Will hot tea melt and wash the fat from my body?

TwinkieDong
TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
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In Chinese culture they drink allot of hot teas after meals. So got me to wondering if I drink hot tea after a meal will it flush the fat from my body?

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  • 18guyhornet
    18guyhornet Posts: 195 Member
    Probably is you bathe in it - other than that . . . ?
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    I like to just pour hot coffee all over my body. The burn marks are a small price to pay for the fat it shreds.
  • twenty20tunnelvision
    twenty20tunnelvision Posts: 43 Member
    Yes. Great strategy. If by some ungodly reason that doesn't work... Try a gallon of water.
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
    Yes. Great strategy. If by some ungodly reason that doesn't work... Try a gallon of water.

    HA this is what spurred this topic. The absurdity.....wait I think I was not supposed to let on...
  • twenty20tunnelvision
    twenty20tunnelvision Posts: 43 Member
    Yes. Great strategy. If by some ungodly reason that doesn't work... Try a gallon of water.

    HA this is what spurred this topic. The absurdity.....wait I think I was not supposed to let on...

    You just blew the spot up. Way to go, slick. :wink:
  • Cre8veLifeR
    Cre8veLifeR Posts: 1,062 Member
    maybe if you boil yourself in the tea, and get your fat all melty like butter you could poop it out?
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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    lol ;)
  • yoolka05
    yoolka05 Posts: 11
    I like to just pour hot coffee all over my body. The burn marks are a small price to pay for the fat it shreds.

    LOL, nice one
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    I think it depends on how much fat we're talking about. Did you merely spill some on your arm or did you roll in it?

    Tea is staining, so there's the added benefit that you could get some color before taking your shirt off on the beach.

    Just be careful of the green tea. It's not so flattering on most complexions.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    yes.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Wouldn't you like to know...

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  • DawnOBRN
    DawnOBRN Posts: 290 Member
    I drink hot tea every day in the AM. If this were true I'd weight about 2oz by now.
  • sugboog29
    sugboog29 Posts: 630 Member
    I drink hot tea every day in the AM. If this were true I'd weight about 2oz by now.

    Me too!! Don't I wish it were that easy!
  • Camera_BagintheUK
    Camera_BagintheUK Posts: 707 Member
    Tea cures ALL ills. Absolutely all of them.
  • BeccaBollons
    BeccaBollons Posts: 652 Member
    If you use milk it absolutely must be skimmed, else your body will just hang on to the fat.


    Oh, and definitely no sugar.



    Maybe try just hot water with lemon in?

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