Hee hee ha ha....thought I would share a joke today

Mesmereyes
Mesmereyes Posts: 83 Member
edited September 21 in Chit-Chat
A SHORT “LOVE” STORY…………

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying ..........
''Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied…..…………….
"Get your own damn blanket!"

After a moment of silence..........he farted.

The End

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  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
    :laugh: :laugh:
  • blh_1010
    blh_1010 Posts: 284 Member
    LOL! :) TOO FUNNY! :) LOVE IT! :)
  • juday3
    juday3 Posts: 78 Member
    Thats great! :laugh:
  • joleanrook
    joleanrook Posts: 117
    :laugh: :heart: :laugh:
  • mem50
    mem50 Posts: 1,384 Member
    Love It, Love It!!!!!! Thank you so much.....I think we all need a little Funny Funny, Ha Ha in our lives. I "bout fell off my chair. :laugh: :happy: :bigsmile:
  • tater8589
    tater8589 Posts: 616
    That is AWESOME!!! :laugh:
  • roylawrence87
    roylawrence87 Posts: 970 Member
    Sounds about right!
  • JennS19
    JennS19 Posts: 642 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Too funny!!
  • mamagooskie
    mamagooskie Posts: 2,964 Member
    LOL!! yup that about sums it up!!
  • wolf23
    wolf23 Posts: 4,263 Member
    LOVE IT! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • precioustypeoflove
    precioustypeoflove Posts: 197 Member
    very cute
  • lifeisgoodBev
    lifeisgoodBev Posts: 11
    lol very cute
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
    An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.

    A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam..I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"

    "Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."

    "But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.

    The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 75 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"

    I love a practical woman!
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