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One Direction are in my city today.

Mutant13
Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
edited February 4 in Chit-Chat
Is there any way to make them...leave? Some sort of whistle that's too high for normal people's ears or something? Please help.

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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Aren't they gay? Maybe you could flash them your boobs.
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Throws water bottles at them.
  • Denisse210
    Denisse210 Posts: 292 Member
    aww hunny i feel so bad for you :frown:
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    I don't want to get too close to them.
    Are throwing stars an option?
  • VeganLexi
    VeganLexi Posts: 960 Member
    Ugh, can't you keep them? We don't want them back :sad:
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    Sure, you can go in their room posing as a groupie. When they get all high from drugs, get them all naked, move them into seperate rooms, find out how their mothers look like, find some homeless women and clone them to look like their mothers, put the naked homeless mom look alike with the naked One Direction member. When they wake up, ask the naked homeless mom look alike to kiss them on the mouth and say "Thanks for last night. You were great. Better than your father".

    Make sure to record it and threaten them to leak it if they ever come back.





    Then leak the video anyways.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    Sure, you can go in their room posing as a groupie. When they get all high from drugs, get them all naked, move them into seperate rooms, find out how their mothers look like, find some homeless women and clone them to look like their mothers, put the naked homeless mom look alike with the naked One Direction member. When they wake up, ask the naked homeless mom look alike to kiss them on the mouth and say "Thanks for last night. You were great. Better than your father".

    Make sure to record it and threaten them to leak it if they ever come back.





    Then leak the video anyways.
    This^^^^ \m/
  • VeganLexi
    VeganLexi Posts: 960 Member
    Sure, you can go in their room posing as a groupie. When they get all high from drugs, get them all naked, move them into seperate rooms, find out how their mothers look like, find some homeless women and clone them to look like their mothers, put the naked homeless mom look alike with the naked One Direction member. When they wake up, ask the naked homeless mom look alike to kiss them on the mouth and say "Thanks for last night. You were great. Better than your father".

    Make sure to record it and threaten them to leak it if they ever come back.

    What an excellent plan!




    Then leak the video anyways.
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    Ugh, can't you keep them? We don't want them back :sad:

    Not happening cookie. There's only room for one pretentious little *kitten* in this town.
  • da_bears10089
    da_bears10089 Posts: 1,791 Member
    Sure, you can go in their room posing as a groupie. When they get all high from drugs, get them all naked, move them into seperate rooms, find out how their mothers look like, find some homeless women and clone them to look like their mothers, put the naked homeless mom look alike with the naked One Direction member. When they wake up, ask the naked homeless mom look alike to kiss them on the mouth and say "Thanks for last night. You were great. Better than your father".

    Make sure to record it and threaten them to leak it if they ever come back.





    Then leak the video anyways.

    genius!
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    Sure, you can go in their room posing as a groupie. When they get all high from drugs, get them all naked, move them into seperate rooms, find out how their mothers look like, find some homeless women and clone them to look like their mothers, put the naked homeless mom look alike with the naked One Direction member. When they wake up, ask the naked homeless mom look alike to kiss them on the mouth and say "Thanks for last night. You were great. Better than your father".

    Make sure to record it and threaten them to leak it if they ever come back.



    Kay. We are Internet married now

    Then leak the video anyways.
  • VeganLexi
    VeganLexi Posts: 960 Member
    Ugh, can't you keep them? We don't want them back :sad:

    Not happening cookie. There's only room for one pretentious little *kitten* in this town.

    Worth a try :smile:
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  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    I'm busy celebrating that they're not here. Please don't interrupt my smugness.
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    Nail up a series of these signs leading out of your city:

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  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    I enjoy their matching outfits in a "wow that's taking it too far" sort of way
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    Sure, you can go in their room posing as a groupie. When they get all high from drugs, get them all naked, move them into seperate rooms, find out how their mothers look like, find some homeless women and clone them to look like their mothers, put the naked homeless mom look alike with the naked One Direction member. When they wake up, ask the naked homeless mom look alike to kiss them on the mouth and say "Thanks for last night. You were great. Better than your father".

    Make sure to record it and threaten them to leak it if they ever come back.





    Then leak the video anyways.
    This^^^^ \m/

    hi jackpotclown
  • Melissa22G
    Melissa22G Posts: 847 Member
    *is
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    *is

    :heart:
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    Aren't they gay? Maybe you could flash them your boobs.

    ^^ this except flash us your bewbs and I will make a phone call to some Italians I know in the northwest. :)
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    I love One Direction. They are adorable. What can I say? We all have guilty pleasures.
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  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
    I want whatever taunto's on.
  • bcf7683
    bcf7683 Posts: 1,653 Member
    I love One Direction. They are adorable. What can I say? We all have guilty pleasures.

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    :laugh:
  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,893 Member
    The obvious solution is to catch your whole city on fire.
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    Only Bane can take care of them......

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  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    The obvious solution is to catch your whole city on fire.

    I was thinking that might be good enough but I think Syria might have a good idea to get rid of them
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  • leebesstoad
    leebesstoad Posts: 1,186 Member
    Just remember, no situation is so bad that it can't possibly be made a little bit worse.

    It could be, ...., um, ur. No wait. Let me think.

    Nope, it can't get any worse than that.

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