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  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    oh...........









    hi.
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    Cool post.

    im pretty much a pro. you can take lessons if you want, I offer them on infomercials after the ninja chopper

    Okay. Begin.

    Step 1. Have absolutely no professional ability or personality
    Step 2. Embrace It.
    Step 3. Wear Boxer Briefs - ONLY Boxer Briefs
    Step 4. Always Wash Behind Your Ears
    Step 5. GANGNAM STYLE

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  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    NOT in.
    I couldn't tell.
    That's cause me being NOT IN feels like Ryry being IN. You must've gotten confused.
    Dear God woman what have you done!?
    ohai:flowerforyou:
  • Excuse_less
    Excuse_less Posts: 874 Member
    I see you started on the Scotch early today !!
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    bacon
  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
    I see this thread has attracted several needy, below average women as well...

    ouch, attack of noob today :ohwell:
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    Holding out for the...

    AVERAGE MEN
    BELOW AVERAGE MEN
    POOR MEN<==============
    VERY POOR MEN

    ....thread.
  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
    bacon
    You rang?
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    average male height = 5" 9.5'
    my height = 5" 6'

    avg weight = 194
    my weight =195

    below average.

    i don't know exactly how to quantify appearance, but...
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    being below average is so much better than average, because average is just so common. psh we're the gems
  • LowFatMama
    LowFatMama Posts: 625 Member
    **peeks her nosey self in ** :flowerforyou:
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    IN.
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    IN.

    see shirtless dudes always ruin the fun. damn you for being humble!
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
    being below average is so much better than average, because average is just so common. psh we're the gems

    Yes, you truly are the rough in the diamonds.
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    being below average is so much better than average, because average is just so common. psh we're the gems

    Yes, you truly are the rough in the diamonds.

    psh I'm in cubic zirconias
  • daveymac1
    daveymac1 Posts: 784 Member
    Most definately in. I am the most average, well below average, well way below average man. Huh, I guess I shouldn't be in here. Damn.
  • sarantonio
    sarantonio Posts: 880 Member
    I am most definitely not an average man......um... *cough*... I have penis envy.....
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
    i think i'm in the right place
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    I am most definitely not an average man......um... *cough*... I have penis envy.....

    i do too :(
  • sarantonio
    sarantonio Posts: 880 Member
    We could start a club. We could have jackets. jackets would be awesome!
  • RunWinterGarden
    RunWinterGarden Posts: 428 Member
    Rodney+Dangerfield.jpg

    It looks good on you though
  • IN.
    Kindly leave.
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    IN.
    Kindly leave.

    you just got that much cooler for agreeing with me on my stance. :laugh:
  • tmpecus78
    tmpecus78 Posts: 1,206 Member
    crans - you attention whoring again today? :laugh:
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    crans - you attention whoring again today? :laugh:

    I am a *kitten* for attention, I can't help my lifestyle choices >< lol
  • tmpecus78
    tmpecus78 Posts: 1,206 Member
    crans - you attention whoring again today? :laugh:

    I am a *kitten* for attention, I can't help my lifestyle choices >< lol

    :drinker:
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    Wasn't this thread last time declared as guys fishing for complements? When the whole hot, average, below average men threads were posted.
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    Wasn't this thread last time declared as guys fishing for complements? When the whole hot, average, below average men threads were posted.

    false. the answer is 42.
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    Wasn't this thread last time declared as guys fishing for complements? When the whole hot, average, below average men threads were posted.

    false. the answer is 42.

    That is the answer to the wrong question, just cause you waited millions of years for it and realized you didn't ask the right question doesn't make it true.
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    Wasn't this thread last time declared as guys fishing for complements? When the whole hot, average, below average men threads were posted.

    false. the answer is 42.

    That is the answer to the wrong question, just cause you waited millions of years for it and realized you didn't ask the right question doesn't make it true.

    then. Bears.
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