Musical Monday's Earworms!

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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,227 Member
    I HATE THIS SONG!

    Yeah way down yonder on the chattahoochee
    It gets hotter than a hoochie coochie
    We layed rubber on the georgia asphalt
    We got a litte crazy but we never got caught

    Down by the river on a friday night
    Pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight
    Talkin' 'bout cars and dreamin 'bout women
    Never had a plan just a livin' for the minute

    Yeah way down yonder on the chattahoochee
    Never knew how much that muddy water meant to me
    But i learned how to swim and i learned who i was
    Alot about livin' and a little 'bout love

    Well we fogged up the windows in my old chevy
    I was willin' but she wasn't ready
    So i settled for a burger and a grape snow cone
    Dropped her off early but i didn't go home

    Down by the river on a friday night
    Pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight
    Talkin' bout cars and dreamin' 'bout women
    Never had a plan just a livin' for the minute

    Yeah way down yonder on the chattahoochee
    Never knew how much that muddy water meant to me
    But i learned how to swim and i learned who i was
    A lot 'bout livin' and a little 'bout love

    Yeah way down yonder on the chattahoochee
    It gets hotter than a hoochie coochie
    We layed rubber on the georgia asphalt
    We got a litte crazy but we never got caught

    Well we fogged up the windows in my old chevy
    I was willin' but she wasn't ready
    So i settled for a burger and a grape snow cone
    Dropped her off early but i didn't go home

    Down by the river on a friday night
    Pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight
    Talkin' bout cars and dreamin' 'bout women
    Never had a plan just a livin' for the minute

    Yeah way down yonder on the chattahoochee
    Never knew how much that muddy water meant to me
    But i learned how to swim and i learned who i was
    A lot 'bout livin' and a little 'bout love
    Alot about livin' and a little 'bout love
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,227 Member
    I LOVE THIS SONG!

    I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
    I want a girl who knows what's best
    I want a girl with shoes that cut
    And eyes that burn like cigarettes

    I want a girl with the right allocations
    Who's fast and thorough
    And sharp as a tack
    She's playing with her jewelry
    She's putting up her hair
    She's touring the facility
    And picking up slack

    I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnng jacket......

    I want a girl who gets up early
    I want a girl who stays up late
    I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
    Who uses a machete to cut through red tape
    With fingernails that shine like justice
    And a voice that is dark like tinted glass

    She is fast and thorough
    And sharp as a tack
    She's touring the facility
    And picking up slack

    I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnng.... lonnng jacket

    I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
    I want a girl with good dividends
    At Citibank we will meet accidentally
    We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen

    She wants a car with a cupholder arm rest
    She wants a car that will get her there
    She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen
    She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler La Baron

    I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnggggggggg jacket
  • mommabenefield
    mommabenefield Posts: 1,329 Member
    Sorry... but THIS is the ultimate karaoke song!


    First I was afraid, I was petrified
    kept thinking I could never live without you
    by my side
    But then I spent so many nights
    thinking in how you did me wrong
    and I grew strong
    and I learned how to get along

    And so you're back from outer space
    I just walked in to find you here with that sad
    look upon your face
    I should have changed that stupid lock
    I should have made you leave your key
    If I'd had known for just one second
    you'd be back to bother me

    Oh now go, walk out the door
    Just turn around now
    cause you're not welcome anymore
    Weren't you the one who tried
    to hurt me with goodbye?
    Did you think I'd crumble?
    Did you think I'd lay down and die?

    Oh no not I
    I will survive
    Oh as long as I know how to love
    I know I'll stay alive
    I've got all my life to live
    and I've got all my love to give
    and I'll survive, I will survive hey hey

    It took all the strength I had
    not to fall apart
    Just trying hard to mend the pieces
    of my broken heart

    And I spent oh so many nights
    just feeling sorry for myself
    I used to cry
    but now I hold my head up high
    And you see in me, somebody new
    I'm not that chained up little person
    still in love with you
    And so you felt like dropping in
    and just expect me to be free
    but now I'm saving all my loving
    for someone who's loving me

    Oh now go, walk out the door
    Just turn around now
    cause you're not welcome anymore
    Weren't you the one who tried
    to break me with goodbye?
    Did you think I'd crumble?
    Did you think I'd lay down and die?

    Oh no not I
    I will survive
    Oh as long as I know how to love
    I know I'll stay alive
    I've got all my life to live
    and I've got all my love to give
    and I'll survive
    I will survive
    hey, hey

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  • mommabenefield
    mommabenefield Posts: 1,329 Member
    Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!!!


    Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya
    Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
    Key Largo, Montego,
    baby why don't we go,
    Jamaica

    Off the Florida Keys
    there's a place called Kokomo
    That's where you wanna go
    to get away from it all
    Bodies in the sand,
    tropical drink melting in your hand
    We'll be falling in love
    to the rhythm of a steel drum band
    Down in Kokomo

    [Chorus:]
    Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take you to
    Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
    Key Largo Montego,
    baby why don't we go
    Ooh I wanna take you down to Kokomo,
    we'll get there fast
    and then we'll take it slow
    That's where we wanna go,
    way down in Kokomo.

    Martinique, that Monserrat mystique...

    We'll put out to sea
    and we'll perfect our chemistry
    By and by we'll defy
    a little bit of gravity
    Afternoon delight,
    cocktails and moonlit nights
    That dreamy look in your eye,
    give me a tropical contact high
    Way down in Kokomo

    [Chorus]

    Port au Prince, I wanna catch a glimpse...

