Snake Oil Calories

I'm sorry I wasn't excited that you were selected to be an "apprentice coach". I'm sorry I wasn't elated that a person who hadn't even filled in one day of a food diary was going to coach an online beach body challenge which purportedly was big on sharing meals, diaries etc.. I'm sorry I didn't get giddy and hopeful when you said only a certain number of people could be selected, and that there was urgency in messaging about interest. And, lastly, I'm sorry I wasn't enthused with getting suckered into buying whatever it was you were selling in order to be a part of your coaching debut and personal challenge for others, which....never existed in the first place.

Folks...be wary. Snake Oil Salesmen will never give you the nutritional or caloric facts on their wares, which usually are high in currency. Sad to see so many scams preying on people who at times, are already facing enough challenges to begin with.

Eat, Count, and be Merry.

*Throws mic in air* *walks off stage*