Idiocy in my Facebook newsfeed

Mutant13
Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
in Food and Nutrition
*sigh*

This is not an ad. This a post by an actual person I went to school with.

She's a qualified nurse too.

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PS- never trust someone who thinks ex-specially is a word
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  • Unknown
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  • hannahpistolas
    hannahpistolas Posts: 290 Member
    Ask her if it'll give me a thigh gap.
  • SapiensPisces
    SapiensPisces Posts: 992 Member
    The term "ex specially" disturbs me.
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    Thigh gaps for everyone! Just rub some of this snake oil on your legs
  • farmboyphotography
    farmboyphotography Posts: 181 Member
    Please define "qualified nurse." :wink:
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    I'm really tempted to comment on it and ask for a sound explanation as to how it magically makes your fat disappear
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    The term "ex specially" disturbs me.

    Haha same here.
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  • candiceh3
    candiceh3 Posts: 379 Member
    I ain't rubbing snake oil on my inner thighs. They'd catch fire when I jog :(
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    Please define "qualified nurse." :wink:

    Qualified in that she is legally employable as a nurse. I don't know if she's an EN or an RN
  • hannahpistolas
    hannahpistolas Posts: 290 Member
    I ain't rubbing snake oil on my inner thighs. They'd catch fire when I jog :(

    This. Why do you think I need a thigh gap? I can't even walk briskly without my thighs igniting. Maybe I'll get one of those belly wraps that also magically melt fat and use one on each thigh
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    You need to stop lifting weights if you want a thigh gap. Otherwise you will just look like a man! Duh!

    Also I realised I have a tiny thigh gap the other day, I was standing in front of a window and saw the light shining through. So I guess I can understand the attraction in that now I can pretend that my vagina shoots lasers.
  • hannahpistolas
    hannahpistolas Posts: 290 Member
    I'm just going to take a serrated knife and hack off the inner parts of my thighs for good measure so I can be like you because I'm young and impressionable.

    K?
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    Oh you definitely should. Then YOU can be some bodies thinspo!
  • Athena53
    Athena53 Posts: 717 Member
    Someone may have hacked her account. One of my FB friends, a nurse-anaesthetist who's got a very high rank in her professional society, had a FB post for some quack diet product once. When we were kids she was known as "Twiggy" and I don't think she's gained an ounce since then. I sent her an e-mail and, sure enough, her account had been hacked and someone else had posted it.
  • Alliwan
    Alliwan Posts: 1,245 Member
    The term "ex specially" disturbs me.

    Haha same here.

    that's the part that caught me too, its like when someone says axe instead of ask UGH :noway:
  • padams2359
    padams2359 Posts: 1,093 Member
    You need to stop lifting weights if you want a thigh gap. Otherwise you will just look like a man! Duh!

    Also I realised I have a tiny thigh gap the other day, I was standing in front of a window and saw the light shining through. So I guess I can understand the attraction in that now I can pretend that my vagina shoots lasers.

    Please refrain from spreading eagle anywhere near the airport! You may blind a pilot, and do you really want those fatalities on your conscience?
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    by "clinically proven" they mean "my mate sandra tried it while eating nothing but celery and carrots and she lost weight so it must work"

    Someone may have hacked her account. One of my FB friends, a nurse-anaesthetist who's got a very high rank in her professional society, had a FB post for some quack diet product once. When we were kids she was known as "Twiggy" and I don't think she's gained an ounce since then. I sent her an e-mail and, sure enough, her account had been hacked and someone else had posted it.

    This is a good point...
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    You need to stop lifting weights if you want a thigh gap. Otherwise you will just look like a man! Duh!

    Also I realised I have a tiny thigh gap the other day, I was standing in front of a window and saw the light shining through. So I guess I can understand the attraction in that now I can pretend that my vagina shoots lasers.

    Please refrain from spreading eagle anywhere near the airport! You may blind a pilot, and do you really want those fatalities on your conscience?