    Everybody knows a little place like Kokomo
    Now if you wanna go to get away from it all
    Go down to Kokomo
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,251 Member
    Ok you guys asked for it



    Is this the real life?
    Is this just fantasy?
    Caught in a landslide,
    No escape from reality.

    Open your eyes,
    Look up to the skies and see,
    I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,
    Because I'm easy come, easy go,
    Little high, little low,
    Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me.

    Mama, just killed a man,
    Put a gun against his head,
    Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.
    Mama, life had just begun,
    But now I've gone and thrown it all away.

    Mama, ooh,
    Didn't mean to make you cry,
    If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
    Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.

    Too late, my time has come,
    Sent shivers down my spine,
    Body's aching all the time.
    Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
    Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.

    Mama, ooh (any way the wind blows),
    I don't wanna die,
    I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.

    I see a little silhouetto of a man,
    Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
    Thunderbolt and lightning,
    Very, very frightening me.
    (Galileo) Galileo.
    (Galileo) Galileo,
    Galileo Figaro
    Magnifico.

    I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me.
    He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
    Spare him his life from this monstrosity.

    Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
    Bismillah! No, we will not let you go.
    (Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go.
    (Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go.
    (Let me go) Will not let you go.
    (Let me go) Will not let you go.
    (Never, never, never let me go) Ah.
    No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
    (Oh, mama mia, mama mia) Mama mia, let me go.
    Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.

    So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
    So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
    Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
    Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.

    (Oh, yeah, oh yeah)

    Nothing really matters,
    Anyone can see,
    Nothing really matters,
    Nothing really matters to me.

    Any way the wind blows.
  • mommabenefield
    mommabenefield Posts: 1,329 Member
    i love this game :laugh:

    Vulcanize the whoopee stick
    In the ham wallet

    Cattle prod the oyster ditch
    With the lap rocket

    Batter dip the cranny ax
    In the gut locker

    Retrofit the pudding hatch
    Ooh la la
    With the boink swatter

    If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
    In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
    I Brazilian wax poetic so pathetically
    I don't wanna beat around the bush

    Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
    Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

    Marinate the nether rod
    In the squish mitten

    Power drill the yippee bog
    With the dude piston

    Pressure wash the quiver bone
    In the ***** wrinkle

    Cannonball the fiddle cove
    Ooh la la
    With the pork steeple

    If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
    In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
    I Brazilian wax poetic so pathetically
    I don't wanna beat around the bush

    Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
    Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

    Put the you know what in the you know where
    Put the you know what in the you know where
    Put the you know what in the you know where
    Put the you know what in the you know where pronto
  • mommabenefield
    mommabenefield Posts: 1,329 Member
    Try to get this one out of your head :devil:

    Eta: notice the Prince Tribute :laugh:

    Ha ha, well now, we call this the act of mating
    But there are several other very important differences
    Between human beings and animals that you should know about
    I'd appreciate your input

    Sweat baby, sweat baby
    Sex is a Texas drought me
    And you do the kind of stuff
    That only Prince would sing about

    So put your hands down my pants
    And I'll bet you'll feel nuts
    Yes, I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert
    And you're getting two thumbs up

    You've had enough of two hand touch
    You want it rough, you're out of bounds
    I want to you smothered, want you covered
    Like my waffle house, hash, browns

    Comin' quicker than Fed Ex
    Never reaching apex like Coca Cola stock
    You are inclined to make me rise an hour early
    Just like daylight savings time

    You and me baby, aint nothin but mammals
    So lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
    You and me baby, aint nothin but mammals
    So lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

    Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
    Like the lost catacombs of Egypt
    Only God knows where we stuck it
    Hieroglyphics

    Let me be specific
    I wanna be down in your south seas
    But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean
    Means small craft advisory

    So if I capsize on your thighs, high tide
    B 5, you sunk my battleship
    Please turn me on
    Im Mr.Coffee with an automatic drip

    So show me yours, Ill show you mine
    Tool time, youll love it just like Lyle
    And then well do it doggy style
    So we can both watch X-files

    You and me baby, aint nothin but mammals
    So lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
    You and me baby, aint nothin but mammals
    So lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

    You and me baby, aint nothin but mammals
    So lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
    You and me baby, aint nothin but mammals
    So lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

    You and me baby, aint nothin but mammals
    So lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
    You and me baby, aint nothin but mammals
    So lets do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,227 Member
    Brass Monkey, that funky Monkey
    Brass Monkey junkie, that funky Monkey

    Got this dance that's more than real
    Drink Brass Monkey, here's how you feel
    Put your left leg down, your right leg up
    Tilt your head back, let's finish the cup
    M.C.A. with the bottle, D rocks the can

    Adrock gets nice with Charlie Chan
    We're offered Moet, we don't mind Chivas
    Wherever we go with bring the Monkey with us
    Adrock drinks three, Mike D is D

    Double R foots the bill most definitely
    I drink Brass Monkey and I rock well
    I got a Castle in Brooklyn
    That's where I dwell

    Brass Monkey, that funky Monkey
    Brass Monkey junkie, that funky Monkey

    'Cause I drink it anytime and anyplace
    When it's time to get ill, I pour it on my face
    Monkey tastes Def when you pour it on ice
    Come on y'all, it's time to get nice

    Coolin' by the lockers, gettin' kind of funky
    Me and the crew, we're drinking Brass Monkey
    This girl walked by, she gave me the eye
    I reached in the locker, grabbed the Spanish Fly

