AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they're not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out.0 -
ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny... Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.
Hmm... I am definitely outgoing, lovable and spontaneous. You can mess with me though, I'm patient! I can be funny, depends on the audience. I think I'm a decent kisser, but I find it odd that most signs say the same thing on that. Adorable? Well, yes. My relationships with people are incredibly important to me, my family most of all. I definitely am generous, it sucks sometimes. Addictive, yes. Loud, yes. I don't need to be right but it's nice and yes, I will argue forever if you let me. Are we the most wonderful people in the world? Probably not, but everyone has goals, right?
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Spot on for me, im an Aquarius and i will take on just about any project at work
"Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story" <- I dont know why i suck so much at telling stories, i just do!
Hey fellow Aquarius!!:drinker:0 -
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I haven't seen a Gemini that will agree with this one yet! I don't think I'm loud!0
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GEMINI - The Twin (May 21 to June 20)
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosy. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.
Hahahahahaha! Um, no.0 -
You sound fun. :flowerforyou:0 -
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I'm a Sagittarius and this is dead on.
Told ya!
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PISCES - The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20)
Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the center of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humor!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be.
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LEO - The Lion (July 23 to August 22)
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo's problem becomes everyone's problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.
This is pretty dead on except for the the grouchy and childish....seriously what the fuk is tha *kitten* all you can burn in hell this place sucks I'm gonna leave this stupid site forever!0
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