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Carries a sign that says "Will TWERK for Food" and turns tricks fro hobos on Sundays after church.

Holy buckets that was hilarious, I definitely snort-laughed.

To carry on:

She only walks on her hands.

wears a wig!

should have gotten 2nd......it was fixed

Belongs to a snake handling cult

Likes to act out the Twilight movies with sock puppets.

Likes to act out the Twilight movies with sock puppets.

HOW DID YOU KNOW!?!

covers himself in vaseline and pretends to be a slug when nobody's home

(literally started crying from laughter)

also, you love to glue bits of sponge to your body and scare your neighbor, Betty, by laughing like spongebob and asking if she's seen patrick

showers with clothes on while trying to hit the high notes of a broadway musical they've seen recently

owns every recording ever made by Miley Cyrus

^^ caught red handed eating peanut butter

Has red hair

^ is wearing underwear

PINK yes, Britney not a chance

Plays in a polka band every Saturday night.

AKA Queen Melt on her dominatrix website.
Enjoys collars, stilettos, and worship exercises.

is a natural blonde but goes dark to be mysterious