    I put it with the Monkey, mixed it in the cup
    Went over to the girl, "Yo baby, what's up?"
    I offered her a sip, the girl she gave me lip
    It did begin, the stuff wore in and now she's on my tip

    Brass Monkey, that funky Monkey
    Brass Monkey junkie, that funky Monkey

    Step up to the bar, put the girl down
    She takes a big gulp and slaps it around
    Take a sip, you can do it, you get right to it
    We had a case in the place and we went right through it

    You got a dry Martini, thinking you're cool
    I'll take your place at the bar, I smack you off your stool
    I'll down a '40 dog in a single gulp
    And if you got beef you'll get beat to a pulp

    Monkey and parties and reelin' and rockin'
    Def, def girls, girls, all y'all jockin'
    The song and dance keeping you in a trance
    If you don't buy my record, I got my advance

    I drink it, I think it, I see it, I be it
    I love Brass Monkey but I won't give D it
    We got the bottle, you got the cup
    Come on everybody let's get fff

    Brass Monkey, that funky Monkey
    Brass Monkey junkie, that funky Monkey
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,251 Member
    I don't practice Santeria
    I ain't got no crystal ball
    Well, I had a million dollars but I, I'd spend it all.
    If I could find that Heina, and that Sancho that she's found.
    Well I'd pop a cap in Sancho & I'd slap her down.

    What I really wanna know, mah baby, mmmm...
    What I really wanna say I can't define.
    Well it's love, that I need. Ohh...

    My soul will have to, wait till I get back, find a Heina of my own.
    Daddy's gonna love one and all.
    I feel the break, feel the break, feel the break and I gotta live it up.
    Oh, yeah, uh huh.
    Well I swear that I.

    What I really wanna know, ahh baby.
    What I really wanna say I can't define, got love make it go.
    My soul will have to...

    [Instrumental Break]

    Ooooo...
    What I really wanna say, mah baby.
    What I really wanna say is I've got mine, and I'll make it, oh yes I'm coming up.

    Tell Sanchito that if he knows what is good for him he best go run and hide.
    Daddy's got a new Forty-Five.
    And I won't think twice to stick that barrel straight down Sancho's throat.
    Believe me when I say that I got somethin' for his punk *kitten*.

    What I really wanna know, mah baby.
    Ooh What I really wanna say is there's just one, way back, and I'll make it, yeah.
    My soul will have to wait, yeah, yeah, yeah.



    I can do this all day. I practically live at a kareoke bar !!!:drinker:
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,227 Member
    You show us everything you've got
    You keep on dancing and the room gets hot
    You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy

    You say you wanna go for a spin
    The party's just begun, we'll let you in
    You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy

    You keep on shouting, you keep on shouting

    I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day
    I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day
    I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day
    I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day

    You keep on saying you'll be mine for a while
    You're looking fancy and I like your style
    You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy

    You show us everything you've got
    Baby, baby that's quite a lot
    And you drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy

    You keep on shouting, you keep on shouting

    I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day
    I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day
    I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day
    I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day

    You keep on shouting, you keep on shouting

    I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day
    I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day
    I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day
    I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day
    I wanna rock and roll
  • bloominheck
    bloominheck Posts: 869 Member
    You and I go hard, at each other like we going to war
    You and I go rough, we keep throwing things and slammin' the door
    You and I get so, damn dysfunctional we stopped keeping score
    You and I get sick, yah I know that we can't do this no more

    But baby there you again, there you again making me love you
    Yeah I stopped using my head, using my head let it all go
    Got you stuck on my body, on my body like a tattoo
    And now i'm feeling stupid, feeling stupid crawling back to you
    So I cross my heart, and I hope to die, that I'll only stay with you one more night
    And I know I said it a million times
    But i'll only stay with you one more night

    Trying to tell you no, but my body keeps on telling you yes
    Trying to tell you stop, but your lipstick got me so out of breath
    I'd be waking up, in the morning probably hating myself
    And i'd be waking up, feeling satisfied but guilty as hell

    But baby there you go again, there you go again making me love you
    Yeah I stopped using my head, using my head let it all go
    Got you stuck on my body, on my body like a tattoo
    And now i'm feeling stupid, feeling stupid crawling back to you
    So I cross my heart, and I hope to die, that i'll only stay with you one more night
    And I know i've said it a million times
    But i'll only stay with you one more night

    Yeah baby give me one more night
    Yeah baby give me one more night
    Yeah baby give me one more night

    But baby there you again, there you again making me love you
    Yeah I stopped using my head, using my head let it all go
    Got you stuck on my body, on my body like a tattoo
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

    So I cross my heart, and I hope to die, that i'll only stay with you one more night
    And I know i've said it a million times
    But i'll only stay with you one more night

    (yeah baby give me one more night)

    So I cross my heart, and I hope to die, that i'll only stay with you one more night
    And I know i've said it a million times
    But i'll only stay with you one more night
  • mommabenefield
    mommabenefield Posts: 1,329 Member
    "Bye, Bye, Bye"

    (Hey, Hey)
    Bye, Bye, Bye
    Bye, Bye...
    Bye, Bye...
    Oh, Oh..

    I'm doin' this tonight,
    You're probably gonna start a fight.
    I know this can't be right.
    Hey baby come on,
    I loved you endlessly,
    When you weren't there for me.
    So now it's time to leave and make it alone
    I know that I can't take no more
    It ain't no lie
    I wanna see you out that door
    Baby, bye, bye, bye...

