Today is my birthday

FatHuMan1
FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
And I don't feel like celebrating. It was not a happy occasion after all. Oh sure, maybe for my parents it was. They got a beautiful baby boy, the son they always wanted, the son my two older sisters failed miserably at being. So I can understand why they would feel like having a party. But not me. For me it was the worst day of my life. Up until that point I had it made. I had free room and board in the swankiest part of town. Not a care in the world. I didn't even have to get up to go to the bathroom ffs. And then on this day 45 years ago I was unceremoniously evicted, actually more like ejected, with no forewarning whatsoever. I tried to reason with my landlord, held out for 16 hours actually, but in the end she paid some big brute to physically manhandle me and forcibly remove me from my digs. As you would imagine I screamed bloody murder but they couldn't care less.
Ever since then it's been down hill. I've had to learn to fend for myself, and I've never been able to return to that bliss I once had.

Nope, I am not happy about this. I will have some cake and ice cream today, but not in celebration dammit. I will eat the cake and the ice cream in the hopes that it will console me on this horrible, horrible day.

Happy birthday indeed. Sigh.
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  • hamiltonba
    hamiltonba Posts: 474 Member
    You are not alone! Happy Birthday and have some cake and ice cream for me too!
  • stephanieross1
    stephanieross1 Posts: 388 Member
    With life comes great responsibility! Enjoy every bit of it

    Happy birthday!

    (Have some ice-cream for me)
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    Woah woah woah. Birthday threads aren't allowed here, buddy.


    (Happy Birthday, Lea.)
  • MinnieInMaine
    MinnieInMaine Posts: 6,400 Member
    Ha! That took I turn I wasn't expecting! Happy Birthday anyway! :)
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    i like birthday threads...i think
  • callmenikita
    callmenikita Posts: 118 Member
    whoa... okay. happy day of birth still
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  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    KEEP THE BIRTHDAY WISHES TO YOURSELF ON YOUR OWN WALL.

    obviously we're discussing more important things like would we bang, kick, lick, jump, hump, smile at, wave to, give a wedgie to, marry, stalk or put their tender heart in a blender and watch it spin around into a beautiful oblivion of the person above.


    for the record: bang
  • PJ_73
    PJ_73 Posts: 331 Member
    Thanks for the bedtime chuckle!

    Happy Birthday, love! Enjoy the cake and ice cream!
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  • nicoleashley_24
    nicoleashley_24 Posts: 144 Member
    Lol, thank goodness for the cake and ice cream. It fills the cracks of the heart!

    Happy birthday!
  • wjstoj
    wjstoj Posts: 884 Member
    dood...seriously? do you really want to go back to your original "home"?
  • stephanieross1
    stephanieross1 Posts: 388 Member
    every man wants to go to some "home"
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    This thread seems...

    ...divisive.
  • vytamindi
    vytamindi Posts: 845 Member
    dood...seriously? do you really want to go back to your original "home"?

    I know where he was evicted from. Drove by the other day. It's not the same, dude. Just all went to hell in a hand basket.

    They did you a favor.
  • cruzcrzyMarie
    cruzcrzyMarie Posts: 251 Member
    I LOVE CAKE! Hey, happy birthday!!
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Happy birthday. I'm sorry you hate it. Maybe, if you wish really hard, this could be your last one. :flowerforyou:
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    What kind of cake?
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  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    With life comes great responsibility! Enjoy every bit of it

    Happy birthday!

    (Have some ice-cream for me)


    Responsibility, exactly! This is what I'm talking about. I didn't ask for it, and all the stress that comes along with it. Did I mention how much weight I've gained since then? Practically eating every day now. I blame the stress.
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    What kind of cake?

    New York style cheesecake with caramel sauce and a graham cracker crust. But I'm not going enjoy it.
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  • SandyAnnP
    SandyAnnP Posts: 252 Member
    Well you have a great sense of humour!
    Celebrate your birthday, celebrate getting to be 45 years old, some folk don't get to make it that far.
    Enjoy that cheesecake and icecream, it sounds so delish!
    Happy Birthday from Down Under. :drinker:
  • wjstoj
    wjstoj Posts: 884 Member
    dood...seriously? do you really want to go back to your original "home"?

    I know where he was evicted from. Drove by the other day. It's not the same, dude. Just all went to hell in a hand basket.

    They did you a favor.

    HA!
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    No, it's MY birthday.

    MINE MINE MINE

    Oh, and John Lennon's:glasses:

    :love: :drinker: :laugh:
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    test
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Oh... it got unlocked... cool!

    I would have posted something equally humorous but was thrown... so I'll just say this made me LOL!
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    hmm
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
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