How many calories burned in blowing your nose?

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Yesterday, I burned 1200 calories just being alive. On top of that, I burned 50 holding my pee in traffic, another 50 in chewing my food, 50 in swallowing, and approximately 100 just thinking about random things. Looks like it's Chili's for me tonight for a reward! Woot Woot!

What are some of the most BS things you have done or seen in your own or friends' diaries? Ever exaggerate/fib a little?

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