    Bye Bye
    Don't wanna be a fool for you
    Just another player in your game for two
    You may hate me but it ain't no lie,
    Baby, bye, bye, bye...
    Bye Bye
    Don't really wanna make it tough,
    I just wanna tell you that I had enough.
    It might sound crazy,
    But it ain't no lie,
    Baby, bye, bye, bye

    (Oh, Oh)
    Just hit me with the truth,
    Now, girl you're more than welcome to.
    So give me one good reason,
    Baby come on
    I live for you and me,
    And now I really come to see,
    That life would be much better once you're gone.

    I know that I can't take no more
    It ain't no lie,
    I wanna see you out that door
    Baby, bye, bye, bye...
    Bye Bye
    Don't wanna be a fool for you
    Just another player in your game for two
    You may hate me but it ain't no lie,
    Baby Bye, bye, bye...
    Bye Bye
    Don't really wanna make it tough,
    I just wanna tell you that I had enough (ooh ooh)
    It might sound crazy,
    But it ain't no lie,
    Baby, bye, bye, bye

    I'm giving up I know for sure
    I don't wanna be the reason for your love no more
    Bye Bye
    I'm checkin' out
    I'm signin' off
    Don't wanna be the loser and I've had enough

    Don't wanna be your fool
    In this game for two
    So I'm leavin' you behind
    Bye, bye, bye...

    I don't wanna make it tough (wanna make it tough)
    But I had enough
    And it ain't no lie (Bye, bye baby...)
    Bye, Bye
    Don't wanna be a fool for you
    Just another player in your game for two (I don't wanna be your fool)
    But it ain't no lie
    Baby bye, bye, bye...

    Don't really wanna make it tough (don't really wanna make it tough),
    I just wanna tell you that I had enough (that I had enough).
    Might sound crazy,
    But it ain't no lie,
    Bye, bye, bye
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,251 Member
    I won a vacation with this one



    Never know how much I love you
    Never know how much I care
    When you put your arms around me
    I get a fever that's so hard to bear

    You give me fever, when you kiss me
    Fever when you hold me tight
    Fever in the mornin', a fever all through the night

    Sun lights up the day time
    Moon lights up the night
    I light up when you call my name
    And you know I'm gonna treat you right

    You give me fever, when you kiss me
    Fever when you hold me tight
    Fever in the mornin'
    A fever all through the night

    Everybody's got the fever
    That is somethin' you all know
    Fever isn't such a new thing
    Fever started long ago

    Romeo loved Juliet
    Juliet she felt the same
    When he put his arms around her
    He said, "Julie baby you're my flame"

    Thou givest fever, when we kisseth
    Fever with thy flaming youth
    Fever I'm on fire
    Fever yeah I burn forsooth

    Captain Smith and Pocahontas
    Had a very mad affair
    When her daddy tried to kill him
    She said, "Daddy oh don't you dare"

    He gives me fever with his kisses
    Fever when he holds me tight
    Fever, I'm his missus
    And daddy won't you treat him right?

    Now you've listened to my story
    Here's the point that I have made
    Chicks were born to give you fever
    Be it Fahrenheit or centigrade

    They give you fever when we kiss them
    Fever if you live and learn
    Fever till you sizzle
    Oh what a lovely way to burn

    What a lovely way to burn
    What a lovely way to burn
    And what a lovely way to burn



    Read more: Peggy Lee - Fever Lyrics | MetroLyrics
  • mommabenefield
    mommabenefield Posts: 1,329 Member
    Nibblin' on sponge cake,
    watchin' the sun bake;
    All of those tourists covered with oil.
    Strummin' my six string on my front porch swing.
    Smell those shrimp
    They're beginnin' to boil.

    Wasted away again in Margaritaville,
    Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.
    Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
    But I know it's nobody's fault.

    Don't know the reason,
    Stayed here all season
    With nothing to show but this brand new tattoo.
    But it's a real beauty,
    A Mexican cutie, how it got here
    I haven't a clue.

    Wasted away again in Margaritaville,
    Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.
    Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
    Now I think, - hell it could be my fault.

    I blew out my flip flop,
    Stepped on a pop top,
    Cut my heel, had to cruise on back home.
    But there's booze in the blender,
    And soon it will render
    That frozen concoction that helps me hang on.

    Wasted away again in Margaritaville
    Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.
    Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
    But I know, it's my own damn fault.
    Yes, and some people claim that there's a woman to blame
    And I know it's my own damn fault.
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,251 Member
    Favorite end of the night song


    Hey yeah!

    Well five thirty P.M. rolls around
    There's a little old joint outside of town
    I only got time for a couple of beers
    And a jukebox song ringing in my ear

    The next thing you know the bar tender's pouring
    Shots are flowing, got me stoned man
    All I really know is that I should be going
    But I'm soaking up the moment

    I'm all jacked up, all jacked up
    Don't believe I've ever had this much
    One thing I've learned when you get tore up
    Time sure flies when you're all jacked up

    It was getting mighty close to nine o'clock
    What the hell, I'll have one more shot
    Then I winked at a boy at the end of the bar
    Guess I mighta musta gone a little too far

    'Cause a big old girl walked outta the blue
    10 foot 2 with a bad attitude
    Stepped right up and knocked out my tooth
    I guess I had it coming, I deserved the due

