NO PRESENTS-Christmas 2013 pact?!? Anyone?

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jofjltncb6
jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
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TL;DR - Invitation for Jewish people to make jokes thread

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  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
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    IN IN IN IN IN IN IN IN IN
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
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    Balls. I was so in. Can you still tell my kids that we made this pact?
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
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    It's a time to celebrate the baby jesus anyways. Baby jesus SO kicks adult jesus's *kitten*.
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
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    IIFYB
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
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    I call shenanigans.
  • kyleekay10
    kyleekay10 Posts: 1,812 Member
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    IIFYB

    :laugh:
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
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    IIFYB

    FTW
  • theoriginaljayne
    theoriginaljayne Posts: 562 Member
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    It's a time to celebrate the baby jesus anyways. Baby jesus SO kicks adult jesus's *kitten*.

    Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers. Amen.
  • redladywitch
    redladywitch Posts: 799 Member
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    IN

    Wait. What's Christmas? Who's Jesus? :huh:
  • tageekly
    tageekly Posts: 3,755 Member
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    That's like Halloween without candy! No way! Wait... :huh:
  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
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    Does fruitcake count as presents?
  • laserturkey
    laserturkey Posts: 1,680 Member
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    You can have my Christmas presents when you pry them from my cold, dead hands. My cold! Dead! Hands!
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
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    Does fruitcake count as presents?

    Depends.

    Is it sugar-free?
  • tageekly
    tageekly Posts: 3,755 Member
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    Does fruitcake count as presents?

    Depends.

    Is it sugar-free?

    I'm sure it's MFP-approved (which means it's made with no sugar and only cauliflower.)
  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
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    Stevia, cauliflower and marschino cherries.

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