Any other cats on here?

TheCalorieSMASHER
TheCalorieSMASHER Posts: 162 Member
edited February 4 in Introduce Yourself
I want to be friends with some other cats because I feel like they understand me more.

So fellow cats, how many mice do you eat in a day or are you vegetarian cats? Do you think it's bad to use cat nip? How many calories can I burn during a cat nap? What if I'm getting into stuff that my owner tells me not to? Do I get an increased calorie burn from that?

Any help would be appreciated, especially since my awkward dance party came to an end pretty quickly.

THANKS!

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  • wild_wild_life
    wild_wild_life Posts: 1,334 Member
    You know what burns a lot of calories? Being chased. :)
  • TheCalorieSMASHER
    TheCalorieSMASHER Posts: 162 Member
    Hey, man, I've had too much cat nip to care right now.
  • fuzzieme
    fuzzieme Posts: 454 Member
    Wanna have a party?
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    sorry. i'm a burro.
  • AmyP619
    AmyP619 Posts: 1,137 Member
    sorry. i'm a burro.

    No, no. You're confused. You're a burrITo!!!!!

    and, um, today you kind of look like a camel :o/
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    sorry. i'm a burro.

    No, no. You're confused. You're a burrITo!!!!!

    and, um, today you kind of look like a camel :o/

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  • phyllisbobbitt
    phyllisbobbitt Posts: 347 Member
    :flowerforyou: yes, thanks for asking! I am sending a friend request your way!
  • AmyP619
    AmyP619 Posts: 1,137 Member
    sorry. i'm a burro.

    No, no. You're confused. You're a burrITo!!!!!

    and, um, today you kind of look like a camel :o/

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    omg i wanna go there!!!!!!
  • lupinibean
    lupinibean Posts: 40
    I'm eating less than 1200 calories of Fancy Feast a day, why aren't I losing weight?
  • AmyP619
    AmyP619 Posts: 1,137 Member
    I'm eating less than 1200 calories of Fancy Feast a day, why aren't I losing weight?

    You should eat more treats. Preferably chicken flavored.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
    I'm eating less than 1200 calories of Fancy Feast a day, why aren't I losing weight?

    Probably hair balls. Try throwing up on the rug.
  • _jordy_
    _jordy_ Posts: 26 Member
    Anyone into the Paleo movement here?

    I don't eat chicken unless I catch it myself.
  • krazyforyou
    krazyforyou Posts: 1,428 Member
    No mice here darn it. No no no vegatarian kitty here. Power naps burn twice as much as regular naps. And I dont ever listen to my owner about staying out of stuff, after all I am Queen.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    BTW, nice thigh gap OP. both of them - front and back.
  • jeffd247
    jeffd247 Posts: 319 Member
    Bonjour mon amour. I could be a cat if you wanted me to.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Bonjour mon amour. I could be a cat if you wanted me to.

    OP's cat is black and white...I see an MFP version of Pepe Le Pew and Penelope Pus$ycat
  • Leah_Brooke
    Leah_Brooke Posts: 149 Member
    Not a cat, but have a nice *****. Does this count?
  • cosmonew
    cosmonew Posts: 513 Member
    Holy crap, you look just like me. I was rescued from barn rubble that fell down. My new owner carried me around for about 6 weeks, to the movies, to the tilted kilt for lunch, you name it I went there.... mostly because she had to bottle feed me and it was hot in the car and I couldn't be left in there. You are adorable by the way.
  • TheCalorieSMASHER
    TheCalorieSMASHER Posts: 162 Member
    BTW, nice thigh gap OP. both of them - front and back.

    :blushing: Thank you for noticing. I don't mind that you're a burro. Or a burrito. Although, if you truly are a burrito, I might be tempted to eat you.
  • TheCalorieSMASHER
    TheCalorieSMASHER Posts: 162 Member
    Not a cat, but have a nice *****. Does this count?

    ^^^ Definitely counts.
  • TheCalorieSMASHER
    TheCalorieSMASHER Posts: 162 Member
    Bonjour mon amour. I could be a cat if you wanted me to.

    OP's cat is black and white...I see an MFP version of Pepe Le Pew and Penelope Pus$ycat

    *sigh* Match made in MFP heaven.
  • salsera_barbie
    salsera_barbie Posts: 270 Member
    You know what burns a lot of calories? Being chased. :)

    Not cool dawg
  • aliciap412
    aliciap412 Posts: 170 Member
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  • TheCalorieSMASHER
    TheCalorieSMASHER Posts: 162 Member
    I'm eating less than 1200 calories of Fancy Feast a day, why aren't I losing weight?

    Are you drinking enough milk from enough containers that are prohibited by your owner? I hear that doing things that anger your owner help you lose weight. Because, science.
  • TheCalorieSMASHER
    TheCalorieSMASHER Posts: 162 Member
    I play well with humans too

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  • TheCalorieSMASHER
    TheCalorieSMASHER Posts: 162 Member
    No children, though

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  • Leah_Brooke
    Leah_Brooke Posts: 149 Member
    YEEEEESSSSSS. In!

    Not a cat, but have a nice *****. Does this count?

    ^^^ Definitely counts.
  • CrazyCatLadylovescats
    CrazyCatLadylovescats Posts: 107 Member
    Cats...ag gabba ask to wobba to the throw the cats! Sniff.
  • TheCalorieSMASHER
    TheCalorieSMASHER Posts: 162 Member
    Cats...ag gabba ask to wobba to the throw the cats! Sniff.

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