    'Cause I was all jacked up, all jacked up
    Don't believe I've ever had this much
    One thing I've learned when you get tore up
    Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up

    Don't have to go home, but you can't stay here
    That's what they said when I got my last beer
    Oh my God, it's 2 o'clock
    I can't find my keys and my truck's locked

    So I grabbed a tire tool and I broke my window
    Hurt my elbow, got me in though
    Two foot later backed into the light pole
    All the town folk got a good show

    All jacked up
    (All jacked up)
    All jacked up
    (All jacked up)
    Don't believe I've ever had this much
    One thing I've learned when you get tore up
    Don't drive your truck when you're all jacked up

    Jacked up
    (All jacked up)
    (All jacked up)
    Woo

    One thing I've learned when you get tore up
    Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up
    One thing I've learned when you get tore up

    Don't drive your car
    Don't start no stuff in no bar
    Hell I wouldn't even tell anybody where you are
    When you're all

    Jacked up
    (All jacked up)
    All jacked up
    (All jacked up)
    All jacked up
    (All jacked up)
    All jacked up
    (All jacked up)

    Yeah, yeah, yeah
    Yeah, yeah, yeah
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah



    Read more: Gretchen Wilson - All Jacked Up Lyrics | MetroLyrics
  • ninjakitty419
    ninjakitty419 Posts: 349 Member
    Oh baby baby
    How was I supposed to know
    That something wasn't right here
    Oh baby baby
    I shouldn't have let you go
    And now you're out of sight yeah
    Show me how you want it to be
    Tell me baby cause I need to know now oh because

    [Chorus]
    My loneliness is killing me
    (And I)
    I must confess I still believe
    When I'm not with you I lose my mind
    Give me a sign
    Hit me baby one more time

    [Verse 2]
    Oh baby baby
    The reason I breathe is you
    Boy you got me blinded
    Oh pretty baby
    There's nothing that I wouldn't do
    It's not the way I planned it
    Show me how you want it to be
    Tell me baby cause I need to know now oh because

    [Chorus]
    My loneliness is killing me
    I must confess I still believe
    When I'm not with you I lose my mind
    Give me a sign
    Hit my willy one more time

    [Half Of Verse 1]
    Oh baby baby how was I supposed to know
    Oh pretty baby I shouldn't have let you go

    [Chorus To A Different Tune]
    I must confess that my loneliness is killing me now
    Don't you know I still believe
    That you will be here
    And give me a sign
    Hit me baby one more time

    [Chorus]
    My loneliness is killing me
    I must confess I still believe
    When I'm not with you I lose my mind
    Give me a sign
    Hit me baby one more time
  • Bucky83
    Bucky83 Posts: 1,194 Member
    Step inside, walk this way
    You and me babe, Hey, hey!

    Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on
    Livin' like a lover with a radar phone
    Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp
    Demolition woman, can I be your man?
    Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a flash a little light
    Television lover, baby, go all night
    Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
    Little miss ah innocent sugar me, yeah

    Hey!
    C'mon, take a bottle, shake it up
    Break the bubble, break it up

    Pour some sugar on me
    Ooh, in the name of love
    Pour some sugar on me
    C'mon, fire me up
    Pour your sugar on me
    Oh, I can't get enough

    I'm hot, sticky sweet
    From my head to my feet, yeah

    Listen! red light, yellow light, green-a-light go!
    Crazy little woman in a one man show
    Mirror queen, mannequin, rhythm of love
    Sweet dream, saccharine, loosen up

    You gotta squeeze a little, squeeze a little
    Tease a little more
    Easy operator come a knockin' on my door
    Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
    Little miss innocent sugar me, yeah, yeah
    Give a little more

    Take a bottle, shake it up
    Break the bubble, break it up

    Pour some sugar on me
    Ooh, in the name of love
    Pour some sugar on me
    C'mon fire me up
    Pour your sugar on me
    Oh, I can't get enough

    I'm hot, sticky sweet
    From my head to my feet yeah

    [guitar solo]

    You got the peaches, I got the cream
    Sweet to taste, saccharine
    'cause I'm hot, say what, sticky sweet
    From my head, my head, to my feet

    Do you take sugar? one lump or two?

    Take a bottle, shake it up
    Break the bubble, break it up

    Pour some sugar on me
    Ooh, in the name of love
    Pour some sugar on me
    C'mon fire me up
    Pour your sugar on me
    Oh, I can't get enough
    Pour some sugar on me
    Oh, in the name of love
    Pour some sugar on me
    Get it, come get it
    Pour your sugar on me
    Ooh
    Pour some sugar on me
    Yeah! Sugar me!

    This is TOTALLY going to be my stripper song! If...I became a stripper, or at least have a husband. :blushing:
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,227 Member
    You know how it is with an earworm... it's daaaaaays before you get them out of your head!!


    It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
    The regular crowd shuffles in
    There's an old man sitting next to me
    Making love to his tonic and gin

    He says, "Son can you play me a memory
    I'm not really sure how it goes
    But it's sad and it's sweet
    And I knew it complete
    When I wore a younger man's clothes"

    Sing us a song you're the piano man
    Sing us a song tonight
    Well we're all in the mood for a melody
    And you've got us feeling alright

    Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
    He gets me my drinks for free
    And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
    But there's someplace that he'd rather be

    He says, "Bill, I believe this is killing me"
    As a smile ran away from his face
    "Well, I'm sure that I could be a movie star
    If I could get out of this place"

    Now Paul is a real estate novelist
    Who never had time for a wife
    And he's talking with Davy, who's still in the Navy
    And probably will be for life

    And the waitress is practicing politics
    As the businessmen slowly get stoned
    Yes they're sharing a drink they call loneliness
    But it's better than drinking alone

    Sing us a song you're the piano man
    Sing us a song tonight
    Well we're all in the mood for a melody
    And you've got us feeling alright

    It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
    And the manager gives me a smile
    'Cause he knows that it's me they've been coming to see
    To forget about life for a while

    And the piano sounds like a carnival
    And the microphone smells like a beer
    And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar
    And say "Man what are you doing here?"

