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Breaking Wind

BeccaBollons
BeccaBollons Posts: 652 Member
edited February 4 in Chit-Chat
It seems people are bored of talking about the same things over and over, so how about something different and a bit funny. Also childish, but that may appeal to some!

I was wondering what terms other people have for breaking wind. When I was growing up we said "trumping" "letting off" and "silent but deadly (SBD)" I grew up in the East of England, and want to know what people say and where they are from.

Um, Go!

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  • BeccaBollons
    BeccaBollons Posts: 652 Member
    Just thought- most people around here say "fart". Is that universal?
  • daveymac1
    daveymac1 Posts: 784 Member
    I say *kitten* flappin' or if its a long high pitched sound, I follow it up with the word squirrel. But say it like the fart sounds. Sssqqquuiirreeellll.
  • If you ain't shartin you aint fartin.
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
    call it anything you want just don't do this.....


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  • BeccaBollons
    BeccaBollons Posts: 652 Member
    Thanks for the laugh vtmoon! I will just add though that you're a bit of a farty-pooper. My topic IS original, the other one was funny, but not what I was asking.
  • IronCakes
    IronCakes Posts: 317 Member
    call it anything you want just don't do this.....


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    OMG! this is the best!
  • BeccaBollons
    BeccaBollons Posts: 652 Member
    call it anything you want just don't do this.....


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    OMG! this is the best!

    I know! I can't stop looking and laughing! Serves the man right for staring at the other naked guy.
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    toot, barking spider, releasing the thunder from down under, air biscuit.

    Peeing without farting is like dancing without music.
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    Thanks for the laugh vtmoon! I will just add though that you're a bit of a farty-pooper. My topic IS original, the other one was funny, but not what I was asking.

    :tongue:

    Did you check the thread linked on that thread (second post)? it is funny.
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    i dated a girl who called it "pooting"

    i had never heard that term before. i thought it sounded odd.

    thankfully, we broke up and i never had to hear it again.
  • MinnieInMaine
    MinnieInMaine Posts: 6,400 Member
    Farting, tooting, barking spider, squeaky floorboards, the dog did it, and my Hubs favorite - I made that with love just for you!
  • slw5X5
    slw5X5 Posts: 282 Member
    I'm surprised "crop dusting" hasn't been mentioned yet. For those unfamiliar with the term, its when a person walks thru a crowded room letting out several farts and then exits while leaving everyone with the aftermath.
  • sjebert
    sjebert Posts: 212 Member
    Dropping *kitten* is what we go with
  • scruffykaz
    scruffykaz Posts: 317 Member
    call it anything you want just don't do this.....


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    OMG!!! ewwwwww!!!!!
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    Cutting the cheese.
  • healthyplans
    healthyplans Posts: 134 Member
    call it anything you want just don't do this.....


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    BAHAHAHHAHAA!!! I cant quit laughing at this!!!!! I wonder how many calories I burned while laughing hysterically!!!
    Oh, and we call it blowing the butt trumpet!!
  • seliinac
    seliinac Posts: 336 Member
    My husband and I made up a new one - "releasing a new fragrance".
  • KayLasMack
    KayLasMack Posts: 85 Member
    ok! passing gas!... btw that video is gross. I almost blew chunks along with the guy in the video. Glad I haven't eaten yet!! :sick:
  • BeccaBollons
    BeccaBollons Posts: 652 Member
    Thanks for the laugh vtmoon! I will just add though that you're a bit of a farty-pooper. My topic IS original, the other one was funny, but not what I was asking.

    :tongue:

    Did you check the thread linked on that thread (second post)? it is funny.

    Yes. Yes I did and yes it is. I'm maybe thinking of reviving it as a zombie thread so everyone can start thinking about the "leanstains" program.
  • That video is so gross its funny. I can't stop laughing. My father called it dropping a green one.
  • TheLung
    TheLung Posts: 58
    Dropping *kitten*, Farts, *kitten* kisses, Dropping the bomb.
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