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Carries a sign that says "Will TWERK for Food" and turns tricks fro hobos on Sundays after church.
Holy buckets that was hilarious, I definitely snort-laughed.
To carry on:
She only walks on her hands.0 -
is a real blonde
You owe me a new one because I am a real blonde lol0 -
wears a wig!0
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Took 4th place in the UT Pretty Princess Drag Pageant 2 years ago0
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should have gotten 2nd......it was fixed0
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looks like bigfoot0
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Belongs to a snake handling cult0
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likes to dress up like a cowgirl :00
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Likes to act out the Twilight movies with sock puppets.0
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covers himself in vaseline and pretends to be a slug when nobody's home0
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HOW DID YOU KNOW!?!Likes to act out the Twilight movies with sock puppets.
(literally started crying from laughter)covers himself in vaseline and pretends to be a slug when nobody's home
also, you love to glue bits of sponge to your body and scare your neighbor, Betty, by laughing like spongebob and asking if she's seen patrick
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is looking forward to Halloween so she can replenish her supply of Necco wafers0
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showers with clothes on while trying to hit the high notes of a broadway musical they've seen recently0
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makes mini movies of hollywood blockbusters using old GI Joe's and Barbie dolls.0
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owns every recording ever made by Miley Cyrus0
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Collects toenail clippings of Willie Nelson0
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^^ caught red handed eating peanut butter0
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Has small boobs0
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Has red hair0
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Has not lost any weight0
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^ is wearing underwear0
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^ is wearing underwear
It's supposed to be a lie. :-P ^^^ loves Britney spears music0 -
PINK yes, Britney not a chance0
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has really mean eyes0
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Plays in a polka band every Saturday night.0
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Wears a gold mankini on the beach0
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AKA Queen Melt on her dominatrix website.
Enjoys collars, stilettos, and worship exercises.0 -
Looks in the mirror just to blow himself kisses...♥0
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is a natural blonde but goes dark to be mysterious0
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im not crazy really0
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