    Sing us a song you're the piano man
    Sing us a song tonight
    Well we're all in the mood for a melody
    And you've got us feeling alright
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,227 Member
    MOAR PRINCE!!!!!


    I guess I shoulda known
    By the way you parked your car sideways
    That it wouldn't last

    See you're the kinda person
    That believes in makin' out once
    Love 'em and leave 'em fast

    I guess I must be dumb
    Cause you had a pocket full of horses
    Trojan and some of them used

    But it was Saturday night
    I guess that makes it all right
    And you say what have I got to lose?
    And honey I say

    Little red corvette
    Baby you're much to fast
    Little red corvette
    You need a love that's gonna last

    I guess I shoulda closed my eyes
    When you drove me to the place
    Where your horses run free

    Cause I felt a little I'll
    When I saw all the pictures
    Of the jockeys that were there before me

    Believe it or not
    I started to worry
    I wondered if I had enough class

    But it was Saturday night
    I guess that makes it all right
    And you say, "Baby, have you got enough gas?"
    Oh yeah

    Little red corvette
    Baby you're much to fast, yes you are
    Little red corvette
    You need to find a love that's gonna last

    A body like yours (a body like yours)
    Oughta be in jail (oughta be in jail)
    Cause it's on the verge of bein obscene
    (Cause it's on the verge of bein obscene)

    Move over baby (move over baby)
    Gimme the keys (gimme the keys)
    I'm gonna try to tame your little red love machine
    (I'm gonna try to tame your little red love machine)

    Little red corvette
    Baby you're much to fast
    Little red corvette
    You need to find a love that's gonna last

    Little red corvette
    Honey you got to slow down (got to slow down)
    Little red corvette
    Cause if you don't you gonna run your
    Little red corvette right in the ground

    (Little red corvette)
    Right down to the ground (honey you got to slow down)
    You, you, you got to slow down (little red corvette)
    You're movin much to fast (to fast)
    You need to find a love that's gonna last

    Girl, you got an *kitten* like I never seen
    And the ride...
    I say the ride is so smooth
    You must be a limousine

    Baby you're much 2 fast
    Little red corvette
    U need a love, u need a love that's
    That's gonna last
    (Little red corvette)
    U got 2 slow down (u got 2 slow down)
    Little red corvette

    Cuz if u don't, cuz if u don't,
    U gonna run your body right into the ground (right into the ground)
    Right into the ground (right into the ground)
    Right into the ground (right into the ground)

    Little red corvette
  • mommabenefield
    mommabenefield Posts: 1,329 Member
    aaaaaand NO ONE has brought in MJ yet?>????


    He rocks in the tree tops all day long
    Hoppin' and a-boppin' and singing his song
    All the little birdies on Jaybird Street
    Love to hear the robin go tweet tweet tweet

    [Chorus:]
    Rockin' robin, rock rock
    Rockin' robin'
    Blow rockin' robin
    'Cause we're really gonna rock tonight

    Every little swallow, every chick-a-dee
    Every little bird in the tall oak tree
    The wise old owl, the big black crow
    Flappin' their wings singing go bird go

    [Chorus]

    Pretty little raven at the bird-band stand
    Told them how to do the bop and it was grand
    They started going steady and bless my soul
    He out-bopped the buzzard and the oriol

    He rocks in the tree tops all day long
    Hoppin' and a-boppin' and singing his song
    All the little birdies on Jaybird Street
    Love to hear the robin go tweet tweet tweet

    [Chorus]
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,227 Member
    Standing in the rain, with his head hung low
    Couldn't get a ticket, it was a sold out show
    Heard the roar of the crowd, he could picture the scene
    Put his ear to the wall, then like a distant scream
    He heard one guitar, just blew him away
    He saw stars in his eyes, and the very next day

    Bought a beat up six string, in a secondhand store
    Didn't know how to play it, but he knew for sure
    That one guitar, felt good in his hands, didn't take long, to understand
    Just one guitar, slung way down low
    Was a one way ticket, only one way to go
    So he started rockin', ain't never gonna stop
    Gotta keep on rockin', someday gonna make it to the top

    And be a juke box hero, got stars in his eyes, he's a juke box hero
    He took one guitar, juke box hero, stars in his eyes
    Juke box hero, (stars in his eyes) He'll come alive tonight

    In a town without a name, in a heavy downpour
    Thought he passed his own shadow, by the backstage door
    Like a trip through the past, to that day in the rain
    And that one guitar, made his whole life change
    Now he needs to keep on rockin', he just can't stop
    Gotta keep on rockin', that boy has got to stay on top

    And be a juke box hero, got stars in his eyes
    He's a juke box hero, got stars in his eyes
    Yeah, juke box hero, stars in his eyes
    With that one guitar, (stars in his eyes)
    He'll come alive, come alive tonight...Woah

