Bulky women looking to slim

usmcmp
usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
edited February 4 in Chit-Chat
If you have bulky muscles from soccer, running, riding a bike or *gasp* lifting and you are looking to slim those huge muscles down NASA can help AND will pay you.

Conditions:
-You have to be athletic/muscular
-Willing to take 70 days off to lay in bed
-Willing to make $18,000

You'll slim those limbs right up. No more huge thighs or big biceps. All those nasty muscles will disappear!

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-204_162-57603872/need-some-time-off-your-feet-nasa-paying-volunteers-$18k-to-lie-in-bed-for-70-days/

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  • TeachTheGirl
    TeachTheGirl Posts: 2,091 Member
    So eerie, I was just reading this!

    I suppose it'd give me a reason to get back into World of Warcraft...
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I'm not even "athletic" and could never do that for 70 days....
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    I think I could last about 24 hours before I go stir crazy. Can I get $257.14 for that?
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,078 Member
    I can't stay in bed all day even when I'm ill.
  • da_bears10089
    da_bears10089 Posts: 1,791 Member
    Are we are able to play candy crush without worrying about running out of lives? This is an important factor.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Are we are able to play candy crush without worrying about running out of lives? This is an important factor.

    Yes, you can do whatever the hell you want as long as you are laying still.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Personally, I can't lay in bed for more than 30 minutes. If I try to go to sleep and I can't fall asleep right away I start to toss and turn after just 5 minutes. After 20 I usually get up.
  • JAllen32
    JAllen32 Posts: 991 Member
    Can I finally have that sought-after thigh gap?! ::so in::
  • cleotherio
    cleotherio Posts: 712 Member
    Are we are able to play candy crush without worrying about running out of lives? This is an important factor.

    Yes, you can do whatever the hell you want as long as you are laying still.

    If it includes unlimited candy crush lives, I'm in.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    the idea sounds divine, but I'm sure you'd go crazy from boredom

    can you get up to go pee?
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    the idea sounds divine, but I'm sure you'd go crazy from boredom

    can you get up to go pee?

    They hook stuff to you! You are tied down.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    the idea sounds divine, but I'm sure you'd go crazy from boredom

    can you get up to go pee?

    Can't get up at all. Can't get up to shower, can't get up to pee, can't get up to stretch. Just lay there.
  • Superhero_Leah
    Superhero_Leah Posts: 105
    That sounds awful :(
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    does the compensation include unlimited weed and whiskey?
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    does the compensation include unlimited weed and whiskey?

    Highly unlikely. It is NASA.
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    does the compensation include unlimited weed and whiskey?

    Highly unlikely. It is NASA.

    I'm out.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Bump
  • bluestarlight19
    bluestarlight19 Posts: 419 Member
    I had to do that last pregnancy....its not fun...totally sucks. I'm trying to build back the basic muscle I had just so parts don't ache now and my baby just turned a year old. If I had known about candy crush back then though....whole different story.
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