Lets play a little game.........Dirty Minds anyone???

lknjohnson
lknjohnson Posts: 351 Member
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Ok don't know how many of you know about this game... Pretty much I will ask a question, and you have to guess what it is im describing..... oh and no cheating! lol and if anyone knows how the game goes and want to post a question as well. feel free..
So ya'll ready? Lets see how dirty your mind is. lol

Lets play a game!!!

Question 1:

I'm long, hard, and powered by batteries, I give off a steady stream, People grope for me in the dark....

What Am I?
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Replies

  • ANDRE_DOE
    ANDRE_DOE Posts: 113 Member
    a remote control
  • the_summer_belle
    the_summer_belle Posts: 353 Member
    Alarm clock
  • NoeHead
    NoeHead Posts: 516 Member
    flashlight!
  • lknjohnson
    lknjohnson Posts: 351 Member
    nope, no and naw.. lol...... any more guesses anyone????
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    The obvious. Your vibrator?
  • sydscarface24
    sydscarface24 Posts: 13
    flashlight :)
  • MacMomma2013
    MacMomma2013 Posts: 128 Member
    cell phone?
  • lknjohnson
    lknjohnson Posts: 351 Member
    The obvious. Your vibrator?



    lmao.... nope....
  • lknjohnson
    lknjohnson Posts: 351 Member
    ok ladies and gents the answer is :...........


    TORCH


    Good round.
  • lknjohnson
    lknjohnson Posts: 351 Member
    NEXT QUESTION:


    press the right button and I'll come all over your face

    I usually get spread over your hairy parts

    when you wipe me off, I get white stuff on your towel

    What am I? ??
  • RobbinRL
    RobbinRL Posts: 76
    Shaving cream. LOL
  • islander_2013
    islander_2013 Posts: 13,378 Member
    shaving cream
  • Sparkle_Princess
    Sparkle_Princess Posts: 926
    shaving cream
  • ANDRE_DOE
    ANDRE_DOE Posts: 113 Member
    The obvious. Your vibrator?

    why would she have to grope in the dark for her vibrator. women always know where that is
  • ANDRE_DOE
    ANDRE_DOE Posts: 113 Member
    OK im going to say it whipped cream
  • Sparkle_Princess
    Sparkle_Princess Posts: 926
    ok ladies and gents the answer is :...........

    TORCH

    Good round.

    Since when does a torch work on batteries? Cause i could have sworn i ahve seen this riddle before and the answer was flashlight

    all my torches work on batteries, but my understanding is a flashlight is the same as a torch in Australia
  • NoeHead
    NoeHead Posts: 516 Member
    NAIR
  • ekz13
    ekz13 Posts: 725 Member
    ok ladies and gents the answer is :...........

    TORCH

    Good round.

    Since when does a torch work on batteries? Cause i could have sworn i ahve seen this riddle before and the answer was flashlight


    US = Flashlight, other places = Torch
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    ok ladies and gents the answer is :...........

    TORCH

    Good round.

    Since when does a torch work on batteries? Cause i could have sworn i ahve seen this riddle before and the answer was flashlight

    depending on what side of the Atlantic you're on, a torch is a flashlight.
  • Sparkle_Princess
    Sparkle_Princess Posts: 926
    What is hard and hairy on the outside, soft and wet on the inside? The word begins with "c", ends in "t", and has a "u" and an "n" inside.
  • ANDRE_DOE
    ANDRE_DOE Posts: 113 Member
    ok ladies and gents the answer is :...........

    TORCH

    Good round.

    Since when does a torch work on batteries? Cause i could have sworn i ahve seen this riddle before and the answer was flashlight


    US = Flashlight, other places = Torch

    so do both answers count as correct. and are we playing the UK version or the US
  • Nathanmmx
    Nathanmmx Posts: 43 Member
    What is hard and hairy on the outside, soft and wet on the inside? The word begins with "c", ends in "t", and has a "u" and an "n" inside.

    coconut :wink:
  • ronit_rai
    ronit_rai Posts: 325 Member
    What is hard and hairy on the outside, soft and wet on the inside? The word begins with "c", ends in "t", and has a "u" and an "n" inside.
    **** xD
  • Sparkle_Princess
    Sparkle_Princess Posts: 926
    What is hard and hairy on the outside, soft and wet on the inside? The word begins with "c", ends in "t", and has a "u" and an "n" inside.

    coconut :wink:

    :laugh: yep
  • NoeHead
    NoeHead Posts: 516 Member
    ok ladies and gents the answer is :...........

    TORCH

    Good round.

    Since when does a torch work on batteries? Cause i could have sworn i ahve seen this riddle before and the answer was flashlight


    US = Flashlight, other places = Torch

    so do both answers count as correct. and are we playing the UK version or the US

    :laugh: :flowerforyou:
  • ANDRE_DOE
    ANDRE_DOE Posts: 113 Member
    coconut
  • lknjohnson
    lknjohnson Posts: 351 Member
    NEXT QUESTION:


    press the right button and I'll come all over your face

    I usually get spread over your hairy parts

    when you wipe me off, I get white stuff on your towel

    What am I? ??


    Some of you was correct!

    ANSWER: SHAVING CREAM!

    and question number 1, i guess it could of been flashlight to.
  • lknjohnson
    lknjohnson Posts: 351 Member
    NEXT QUESTION

    ...the situation was alarming. several large men had to go down on me. At least most of them were wearing rubbers and raincoats before they wrapped their legs around me"

    -What am I? ??
  • KelARita7
    KelARita7 Posts: 2,694 Member
    Fire pole
  • NoeHead
    NoeHead Posts: 516 Member
    Fire pole
    +1

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