    Yeah, he's gotta keep on rockin', just can't stop
    Gotta keep on rockin', that boy has got to stay on top

    And be a juke box hero, got stars in his eyes
    He's a juke box hero, got stars in his eyes
    (Just one guitar) juke box hero, (aah aah aaah) got stars in his eyes
    He's just a juke box hero, aah aah aaah
    Juke box (stars) hero, (stars, stars) juke box hero, (stars, stars)
    He's got stars in his eyes, stars in his eyes
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,227 Member
    Here's your MJ fix:


    They told him don't you ever come around here
    Don't want to see your face, you better disappear
    The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear
    So beat it, just beat it

    You better run, you better do what you can
    Don't want to see no blood, don't be a macho man
    You want to be tough, better do what you can
    So beat it, but you want to be bad

    Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
    No one wants to be defeated
    Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
    It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
    Just beat it, beat it
    Just beat it, beat it
    Just beat it, beat it
    Just beat it, beat it

    They're out to get you, better leave while you can
    Don't want to be a boy, you want to be a man
    You want to stay alive, better do what you can
    So beat it, just beat it

    You have to show them that you're really not scared
    You're playin' with your life, this ain't no truth or dare
    They'll kick you, then they beat you,
    Then they'll tell you it's fair
    So beat it, but you want to be bad

    Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
    No one wants to be defeated
    Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
    It doesn't matter who's wrong or right

    Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
    No one wants to be defeated
    Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
    It doesn't matter who's wrong or right

    Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
    No one wants to be defeated
    Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
    It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
    Just beat it, beat it
    Beat it, beat it, beat it

    No one wants to be defeated
    Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
    It doesn't matter who's wrong or who's right

    Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
    No one wants to be defeated
    Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
    It doesn't matter who's wrong or right

    Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
    No one wants to be defeated
    Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
    It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
    Just beat it, beat it
    Beat it, beat it, beat it
  • mommabenefield
    mommabenefield Posts: 1,329 Member
    *swoon* Love Beat it!


    [1st verse]
    It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark
    Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart
    You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
    You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes,
    You're paralyzed

    [Chorus]
    'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
    And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike
    You know it's thriller, thriller night
    You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight

    [2nd verse]
    You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run
    You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun
    You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, girl
    But all the while you hear the creature creepin' up behind
    You're out of time

    [Chorus]
    'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
    There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl
    Thriller, thriller night
    You're fighting for your life inside of killer, thriller tonight

    [Bridge]
    Night creatures call and the dead start to walk in their masquerade
    There's no escapin' the jaws of the alien this time
    (they're open wide)
    This is the end of your life

    [3rd verse]
    They're out to get you, there's demons closing in on every side
    They will possess you unless you change the number on your dial
    Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together, yeah.
    All through the night I'll save you from the terror on the screen,
    I'll make you see

    [Chorus]
    That this is thriller, thriller night
    'Cause I can thrill you more than any ghoul would ever dare try
    Thriller, thriller night
    So let me hold you tight and share a killer, diller, chiller, thriller here tonight

    [Chorus]
    'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
    Girl I can thrill you more than any ghoul would ever dare try
    Thriller, thriller night
    So let me hold you tight and share a killer, thriller

    I'm gonna thrill you tonight

    [Rap performed by Vincent Price]
    Darkness falls across the land
    The midnight hour is close at hand
    Creatures crawl in search of blood
    To terrorize your neighbourhood
    And whosoever shall be found
    Without the soul for getting down
    Must stand and face the hounds of hell
    And rot inside a corpse's shell
    The foulest stench is in the air
    The funk of forty thousand years
    And grisly ghouls from every tomb
    Are closing in to seal your doom
    And though you fight to stay alive
    Your body starts to shiver
    For no mere mortal can resist
    The evil of the thriller

    [Into maniacal laugh, in deep echo]:laugh:
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,227 Member
    I would swallow my pride,
    I would choke on the rinds,
    But the lack thereof would leave me empty inside,
    Swallow my doubt
    Turn it inside out
    Find nothing but faith in nothing.
    Want to put my tender heart in a blender,
    Watch it spin 'round to a beautiful oblivion.
    Rendezvous, then I'm through with you

    I burn, burn like a wicker cabinet,
    Chalk white and oh so frail.
    I see our time has gotten stale.
    The tick tock of the clock is painful,
    All sane and logical.
    I want to tear it off the wall.
    I hear words in clips and phrases,
    I think sick like ginger ale,
    My stomach turns and I exhale.

    I would swallow my pride,
    I would choke on the rinds,
    But the lack thereof would leave me empty inside.
    I would swallow my doubt,
    Turn it inside out,
    Find nothing but faith in nothing.
    Want to put my tender heart in a blender,
    Watch it spin 'round to a beautiful oblivion.
    Rendezvous, then I'm through with you.

    SoCal is where my mind states,
    But it's not my state of mind.
    I'm not as ugly, sad as you.
    Or am I origami?
    Fold it up and just pretend,
    Demented as the motives in your head.

    I would swallow my pride,
    I would choke on the rinds,
    But the lack thereof would leave me empty inside.
    I would swallow my doubt,
    Turn it inside out,
    Find nothing but faith in nothing.
    Want to put my tender heart in a blender,
    Watch it spin 'round to a beautiful oblivion.
    Rendezvous, then I'm through with you.

    I alone am the one you don't know you need
    Take heed, feed your ego.
    Make me blind when your eyes close,
    Sink when you get close, tie me to the bedpost.