    I understand the power I hold. I will use it wisely
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    by "clinically proven" they mean "my mate sandra tried it while eating nothing but celery and carrots and she lost weight so it must work"

    Someone may have hacked her account. One of my FB friends, a nurse-anaesthetist who's got a very high rank in her professional society, had a FB post for some quack diet product once. When we were kids she was known as "Twiggy" and I don't think she's gained an ounce since then. I sent her an e-mail and, sure enough, her account had been hacked and someone else had posted it.

    This is a good point...

    I thought that but she has a secondary post with a photo of her an her 'ambassadors pack' :/
  • padams2359
    padams2359 Posts: 1,093 Member
    You need to stop lifting weights if you want a thigh gap. Otherwise you will just look like a man! Duh!

    Also I realised I have a tiny thigh gap the other day, I was standing in front of a window and saw the light shining through. So I guess I can understand the attraction in that now I can pretend that my vagina shoots lasers.

    Please refrain from spreading eagle anywhere near the airport! You may blind a pilot, and do you really want those fatalities on your conscience?

    I understand the power I hold. I will use it wisely

    Your training is done Jedi. Go forth, and "May The Force Be With You!"
  • HealthyBodySickMind
    HealthyBodySickMind Posts: 1,207 Member
    I got a direct message on Twitter for some weight loss thing from a friend who knows I'm pregnant. I called her and told her she had probably been hacked, since she just sent a pregnant woman who had never been overweight in her life a weight loss ad. She said she hadn't been on her Twitter account in more than a year.
  • cstoney2013
    cstoney2013 Posts: 167 Member
    one of my facebook friends is pushing this as well. I think she might make money signing people up for it. She pretty much posts about it everyday.
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    Charlatanism!
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    You need to stop lifting weights if you want a thigh gap. Otherwise you will just look like a man! Duh!

    Also I realised I have a tiny thigh gap the other day, I was standing in front of a window and saw the light shining through. So I guess I can understand the attraction in that now I can pretend that my vagina shoots lasers.

    Please refrain from spreading eagle anywhere near the airport! You may blind a pilot, and do you really want those fatalities on your conscience?

    I understand the power I hold. I will use it wisely

    Your training is done Jedi. Go forth, and "May The Force Be With You!"

    I'll try not to look for trouble in Alderaan places.
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    You need to stop lifting weights if you want a thigh gap. Otherwise you will just look like a man! Duh!

    Also I realised I have a tiny thigh gap the other day, I was standing in front of a window and saw the light shining through. So I guess I can understand the attraction in that now I can pretend that my vagina shoots lasers.

    Please refrain from spreading eagle anywhere near the airport! You may blind a pilot, and do you really want those fatalities on your conscience?

    I understand the power I hold. I will use it wisely

    Your training is done Jedi. Go forth, and "May The Force Be With You!"

    I'll try not to look for trouble in Alderaan places.

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  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    Need that for my Darth shirt collection. My newest one has him playing polo on the back on an AT-AT
  • Lleldiranne
    Lleldiranne Posts: 5,516 Member
    Someone may have hacked her account. One of my FB friends, a nurse-anaesthetist who's got a very high rank in her professional society, had a FB post for some quack diet product once. When we were kids she was known as "Twiggy" and I don't think she's gained an ounce since then. I sent her an e-mail and, sure enough, her account had been hacked and someone else had posted it.

    I was thinking the same thing … the post is most likely not typed by her (it's a picture than can easily be shared). The other likelihood is that she got caught by a like phishing scam … a lot of those recipes that people share all over FB - the ones that say "share this so you can find it on your wall" - are actually like-phishing for diet aid companies. You like or share a photo and suddenly they are posting all sorts of crap on your wall. :noway:
  • lannabelle
    lannabelle Posts: 85 Member
    Your friend may have been hacked! :frown: This happened to me recently on Twitter and my account sent all of my followers a PM about some Dr. Oz belly fat reducing scam. It was so embarrassing.
  • BananaFaceFace
    BananaFaceFace Posts: 70 Member
    My friend actually wasted her money and bought this :/ I tried ever so respectfully to explain to her why its a load of BS but she didn't listen :(

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