Finally have the body i want

Capt_Apollo
Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
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I finally, I have the body that I want, and that's a thing people really covet. It's a hard thing to achieve, and I did. And I'm going to tell you how to have exactly the body that you want.

You just have to want a crappy body. That's all it is. You have to want your own crappy, ugly, disgusting body.
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  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
    Now I know what I've been doing wrong all this time. Thank you for the new perspective!
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    Apollo....i just need you to know....

    i'm touching my crappy ugly disgusting body right now.....all over....

    and I hate to say it....

    it's pretty damn fantastic.
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    My body is awesome.
    But I guess I could use your advice to learn how to love my face.
  • alishacupcake
    alishacupcake Posts: 419 Member
    I finally, I have the body that I want too!! It's in my trunk but HEY its the body i want!!!
  • ryandeceptacon
    ryandeceptacon Posts: 26 Member
    Illiterate wisdom: gets results!


    ... I literally cannot wrap my head around the point in which you're trying so hard to make.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    You're such an inspiration.

    *cuddles*
  • mrsamanda86
    mrsamanda86 Posts: 869 Member
    I finally, I have the body that I want too!! It's in my trunk but HEY its the body i want!!!

    :laugh: that's awesome
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    I finally, I have the body that I want, and that's a thing people really covet. It's a hard thing to achieve, and I did. And I'm going to tell you how to have exactly the body that you want.

    You just have to want a crappy body. That's all it is. You have to want your own crappy, ugly, disgusting body.

    You have earned my lol of the day award. Your free Tshirt will be in the mail
  • IanBee93
    IanBee93 Posts: 237 Member
    :laugh: :laugh:
  • juliemouse83
    juliemouse83 Posts: 6,663 Member
    I finally, I have the body that I want too!! It's in my trunk but HEY its the body i want!!!

    OMG, I :heart: this so much! I almost spit my water out. That was awesome!
  • TheGymGypsy
    TheGymGypsy Posts: 1,023 Member
    REVOLUTION!!!
  • FizikallyFit
    FizikallyFit Posts: 180 Member
    yep, sounds about right.:tongue:
  • AwesomelyAmber
    AwesomelyAmber Posts: 1,617 Member
    I finally, I have the body that I want too!! It's in my trunk but HEY its the body i want!!!


    BEST. Answer. EVER. hahaha
  • 19kat55
    19kat55 Posts: 336 Member
    LMAO this made my day! So true!!!!
  • Elizaj85
    Elizaj85 Posts: 158 Member
    LOL sounds legit!!
  • clarkeje1
    clarkeje1 Posts: 1,641 Member
    This is from a comedian lol Its Louis C. K. :)
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
    GENIUS.
  • alishacupcake
    alishacupcake Posts: 419 Member
    I finally, I have the body that I want too!! It's in my trunk but HEY its the body i want!!!


    BEST. Answer. EVER. hahaha

    *bows* Thank you very much
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    false. doing it wrong. reported.
  • LePetitCochon
    LePetitCochon Posts: 284
    Congratulations!!
  • TheFinalThird
    TheFinalThird Posts: 315 Member
    I finally, I have the body that I want too!! It's in my trunk but HEY its the body i want!!!


    Pardon me, but does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    My body is awesome.
    But I guess I could use your advice to learn how to love my face.

    You don't have one.

    And OP... Bam! I'm at goal now thanks to you!
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    I finally, I have the body that I want too!! It's in my trunk but HEY its the body i want!!!

    I snorted so hard, it hurt. :laugh:
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
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    That was easy
  • Carlyannabelle
    Carlyannabelle Posts: 621 Member
    I feel so liberated right now....Why hasn't anyone thought of this before???

    Just like that pot that has the lid with holes in it so you can cook your noodles without having to pour them into a caldron? Why was that not invented like 100 years ago??
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    does this mean I can start eating at maintenance?? **** yes!
  • BurningAway
    BurningAway Posts: 279
    I finally, I have the body that I want, and that's a thing people really covet. It's a hard thing to achieve, and I did. And I'm going to tell you how to have exactly the body that you want.

    You just have to want a crappy body. That's all it is. You have to want your own crappy, ugly, disgusting body.

    Darn it ALL and here ive been working out and eating at a deficeit WTF!!! Ive been wasting time!!!
  • ShellyBell999
    ShellyBell999 Posts: 1,482 Member
    WTG You look FANTASTIC!! :flowerforyou:
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    This is from a comedian lol Its Louis C. K. :)

    he's my hero.

    the meal isn't over when i'm full. the meal is over when i hate myself.
  • Rayanne203
    Rayanne203 Posts: 207 Member
    This reminds me of something Louis CK would say lol

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