    I alone am the one you don't know you need,
    You don't know you need me.
    Make me blind when your eyes close,
    Tie me to the bedpost.

    I would swallow my pride,
    I would choke on the rinds,
    But the lack thereof would leave me empty inside.
    Swallow my doubt,
    Turn it inside out,
    Find nothing but faith in nothing.
    Want to put my tender heart in a blender,
    Watch it spin 'round to a beautiful oblivion.
    Rendezvous, then I'm through,
    Now I'm through with you

    Through with you

    Rendezvous then I'm through with you...
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,227 Member
    Oh Yeah.
    All Right.
    First Verse-

    Somebody's Heiney is crowning my icebox.
    Somebody's cold one is giving me chills.
    Guess I'll just close my eyes.
    Inter-

    Oh yeah.
    All right.
    Feels good.
    Inside.
    Second Verse-

    Flip on the Tele... Wrestle with Jimmy.
    Somethin' is bubblin' behind my back.
    The bottle is ready to blow.
    Chorus-

    Say it ain't so a-woah-woah.
    Your drug is a heartbreaker.
    Say it ain't so a-woah-woah.
    My love is a life-taker.
    Verse 3-

    I can't confront you, I never could do...
    That which might hurt you.
    So try and be cool, when I say:
    This way is a waterslide away from me That takes me further every day
    Be cool.
    Chorus-

    Say it ain't so a-woah-woah.
    Your drug is a heartbreaker.
    Say it ain't so a-woah-woah.
    My love is a life-taker!
    Verse 4-

    Dear daddy, I write you in spite of years of silence.
    You cleaned up, found Jesus, Things are good also I hear.
    This bottle of Stevens awakens ancient feelings...
    Like father, Step-Father...
    The sun is drowning in the flood! Yeah Yeah-Yeah-Yeah-Yeah
    Chorus-

    Say it ain't so a-woah-woah.
    You drug is a heartbreaker.
    Say it ain't so a-woah-woah.
    My love is a life-taker.
  • mommabenefield
    mommabenefield Posts: 1,329 Member
    Alright, hate me you will....

    http://youtu.be/astISOttCQ0


    Go. To. The. Video!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,227 Member
    Alright, hate me you will....

    http://youtu.be/astISOttCQ0


    Go. To. The. Video!

    :explode:
  • DesireeNL
    DesireeNL Posts: 220 Member
    Informer
    You know say Daddy Snow me, I'm gonna blame
    A licky boom-boom down
    'Tective man says Daddy Snow stabbed someone down the lane
    A licky boom-boom down
    Informer
    You know say Daddy Snow me, I'm gonna blame
    A licky boom-boom down
    'Tective man says Daddy Snow stabbed someone down the lane
    A licky boom-boom down

    Lol, this was actually the first cd I ever bought. I never knew that that's what he is singing :laugh:
  • mommabenefield
    mommabenefield Posts: 1,329 Member
    Alright, hate me you will....

    http://youtu.be/astISOttCQ0


    Go. To. The. Video!

    :explode:

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  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,251 Member
    Stripper song time :drinker:


    Dirty, rotten, filthy, stinkin'

    She's my cherry pie
    Cool drink of water such a sweet surprise
    Taste so good make a grown man cry
    Sweet cherry pie, yeah

    Woaw

    Well, swingin' on the front porch, swingin' on the lawn
    Swingin' where we want 'cause there ain't nobody home
    Swingin' to the left and swingin' to the right
    I think about baseball, swing all night, yeah
    Yeah, yeah

    Huh, swingin' in the livin' room, swingin' in the kitchen
    Most folks don't 'cause they're too busy *****in'
    Swingin' in there 'cause she wanted me to feed her
    So I mixed up the batter and she licked the beater

    I scream, you scream we all scream for her
    Don't even try 'cause you can't ignore her

    She's my cherry pie
    Cool drink of water such a sweet surprise
    Tastes so good make a grown man cry
    Sweet cherry pie, oh yeah

    She's my cherry pie
    Put a smile on your face ten miles wide
    Looks so good bring a tear to your eye
    Sweet cherry pie, yeah

    Swingin' to the drums, swingin' to guitar
    Swingin' to the bass in the back of my car
    Ain't got money, ain't got no gas
    But we'll get where we're goin' if we swing real fast

    I scream, you scream we all scream for her
    Don't even try 'cause you can't ignore her

    She's my cherry pie
    Cool drink of water such a sweet surprise
    Tastes so good make a grown man cry
    Sweet cherry pie, oh yeah

    She's my cherry pie
    Put a smile on your face ten miles wide
    Looks so good bring a tear to your eye
    Sweet cherry pie, yeah
    Pie, yeah
    Swing it
    All night long
    Swing it
    (Aow)

    I'm a trained professional
    Swingin' in the bathroom, swingin' on the floor
    Swingin' so hard forgot to lock the door
    In walk her daddy standin' six foot four
    Said, "You ain't gonna swing with my daughter no more"

    She's my cherry pie
    Cool drink of water such a sweet surprise
    Tastes so good make a grown man cry
    Sweet cherry pie, oh yeah

    She's my cherry pie
    (Pie)
    Put a smile on your face ten miles wide
    Looks so good bring a tear to your eye
    Sweet cherry pie, sweet cherry pie, yeah

    Huh, swing it


    Read more: Warrant - Cherry Pie Lyrics | MetroLyrics
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